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    Royal Rumble WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again



    Hiya, WC.

    2017 is now in the past, and we're at that weird brief time where it's a new year, but it doesn't feel like a new year, and we're all kinda hungover and don't know what day it is, and everyone's making jokes like 'lul lul it's been a whole year since I've seen you lul lul' and you just want to grab them by the shoulders and shriek that that joke sucks, and they suck for making it, and everything sucks, everything sucks SO MUCH WHAT YEAR IS IT, I DON'T KNOW BUT IT PROBABLY SUUUUCKS.

    Which makes it the perfect time for our annual WC Royal Rumble!

    That's right, lads, our ninth edition of the yearly thirty-man free-for-all unpopularity contest is back! Last year, Silk/Panther narrowly beat Fuji Vice to smear her name into the dirt of history, can she do it two years in a row? It'll be a tough fight I'm sure, for all thirty competitors, no less.

    What's that? You don't know how this works? Luckily for you, I've prepared a F.A.Q that I'm sure will answer any and all queries you may have. BEHOLD.

    Q. How do I enter this prestigious and historic contest?
    A. It's quite simple: Just say so in this thread. That's it. Post your interest, say 'yo dawg lemme in this bitch' and we'll be like 'such language, my poor soul, but okay' and BAM, THAT'S IT, YOU'RE IN THE RUMBLE. Entries are open to anyone, from our esteemed and royal staff, to the lowly peasant regular members, to the one user who you're not entirely sure is an actual person or just a really well-programmed bot. Anyone and everyone, my man. That being said, there is a limit of thirty entry slots, so if you stroll in like three days after everyone else asking whether we can squeeze you in, it's going to be very awkward for both of us, trust me. First come, first served, don't delay, signup today!

    Q. How can I eliminate my fellow noobs and wrestlenerds?
    A. Excellent question, my dude. So, every day the host of this wonderful event will create a new thread according to what day it is. Within this thread is a list of up to fifteen members up for poll, all available for elimination. All you have to do, is vote for who you want gone. At the end of 24 hours, the poll closes and a new thread is created, detailing who was eliminated, how they were eliminated, who's now entering to replace them, and the cycle continues. Once every member has entered, it'll be a straight one-by-one knockout to the finish. Plus, every now and then a special elimination challenge will be added for that day. What could it be? Double elimination? Private voting? The possibilities are endless! there's only like three possibilities but shush.

    Q. Why only up to fifteen to start? You're saying half the field is safe from the start? What the heck, that's unfair, man!
    A. ... Well, yeah. That's the Rumble. Half of it is luck of the draw. Have you never seen a Rumble before? Numbers #1 up to #29 don't call a truce, hold hands, and sing kumbaya until Number #30 arrives, no. They beat the shit out of each other, eliminate each other one by one until everyone's gone and there's one winner. So, yes, fourteen randomly chosen peeps and one purposely chosen dork are available to be eliminated right from the start, while the rest wait backstage, playing Mario Kart and staring at the floor until their number is called. Plus, y'know. There's limits to the forum's poll options. Gotta work within limitations, man.

    Q. Well, okay, I'll just use my alt account to vote an-
    A. Woah, hold the phone, Alty McAlterson. No alts are allowed, because come the fuck on, have some dignity. Anyone caught using an alt account to turn the votes in their favor - or someone else's favor, for that matter - will not only be frowned at, but also eliminated! Plus we'll totally talk shit about you at various cocktail parties. That's right, a bunch of strangers will judge you for your foul alt usage. Don't need that in your life, do you? No, didn't think so. So no alts!

    Q. Alright, fine, no alts. So, what do I win?
    A. You're very presumptuous, example question asker. For a theoretical nonexistent being whose sole purpose is to help me explain the rules, you're very full of yourself. But, yes, the winner will receive, among the following:
    - Rep! That green bar next to your name gets slightly bigger!
    - Bragging Rights! That ego of yours gets slightly bigger!
    - Increased e-peen! As if it isn't big enough.
    - An automatic number #1 entry into 2018's King of Wrestling Clique contest! The Rumble is one thing, but the KOWC is a whole other dealio!
    I'm proud to announce that this year's hosting duties will be split between myself, the lovely and handsome Smooth Jazz Wolf, and making his grand return to hosting duties, the equally lovely but significantly more handsome Postman Dave! Together we'll split hosting duties down the middle, alternating day threads, and providing a wonderful mix of Dave's colorful on-point commentary, and whatever drivel manages to seizure it's way out of my brain and onto the keyboard. It's called teamwork, and it's great.

    Who will be the ninth WC Rumble winner? Sign up here to state your entry!

    Entrants:
    1. Fuji Vice
    2. Tennessee Nicky
    3. Ed
    4. RainShaker
    5. The Golden One
    6. Professor Booty
    7. Jimmy King
    8. MitchMiser
    9. Jiggy
    10. Order
    11. Panther
    12. Hoho
    13. Regal or Riot
    14. King Dong Doom
    15. Night of the Lucha Bear
    16. Wang Chung
    17. Creeping Death
    18. Nash
    19. Cloud Strife
    20. Shawn
    21. Coxatron
    22. Baldrick
    23. CGS
    24. Just Plain Sayer
    25. Cyrus Truth
    26. The Gipper
    27. Dook Gulak
    28. Pickle Mikk
    29. Zero
    30.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    I'll have another kick at the can.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Another loss please.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Sure why not.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    I made a great run at it in 2017. Let's go for the whole thing.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth Jazz Wolf View Post
    I'm proud to announce that this year's hosting duties will be split between myself, the lovely and handsome Smooth Jazz Wolf, and making his grand return to hosting duties, the equally lovely but significantly more handsome Postman Dave! Together we'll split hosting duties down the middle, alternating day threads, and providing a wonderful mix of Dave's colorful on-point commentary, and whatever drivel manages to seizure it's way out of my brain and onto the keyboard. It's called teamwork, and it's great.
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    Yo dawg lemme in this bitch


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Count me in.

    May the best poster won!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Sign me up


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    *Glass shatters* queue Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme song, out walks Jiggy with a steel chair. One by one, they eat a chair shot to the head. Ed, Nicky, Fuji, TGO, Shake, Booty, Mitch and Dave. Dook and Dak can get it too.

    CM Jiggy sits indian style and shoots on Ed and Nash before cutting a promo about how he's winning the rumble or something IDK




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    I’m in.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Why not join this, think I signed up before and got eliminated pretty early. Their are so many times that I get knocked down in one year that I just become numb to the pain. I guess that might help me in the Rumble good luck everyone.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Yo dawg lemme in this bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regal or Riot View Post
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    Count me in Wolfie!

    What it would be cool, is that we all request their favorite song to be posted when that person enters the Royal Rumble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Dong DOOM View Post
    What it would be cool, is that we all request their favorite song to be posted when that person enters the Royal Rumble.
    To be honest, finding suitable songs for everyone is one of my favourite parts of this

    Anyway, that's 14 spaces gone in 7 hours kids. Don't hesitate, spaces will fill up quickly.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Postman Dave View Post
    To be honest, finding suitable songs for everyone is one of my favourite parts of this

    Anyway, that's 14 spaces gone in 7 hours kids. Don't hesitate, spaces will fill up quickly.
    I was making a suggestion, but you're cool Postman.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 9: Here We Go Again

    I hereby declare to officially enter the WC Royal Rumble 9.


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