View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Tennessee Nicky

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  • Wang Chung

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  • Wolf Beast

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  • Zero

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  • Baldrick

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  • Fuji Vice

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  • CGS

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  • Shawn

    11 50.00%
  • Silk

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  • Doom

    7 31.82%
  • Creeping Death

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  • Slick Mitch

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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6



    'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

    The crowd most certainly makes their feelings known at the elimination of Kakarot, but Sayer, due to an open-palm slap causing his eardrum to burst, seems to think the sea of angry, frowning faces and crude gestures, are indications of love and admiration. He poses!

    Sayer: They love me! They really love me! ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

    Distracted by his flaunting, Sayer doesn't notice Shawn sneaking up behind him! Shawn drops Sayer with dropkick, hurtling him towards the ropes!

    Sayer: DUDE WHAT THE HECK

    Shawn: HIS NAME WAS COLOURED BLUE! HE WAS OUR ALLY! AND YOU FUCKED HIM!

    Sayer: Phrasing. Also people don't form cliques based on their username colours, right guys?

    Behind him, Silk and Zero exchange brief glances with Fuji Vice & Tennessee Nicky, the duos briefly halt their tag team battle to shake their heads in unison. Suddenly, Shawn strikes at Sayer, throwing him over the ropes! But Sayer just barely hangs on to the bottom rope, his legs splitting across the apron! Feet have not touched the floor, but he surely cracked his taint against the edge of the ring.

    Sayer: OH GOD THIS HURTS.

    As Shawn slaps at Sayer's hands, suddenly our next entrant arrives...



    ???: It's me, it's me, it's THE. E. C.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: By god, it's The EC! Nash, you know what those initials stand for?

    Nash: Erectile Combustion?

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: What the fuck, no Nash. It stands for EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE. He's in this to win this!

    The EC slides right past Sayer, completely ignoring his battle with Shawn, and instead makes a beeline for... BattleTank?!? The team of DOOMTANK were happily double-teaming Wolf Beast with kicks to the shins, but The EC surprises BattleTank with a wicked German Suplex! Doom doesn't notice the plight his tag partner is currently in, sadly, and continues shattering the shins of Wolf Beast.

    The EC: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME.

    BattleTank: You mean how I said your initials stood for Explosive Colon?

    The EC: Yeah, that.

    The EC grabs BattleTank in an impressive show of strength, pressing him over his head! He approaches the ropes, where Sayer has finally convinced Shawn to leave him alone for just a minute, and presses BattleTank over the ropes, onto Sayer, eliminating the two!



    And it's also out next entrant, Order, making his way to the ring! Does he have a microphone for an exclusive interview? Who knows!

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    Sayer & BattleTank are out, The EC & Order are in. Back to normal eliminations now.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Have to try and protect my shins!









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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Thought ol' Swifty may have been my music for a sec there

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    A cracked taint sounds pretty awful if I'm being honest. Thanks for coming up with that one Wolfie.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Guess I won’t be paying for Doom’s VIP anymore


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Slick Mitch View Post
    Guess I won’t be paying for Doom’s VIP anymore
    Thats okay, you can pay for mine Mitch!

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Hello good friends and fellow citizens, let me ask you this:

    Isn't competition more fun when the underdog wins? (Or makes it so far into said competition that the viewer thinks the underdog could pull it out?)

    Like when Santino almost won the largest (and possible worst) royal rumble in history.

    Like when Hoho won/didn't win/was robbed of KOWC - it's better entertainment, if nothing else! (Check the records - I was Team Hoho!)

    I'm appealing to your "fun" side - don't eliminate me now. It'll be TONS more fun for everyone involved if an underdog makes it to the final group of competitors.

    And who on that list above is more of an underdog than this guy? Take me off that list and it's a veritable gauntlet of WC who's-who.

    Is that what you want? A black and white, chalk outlined royal rumble? A predictable mish mash of the same people?

    I didn't think so. C'mon, let's at least make it interesting!

    #SaveShawn2019


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Shawn View Post
    Hello good friends and fellow citizens, let me ask you this:

    Isn't competition more fun when the underdog wins? (Or makes it so far into said competition that the viewer thinks the underdog could pull it out?)

    Like when Santino almost won the largest (and possible worst) royal rumble in history.

    Like when Hoho won/didn't win/was robbed of KOWC - it's better entertainment, if nothing else! (Check the records - I was Team Hoho!)

    I'm appealing to your "fun" side - don't eliminate me now. It'll be TONS more fun for everyone involved if an underdog makes it to the final group of competitors.

    And who on that list above is more of an underdog than this guy? Take me off that list and it's a veritable gauntlet of WC who's-who.

    Is that what you want? A black and white, chalk outlined royal rumble? A predictable mish mash of the same people?

    I didn't think so. C'mon, let's at least make it interesting!

    #SaveShawn2019
    *Reads*

    ...

    *Votes for Shawn*

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    *Reads*

    ...

    *Votes for Shawn*
    Nooooooo the hashtag is SAVE Shawn, not VOTE FOR!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Shawn, what did you think the most likely outcome was gonna be after posting that?


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    OOof. Tried to save you Shawn. Wasn't in the cards





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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiggy View Post
    OOof. Tried to save you Shawn. Wasn't in the cards
    Thanks bud. It's clear the other folks don't like fun. Shame.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Quote Originally Posted by RainShaker View Post
    Shawn, what did you think the most likely outcome was gonna be after posting that?
    Either mob mentality in my favor, or the other underdogs would band together and help a brother out. Oh well.

    Was gonna get axed either way - this way was at least more fun.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Fujis campaign for fun > Shawns campaign for fun
    " I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else."

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    Quote Originally Posted by Shawn View Post
    Either mob mentality in my favor, or the other underdogs would band together and help a brother out. Oh well.

    Was gonna get axed either way - this way was at least more fun.


    For some reason Shawn this fits for some reason. Don't worry brother I see what you did love ya cuz.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 6

    I admire Shawn's enthusiasm and attempts to change the course of fate. But the day is still young, perhaps a few more votes can save our Fun Bun.


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