View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Wang Chung

    7 35.00%
  • Zero

    2 10.00%
  • Fuji Vice

    0 0%
  • Creeping Death

    2 10.00%
  • The EC

    7 35.00%
  • Jimmy King

    0 0%
  • RainShaker

    0 0%
  • Jiggy

    0 0%
  • Postman Dave

    0 0%
  • Ed

    0 0%
  • Smooth Jazz Wolf

    2 10.00%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17



    As the day rolls on in the WC Rumble, suddenly the lights go out!

    Fuji Vice: Aw shit, not a private vote round. Those are the worst.

    Creeping Death: Yeah, screw this noise. Yo, everyone, temporary truce until the lights come back on?

    Jiggy: What, like everyone hold hands and sing kumbayah until things change?

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: That sounds like a lovely idea, Jiggy! Let's do it! Be gentle.

    Jiggy: No, I was being sar- oh, nevermind, shut up and hold my hand.

    A group hand-holding session? How lewd! This is going to make prime ECW blush! Or it would if the lights were on and people could actually see. But it's not like we'd air live uncensored hand-holding. That'd get us kicked off sooo many networks. Anyway, after a brief few seconds of fondling, a circular ring of people is barely visible in the darkness.

    Nash: Can you guys at least sing something cool instead of kumbyah?

    Postman Dave: ♪ I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY, AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME ♪

    Wang Chung: ♪ IF YOU LIKED IT YOU SHOULD'A PUT A RING ON IT ♪

    The EC: ♪ DON'T STOP ME NOW, I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME ♪

    Jimmy King: ♪ YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW ♪

    Zero: ♪ I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS ♪

    RainShaker: ♪ I WAS GONNA GO TO WORK, BUT THEN I GOT HIGH ♪

    Ed: ♪ AND I SAY, HEYEAYEAYEAYEAY, HEYEAYEAY, I SAID HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON ♪

    Nash: You couldn't even co-ordinate to sing the same song. Unbelievable.

    Yes, everyone in the circle is singing, loud and off-key. It's awful. But wait! There's one person not in the circle - Silk! What's she doing?!?

    Silk: Hold on, I'm sorting through my iPod to find the perfect tune. Don't eliminate me while my back is turned, okay?

    A scuffle! In the dark no-one can see Silk's assailant, and due to everyone singing so loud no-one can hear her shouts and shrieks of fury! Alas, the lights return just as Silk is thrown over the ropes! Luckily, she lands on the apron, saving herself.

    Silk: Thank god. Okay, which of you nerds-

    Creeping Death: Oh, lights are back on! Truce over!

    BAM! Superkick to Silk, knocking her to the floor! Silk's out!

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    Back to normal. Who's out next?
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17

    Nothing personal EC, but voting for you makes a four way tie.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17

    Quote Originally Posted by Postman Dave View Post
    Nothing personal EC, but voting for you makes a four way tie.

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    That's an experienced Rumble vet talking there as he lies on the floor gripping the bottom rope.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17

    Voting for the tie. No offense EC.

    TEAM CYRUS



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17

    Leave Wang along you monsters.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Leave Wang along you monsters.
    This, but also leave EC alone. Such animals around here.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 17

    This is Wang’s year come on!


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