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    If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called? This what I came up with for the names but I'm not sure what their moves should be dough. Clinton’s finisher would be called, “Shut up Foundation.” {Originally I was gonna called it "The Suicide Foundation."]. Obama’s finisher would be called, “Hope & Change Combination.” Trump’s finisher would be called, “Golden Fake News Wall”. (This move when the opponent bumps into him/her. They fall back on their behinds.). Abraham Lincoln’s finisher would be called, “Honest Protection.”Franklin Roosevelt’s finisher would be called, “Bullet Killer”. Ronald Reagan’s finisher would be called, “American’s way”.Jimmy Carter’s finisher would be called, “Peaches And Cream".George H. W. Bush’s finisher would be called, "The Proud Tradition".Al Gore’s finisher would be called, "Prosperity and Progress".George W. Bush’s finisher would be called, "Reformer with Results".George Washington's finisher would be called, "America's Revolution".
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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Well, at least the idea itself was funny.

    Trump would obviously be a modified Boston Crab aka The Walls of Mexico.

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    The mayor of Knox County would be the Chokeslam.

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    FDR: Con-chair-to

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Hillary Clinton - Shattered Dreams
    Donald Trump - Meet Hook Clothesline (Due to his infamous Bill Bush tape)
    Joe Biden - GTS (Go To Sleep)
    Jesse Ventura - Frog Splash (He was in the Navy and they refer to his job as a frogman, he was a Navy Seal before that was an official term)
    Bill Clinton - Dirty Deeds (Donald Trump also has been known to borrow this move)

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Those are called names.

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Necro ruining it for everybody with names. Fuckssake.

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Quote Originally Posted by Grubberg View Post
    Those are called names.
    I don't disagree with you on that.

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    why is this in the video games section?


    PS - terrible thread, feel bad

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Not a finisher but Boris Johnson sounds like a 80s WWF jobber.
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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Quote Originally Posted by MC 16 View Post
    Not a finisher but Boris Johnson sounds like a 80s WWF jobber.
    His would be called The Break-xit... something like the Kimura Lock

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Donald Trump's would be called 'The Deporter' and would be a belly to back suplex over the top rope.


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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Donald Trump's move-sets are: “Golden Fake News Wall”. (This move when the opponent bumps into him/her. They fall back on their behinds.)." The Walls of Mexico." (modified Boston Crab) "The Deporter" (belly to back suplex over the top rope.)" Right Hook Deeds" (Right uppercut into a dirty deed DDT.) "Small Orange hand chop" (A hand chop). "Orange Big Boot stomp" (Big Boot and then a stomp.) Let's create a move-sets for Obama's and Clinton's.
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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    You forgot the Bigly Boot and Small Hand Chop for Trump.

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Quote Originally Posted by Marketh View Post
    You forgot the Bigly Boot and Small Hand Chop for Trump.
    I edited thanks.

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    The Kennedy Brothers masters of The Camelot Clutch


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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Its not quite a finisher and he isnt a politician but I wish William Regal was the UK Prime Minister and call himself the Brexit Brawler....I guess one of his finishers could be the Brexit Cutter

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    Re: If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

    Elizabeth Warren better not even think about using Tatanka's finisher.

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