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    The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Well, aren't we all glad that's over.

    As always, it is recommended that you press play on the following video as you peruse this thread



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    Ladies and Gentlemen of WrestlingClique, please stand to attention as we welcome our King of WrestlingClique for 2017:

    Smooth Jazz Wolf



    Today, we are gathered in the WC Church of Libertarian Propaganda to bear witness to a truly special event, for today we anoint a new monarch to guide us through the rough seas of internet forumdom. Through purehearted wholesomeness and surefooted guile, Sir Wolf, son of Smooth Jazz, first of his name and defender of the Milennial Bronies, will be crowned King. Hallelujah, the crowd sings, for the King of Kings has come.

    Qualifying as a strong fifth seed (ergo first actually nominated into the competition), it's more of a surprise that this reign will be his first than anything else. Ever since he first answered the question, What Does Your Screen Name Mean? with a humble : "I am the epitomy of awesome and this cannot be denied." in his first ever post back in 2011, it's been nothing but a rise for the young Aussie formerly known as Punk Wolf. After first cutting his teeth with some Epic Rap Battles of History and going long form on the earliest of early days of NXT, Wolf paved his own path through the hordes of WC detritus. A vehement policy of sticking to pleasantness and imaginary horses with tides of good cheer instead of engaging in feuds has made him known through out the 31 Kingdoms as a man you can always rely on to give you a positive outlook.

    All this goodness led him to a WWE Mod spot in 2015, where he got right to business creating weekly LD threads that really keep the WC heart beating even if you just take it for granted now. Seriously, he's created over 230 WWE Discussion threads about Smackdown, NXT and Raw. He's the guy that makes those threads every week. Couple that with a powerful Shoutbox presence (2 time Shouter of the Year baby, the mark of a king), well, you got yourself one decent monarch lads and lasses.

    This isn't Wolf's first WCPPV Title win however, winning the Royal Rumble in 2016 and taking on the role of Tournament Organizer this year, with his unique brand of humor. Also, I do appreciate him standing above the BS this year in this tournament, played a strong game and got the Gold Star to boot.

    Anyways, just a short introduction. Here's Wolf's Journey:

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    Path To The Final

    Beat PS in Round 1
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    Beat The Natural in Bracket Semis
    22-10

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    Drew with Hoho in KOWC Final
    23-23

    Drew with Hoho in The Final Runback
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    BEAT HOHO in THE FINAL RUNBACK II
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    2016 Seeding:
    1 (Down 4)

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    Lost in Cyrus Bracket Final vs Shock 16-15

    Post Count:
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    Name in Chinese:
    朋克的狼 (pah-lang)

    Actor that would play them in a Movie about their life:

    Chris Pratt, cmon who doesn't love Chris Pratt

    Historical Figure Comparison:

    Bill Clinton, loves a bit of sticky.

    Hours passed since they joined WC:
    55,992

    Occupation:
    Librarian and Teacher

    Foodstuff that best describes them:
    A classic backyard Barbecue, everyone is welcome

    Posting Rank:
    4,973 posts makes him 95th in history

    Why he should beat Nicky in his own words:
    Aw man, I'm not good at speeches. Can I just, like, show a powerpoint presentation? It'll only have 277 slides, I promise.

    Okay, real talk, Nicky's great. An awesome guy with a nice butt. I'd vote for him without a second thought. Or even a third or forth thought. Fifth thought, I might pause for a moment, but then I remember 'hey, it's Nicky, he's cool despite that sensual Baron Corbin tattoo on his inner thigh he doesn't like to talk about' and vote for him anyway. Hell, Nicky-

    wait shit this is supposed to be why you'd vote for me, not Nicky. Oh bother I've buggered it all up. THIS IS WHY I ASKED FOR THE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.

    Something something a vote for King Wolf/King Jazz/King SJW is a vote for colorful cartoon horses, freedom, and most importantly, FRIENDSHIP. THE FRIENDSHIP KING SHALL RISE. or not, I dunno, Nicky's also cool.




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    23rd, One below RecyCocks

    Posts Per Day:

    2.11

    Animal Comparison:

    Erm.... I guess it has to be a wolf really doesn't it

    Height:
    6ft 0

    Weight:
    185 lbs

    Fight Record:
    Has never been in a fight before, so some may say unbeaten

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    Wow, what a competition.

    Join me next September for the runback, thanks for everyone who voted and for making this my favourite shitshow on the entire forum. God I love this shit.

    Punker, your Star is on it's way.

    Love

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    2015 - 21/14/1 - 3rd in Regular Season, Tied 3rd Overall
    2016 - 21/14/1 - 1st in Regular Season, 2nd Overall
    2017 - 20/15/1 - 3rd in Regular Season, Tied 3rd Overall
    2018 - 20/15/1 - 4th in Regular Season, 2nd Overall


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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Congrats Wolf and Hoho Happy to see co kings!

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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Congrats you guys I knew you two would do it!


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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    I think you forgot to mention Co-King Kairi HoHo? Congratulations to Smooth Jazzy Wolf!

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    Congrats Punker!


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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    tbh Punk deserves better than you guys making this thread all about Hoho again

    Oh, and congrats to my lovely friend Punk Wolf, and to Hoho for a campaign well run.



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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    All jokes aside Wolf deserves it he'll be a good king


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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    I feel like Wolf and I went for 60 minutes and the time ran out on my quest for the NWA World Title. I could comment on negativity and bait on stupid comments this thread could get and people who do that here, deserve to demodded or banned for a few days so don't do that people this is Wolf's Crown. He's my King, no better a guy to hold it theirs always next year. Make sure the drinks are on Ice for Wolf people so he can drink it up when he gets home from work.

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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Congrats to Punk. All hail the King
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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Congrats to Co-Kings of Wrestling Clique Punk Wolf and HoHo!

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    tbh Punk deserves better than you guys making this thread all about Hoho again
    Well you can blame that on Nash who was ready to keep re-running the final until he got his desired result. He would have never let HoHo win.

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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Wolf is a good guy for the record. One of the best. Nothing but love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dook Gulak View Post
    Wolf is a good guy for the record. One of the best. Nothing but love.
    I agree. Wolf is a great dude. He does deserve better. Just sad that it turned out this way.

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    They stole our corn and wheat, they left no food to eat
    They slaughtered all the cattle, took the things of worth
    Well, we got women and children too
    Just the same as you
    Ain't it enough just to know that you got us beat

    The hatred will never cease, even now that there's peace
    The feelings will run as deep as the scars we bear
    This ain't cloth we wear it's a rag, we're at the mercy of the carpetbag
    What you call justice is plain unfair
    How the hell can you ever claim
    It's been worth all of the pain
    Just to have us live together under one flag

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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    guys we're forgetting how big of a fucking nerd nash is for those stats that i didnt even read.

    Congrats to Wolf, he's a cutie.
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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Congrats Wolf. Couldn't think of anyone more deserving
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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Well done Punker.

    Next year HoHo, next year.

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    Congrats Punker!

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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Yes Wolf congrats on co-kings.....


    ...with the PBR KING

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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Shock knows no king but the King of WC, whose name is Wolf

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    Re: The Coronation Of King Punk Wolf

    Congrats, Wolf!


    But seriously, though, if I hadn't voted for myself in that blowout win versus Dak.


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