View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Panther

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  • Hoho

    1 5.56%
  • Cloud Strife

    2 11.11%
  • CGS

    9 50.00%
  • Zero

    0 0%
  • MitchMiser

    0 0%
  • RainShaker

    0 0%
  • Dook Gulak

    1 5.56%
  • Coxatron

    0 0%
  • Wang Chung

    3 16.67%
  • Jiggy

    0 0%
  • Fuji Vice

    0 0%
  • Cyrus Truth

    0 0%
  • Order

    1 5.56%
  • Pickle Mikk

    0 0%
  • Tennessee Nicky

    1 5.56%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

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    WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4


    As your loyal commentators enjoy another slice of pizza, Just Plain Sayer realizes the odds are not favoring him.

    He's aware of the 'Rookie Curse' when it comes to WC Rumble entrants, and having just watched fellow Rumble Rookies Shawn & Baldrick be eliminated, Just Plain Sayer hastens to find his ticket to last another day. For this, he creeps on over to Dook Gulak, who is in the midst of giving Cloud Strife an absolutely nefarious purple nurple, and quietly taps him on the shoulder.

    Just Plain Sayer: Hey Dook, we're bros right?

    Dook Gulak: Fuckin' what?

    Just Plain Sayer: Bros, like, trust and shit.

    Dook Gulak: ... No?

    Just Plain Sayer: Yes we are, don't be a dolt. Now look, I'm seeing a pattern developing, and something tells me these nerds around us are going to target you next for elimination.

    Dook Gulak raises an eyebrow, and glances at the supposed 'nerds' around them.

    Just Plain Sayer: Buuut, if you stick with me, I'll stick with you, and we'll look out for each other all the way though, alright?

    Dook Gulak: ... Y'know, you have a neat idea, but if you ask me, that sounds like something a MAFIA SCUMBAG WOULD SAY.

    Just Plain Sayer: ... I'm sorry, wh-

    Dook Gulak: OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    Just Plain Sayer: But... We're not playing Mafia, we're having a Ru-

    Alas, Just Plain Sayer's pleas fall on unhearing ears, and around the ring, others momentarily halt their beef with other members to chime in on this debate.

    RainShaker: Dook's right! Ice the mafia scum! OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    Wang Chung
    : Good enough for me. OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    Jiggy
    : Sure, why not. OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    Panther: Hold up, we murdering some mafiosa over here? I'm down for this. OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    Coxatron: He's been actin' mighty suspicious, I agree! OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    MitchMiser: I got intel that says Sayer's totally a mafia dude. OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    Just Plain Sayer: I'm not a mafia, guys, I don't think you-

    Fuji Vice: Listen to him, he's making the trademark 'I can't be a mafia because we're not playing mafia' defense card! That's a confession of being mafia if I've ever heard it! OFFICIAL VOTE: Just Plain Sayer.

    SJ Wolf: Dave, in this impromptu round of Mafia, how many verbal votes does Just Plain Sayer need before he's lynched and, I assume, eliminated?

    Postman Dave: Let's see, sixteen players, he needs the majority vote to be done in, so nine votes, I guess. We're at eight now, so-

    Fuji Vice: By the way, I'm a double voter.

    Postman Dave: Ah, right then.

    Just Plain Sayer: NO, WAIT. Uh, I have... a one-time elimination immunity?

    Too little, too late, Just Plain Sayer. His fellow competitors swiftly hoist the protesting Just Plain Sayer onto their shoulders, where he is deposited over the ropes, onto the floor below! Just Plain Sayer has been eliminated, and a brief title card flashes, revealing him to be town aligned. This goes unnoticed in WC's celebration.


    Our next entrant is none other than Tennessee Nicky! Tennessee Nicky runs into the ring, stepping up to smash Pickle Mikk in the mouth with a hard knee, before teabagging him with authority.

    SJ Wolf: Hey, Dave, know why he's from Tennessee? Because he's the only ten I see.

    Postman Dave
    : Are you proud of yourself for that joke?

    SJ Wolf: Not really, no.

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    Just Plain Sayer's out, Tennessee Nicky's in. Vote for who's gone next!

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Just Plain Sayer: Hey Dook, we're bros right?

    Dook Gulak: Fuckin' what?

    Just Plain Sayer: Bros, like, trust and shit.

    Dook Gulak: ... No?



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Nice to see Shake’s still trying to use Nicky to get himself over.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    WANG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SWAMPS IS A GOOD BROTHER

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    I can't go after Swamps, so I'm going with CGS instead.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuji Vice View Post
    Nice to see Shake’s still trying to use Nicky to get himself over.
    pretty sad

    how is my entrance music not Tennessee by Arrested Development?
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    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Tennessee Nicky View Post
    how is my entrance music not Tennessee by Arrested Development?
    Or at least Rocky Top.

    The story post makes me miss mafia.



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    YES! YES! YES!

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Tennessee Nicky View Post
    how is my entrance music not Tennessee by Arrested Development?
    Punk Wolf's made a huge mistake

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Hey let's not gang up on my co-host now

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    His entrance could have been "Tennessee River" by Alabama.



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    It’s Nicky clearly it should of been “Tennessee Stud” by Johnny Cash


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    *eats crisps*
    I have been reborn.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuji Vice View Post
    Or at least Rocky Top.

    The story post makes me miss mafia.

    Funny you should say that.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    the world spins on its axis one man works while another votes hoho


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Professor Booty View Post
    It’s Nicky clearly it should of been “Tennessee Stud” by Johnny Cash


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    Came in here to say this. Booty knows.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    What!? Dook twisting me !?


    *sends him "The Video"*

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Postman Dave View Post
    WANG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SWAMPS IS A GOOD BROTHER

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    Omg. I totally didn't even realize that swamps. I shall fall at my death. It was a new name. I am sorry please forgive me swamps.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung View Post
    Omg. I totally didn't even realize that swamps. I shall fall at my death. It was a new name. I am sorry please forgive me swamps.

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    All is forgiven, if you get me a burger from "Jon's Burger Palace". I hear the "Positive Burger" is great!

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Day 4

    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud Strife View Post
    All is forgiven, if you get me a burger from "Jon's Burger Palace". I hear the "Positive Burger" is great!
    Deal brother. I want a positive burger.

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