View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Tennessee Nicky

    0 0%
  • Wang Chung

    0 0%
  • The Gipper

    12 63.16%
  • Wolf Beast

    0 0%
  • Zero

    0 0%
  • Baldrick

    0 0%
  • Fuji Vice

    1 5.26%
  • CGS

    1 5.26%
  • Shawn

    2 10.53%
  • Silk

    1 5.26%
  • BattleTank

    1 5.26%
  • Sayer

    1 5.26%
  • Doom

    0 0%
  • Creeping Death

    0 0%
  • Slick Mitch

    0 0%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 3

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    WC Royal Rumble X: Day 3



    As Creeping Death kicks CGS in the taint, our attention is brought to the battle between Happy Jon, Tennessee Nicky, and The Gipper. Or perhaps more accurately, the slaughter of Happy Jon by Tennessee Nicky and The Gipper, as the gruesome twosome have not let up on their double-teaming of Happy Jon since the match began. A stiff slap by Tennessee Nicky, a brisk kick by The Gipper, back and forth, back and forth. There's not even any hope spots or openings for Happy Jon to fight back from. This is just sad.

    Nash: Lol this is hilarious.

    Dangit, Nash. Eventually, Happy Jon's carcass is allowed to gracefully collapse to the mat, as Tennessee Nicky briefly halts his beating to pose for the adoring audience. The Gipper, meanwhile, grabs Happy Jon by the hair and attempts to throw him over the ropes... But he's stopped! By Tennessee Nicky?!? WHAT WHAT!

    Tennessee Nicky: Dude, I had dibs on eliminating Happy Jon, I got this.

    Tennessee Nicky rips Happy Jon out of The Gipper's grasp, and attempts to throw him over the ropes, only to be stopped by The Gipper!

    The Gipper: No, man, fuck off, you can't call dibs on an elimination.

    Tennessee Nicky: I'm sorry, did someone die and make you the referee of dibs? Look, Dibber-

    The Gipper: It's Gipper.

    Tennessee Nicky: Look, Dibber, Jon's elimination has my name written all over it. I got this, okay? Go sit in the corner and... I don't know, contemplate your role in the world.

    The Gipper: I've already contemplated my role in the world, and that role is 'to eliminate Happy Jon.' It says so in my Chinese fortune cookie.

    As the two are distracted, the sneaky Wolf Beast creeps up, and attempts to eliminate Happy Jon! Only to be interrupted by Tennessee Nicky AND The Gipper!

    Wolf Beast: Hey, what gives?

    Tennessee Nicky: I got dibs on Happy Jon!

    The Gipper: Like hell you do!

    Wolf Beast: Why not just... I don't know, eliminate him together? Combine forces and shit. I mean, you already were earlier, so... Just continue with that?

    The Gipper: ... Huh. I hadn't considered that idea. Nicky, do you-

    Tennessee Nicky: FUCK THAT AND YOU.

    WHACK! Tennessee Nicky clocks The Gipper with a sick knee, and begins stomping his face in. Wolf Beast joins the brawl, as does Zero, Wang Chung, Shawn, hell, soon everyone in the ring is fighting over who gets to eliminate Happy Jon! Wild fists aiming at anyone standing, until-

    Happy Jon: ENOUGH!

    As one, the crowd halts their infighting, turning to Happy Jon.

    Happy Jon: None of y'all are going to eliminate me, because I'm going to eliminate me!

    A chorus of 'noooo' echos from the remaining users, but it's too late! Happy Jon has already leapt over the top rope, to the floor! He's out, on his own terms! Small victories, I suppose.



    As Happy Jon finally appears to be happy, he is blindsided by the arrival of Slick Mitch, who accidentally bowls him over as he runs to the ring. He trips on the ropes as he enters, and accidentally headbutts Baldrick in the crotch. Off to a good start.

    ---

    Happy Jon's out, Slick Mitch is in. Who's next to fall?


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 3

    Well at least I lasted longer this time.

    Also my name is not Dibber, you will be hearing from my imaginary lawyer.
    " I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else."

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 3

    Quote Originally Posted by The Gipper View Post
    Well at least I lasted longer this time.

    Also my name is not Dibber, you will be hearing from my imaginary lawyer.
    It could be Nibler

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 3

    Poor Nibbler
    I have a plan so cunning......

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 3

    I knew if i voted 1st everyone would jump the bandwagon.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble X: Day 3

    This is getting harder now that all the nice people introduced themselves on day 1. I voted Silk. Love a classic self elimination and some Slick Rick though.

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