View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • MitchMiser

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  • RainShaker

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  • Dook Gulak

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  • Wang Chung

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  • Fuji Vice

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  • Cyrus Truth

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  • Order

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  • King Dong Doom

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  • The Golden One

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  • The Gipper

    8 61.54%
  • Night of the Lucha Bear

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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7

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    WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7


    BAM!

    WHAMMO!

    KER-PLAHK!

    BEYONCE!


    These words and other various fighting stock sound effects are hailing louder than physically possible from the mouth of the perrinal underdog HoHo, who stands in the center of the ring, fighting stance up, throwing strikes at anyone who so much as glances at him! None of these strikes seem to connect, mind you, but they're doing a great job of keeping everyone away from HoHo. Can't eliminate him if you can't touch him, right?

    SJ Wolf: I have to admit, this intimidation tactics by HoHo appear to be working remarkable well. I think we could all learn a thing or two from this strapping young lad. Like how standing in the middle of the street, screaming stock fighting sound effect phrases and throwing a high kick every few seconds, will guarantee no-one will approach you. Right, Dave? ... Dave?

    However, one man unintimidated by HoHo's fear tactics is the boss, the head honcho, the admin, Ed! Having just entered the Rumble now, he's fresh and unsoiled, with a head full of steam and a heart full of paperclips, he walks right up to HoHo and stares him down, nose-to-nose! The remaining participants call a brief truce, settling down to watch this iconic showdown unfold! Admin vs Blue Chipper! Boss vs Underdog! Ed vs HoHo! This is not quite as dramatic as Nash vs HoHo might've been, but fuck it, we'll take what we can get.

    The two exchange words!

    Ed: Hey HoHo.

    HoHo: Hiya Ed.

    Ed: So I know this is supposed to be the big mid-rumble showdown between the lovable rogue crowd favorite and HoHo, but-

    HoHo: You mean I'm the lovable rogue crowd favorite, right?

    Ed: No.

    HoHo: Oh.

    Ed: So-

    HoHo: Sorry, please continue.

    Ed: I already was.

    A brief pause ensures.

    Ed: Right, so, yeah, this is supposed to be the mid-Rumble rivalry showdown, but really your deal is with Nash and I don't want to fight my partner's battles for him.

    HoHo: Oh. Does this mean you're on my side?

    Ed: God, no.

    HoHo: Darn.

    Ed: So basically, in the interest of saving everyone's time, and my energy, I'm going to hold up an outstretched fist. Kindly run into it.

    Ed holds up a fist! Will HoHo fufill the request?!? The arena is split, half chanting for HoHo, half for Ed, and one really dedicated out-of-tune dude chanting for Jim. Don't know why. HoHo grabs the fist, and instead clocks Ed with a forearm! He stuns the admin, backing him to the ropes, before throwing a wild haymaker, sending Ed over the ropes! But Ed lands on the apron, and is quick to catch HoHo with an elbow and drag him, too, over the ropes! Dangling precariously inches above the floor, the two trade fisticuffs, with everyone on the arena on their feet! Who will knock who out of the Rumble?!?


    Suddenly, our next entrant arrives! The Gipper! He showboats down the ramp, going unnoticed by the crowd as they focus on the Ed/HoHo confrontation. He climbs into the ring, glances around, and immediately shoves at the brawling duo, knocking them both to the floor! He poses!

    And the crowd boos. For quite some time, long enough that in the nonaction that follows, our 24th entrant also enters the fray
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    Night of the Lucha Bear! He slides into the ring and nails The Gipper with a springboard dropkick!

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    Ed & HoHo are out! Did not see that coming. Vote for who's gone next.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7

    NO RUNBACKS IN THIS BITCH

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7

    *eats nachos*
    I have been reborn.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7

    Oh Gip. It hurts me you voted for me.

    TEAM CYRUS



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7

    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung View Post
    Oh Gip. It hurts me you voted for me.
    It's called bad strategy.
    I have been reborn.

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    YES! YES! YES!

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7

    Well that'll serve me right for not voting.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 7

    rip gipper

    next time play mafia

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