View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Zero

    6 42.86%
  • Fuji Vice

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  • Creeping Death

    1 7.14%
  • Jimmy King

    5 35.71%
  • RainShaker

    0 0%
  • Jiggy

    0 0%
  • Postman Dave

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  • Ed

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  • Smooth Jazz Wolf

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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 18

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 18



    One of the longest-lasting entrants, Wang Chung, is in a spot of trouble! Running low in the tank, Wang Chung feebly attempts to tell Jiggy to 'go fuck someone else's day up', but to no avail, as Jiggy seems far more interested in getting rid of last year's runner-up than he does with anything else. Jiggy punishes Wang Chung with several stiff slaps and an uppercut to rattle the bones, knocking Wang Chung silly! He's loopy! Motionless! Jiggy lifts Wang Chung against the ropes, and pushes!

    Nash: ...

    ... And he pushes!

    Nash: ...

    ... And he-

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: DAMNIT NASH BE A HALFWAY DECENT COMMENTATOR AND ENCOURAGE WANG CHUNG FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE

    A resignation sigh is heard from the commentary booth.

    Nash: Oh no. Wang Chung is nearing elimination. Fight back, Wang Chung. Do what the self-employed proctologist with determination and a mirror did and look deep within yourself.

    RainShaker: Gross.

    A second wind erupts from Wang Chung! He shakes himself awake, most certainly spurred on by Nash's enthusiastic encouragement, and finally gets Jiggy to bugger off with a hard right!

    MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING

    As Zero attempts to throw The EC over the ropes, The EC reverses it with a springboard hurricurana, sending Zero tumbling headfirst into the mat! Ed compliments The EC on his form, but suddenly he too is surprised by a hurricurana! Creeping Death pretends to not be there, but he too is thrown to the mat with a slick hurricurana!

    The EC: EC STANDS FOR ELABORATE CRUISERWEIGHT! HURRICURANAS FOR ALL!

    Fuji Vice: ... Not me though, right?

    The EC: ...

    The EC strikes at Fuji Vice with a fourth hurricurana! But Fuji Vice blocks it, lifting The EC onto his own shoulders in a powerbomb position! He throws him - but The EC is agile enough to land on the shoulders of a wandering Jimmy King, and attempt a hurricurana on him! But Jimmy King is able to throw him off, this time onto Postman Dave's shoulders! The EC attempts yet another hurricurana, but Postman Dave blocks it yet again! The EC is prepared, however, and vows that the next person's shoulders he lands on, he's going to hurricurana the FUCK out of them! Postman Dave throws him over the ropes!

    The EC lands on Wang Chung's shoulders! HURRICURANA!

    Of course since Wang Chung was on the apron, the hurricurana sends Wang Chung flipping onto the floor outside the ring, eliminated!

    The EC: FUCK YEAH, HURRICURANAS.

    The EC is delighted with himself, until he realises he too has been eliminated due to the physics of the hurricurana.

    The EC: FUCK.

    Wang Chung: At least you stuck the landing. Points for that, I guess.

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    Down to nine.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 18

    Sorry Zero

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 18

    Not sorry Zero - Silk


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