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Ladies and Gentlemen of WrestlingClique, please stand to attention as we welcome our King of WrestlingClique for 2017:
Smooth Jazz Wolf
Today, we are gathered in the WC Church of Libertarian Propaganda to bear witness to a truly special event, for today we anoint a new monarch to guide us through the rough seas of internet forumdom. Through purehearted wholesomeness and surefooted guile, Sir Wolf, son of Smooth Jazz, first of his name and defender of the Milennial Bronies, will be crowned King. Hallelujah, the crowd sings, for the King of Kings has come.
Qualifying as a strong fifth seed (ergo first actually nominated into the competition), it's more of a surprise that this reign will be his first than anything else. Ever since he first answered the question, What Does Your Screen Name Mean? with a humble :
"I am the epitomy of awesome and this cannot be denied." in his first ever post back in 2011, it's been nothing but a rise for the young Aussie formerly known as Punk Wolf. After first cutting his teeth with some Epic Rap Battles of History and going long form on the earliest of early days of NXT, Wolf paved his own path through the hordes of WC detritus. A vehement policy of sticking to pleasantness and imaginary horses with tides of good cheer instead of engaging in feuds has made him known through out the 31 Kingdoms as a man you can always rely on to give you a positive outlook.
All this goodness led him to a WWE Mod spot in 2015, where he got right to business creating weekly LD threads that really keep the WC heart beating even if you just take it for granted now. Seriously, he's created over 230 WWE Discussion threads about Smackdown, NXT and Raw. He's the guy that makes those threads every week. Couple that with a powerful Shoutbox presence (2 time Shouter of the Year baby, the mark of a king), well, you got yourself one decent monarch lads and lasses.
This isn't Wolf's first WCPPV Title win however, winning the Royal Rumble in 2016 and taking on the role of Tournament Organizer this year, with his unique brand of humor. Also, I do appreciate him standing above the BS this year in this tournament, played a strong game and got the Gold Star to boot.
Anyways, just a short introduction. Here's Wolf's Journey:
KING SMOOTH JAZZ WOLF I
Player Card
Nominated By
Sully, CocksDynamite, Ed, Lucha and Jon
Path To The Final
Beat PS in Round 1
23-6
Beat The Natural in Bracket Semis
22-10
Beat RecyCocks in Nash Finals
13-11
Beat Nicky T in KOWC Semifinal I
16-9
Drew with Hoho in KOWC Final
23-23
Drew with Hoho in The Final Runback
12-12
BEAT HOHO in THE FINAL RUNBACK II
11-10
2016 Seeding:
1
(Down 4)
2016 Result:
Lost in Cyrus Bracket Final vs Shock 16-
15
Post Count:
4,880
Name in Chinese:
朋克的狼 (pah-lang)
Actor that would play them in a Movie about their life:
Chris Pratt, cmon who doesn't love Chris Pratt
Historical Figure Comparison:
Bill Clinton, loves a bit of sticky.
Hours passed since they joined WC:
55,992
Occupation:
Librarian and Teacher
Foodstuff that best describes them:
A classic backyard Barbecue, everyone is welcome
Posting Rank:
4,973 posts makes him 95th in history
Why he should beat Nicky in his own words:
Aw man, I'm not good at speeches. Can I just, like, show a powerpoint presentation? It'll only have 277 slides, I promise.
Okay, real talk, Nicky's great. An awesome guy with a nice butt. I'd vote for him without a second thought. Or even a third or forth thought. Fifth thought, I might pause for a moment, but then I remember 'hey, it's Nicky, he's cool despite that sensual Baron Corbin tattoo on his inner thigh he doesn't like to talk about' and vote for him anyway. Hell, Nicky-
wait shit this is supposed to be why you'd vote for me, not Nicky. Oh bother I've buggered it all up. THIS IS WHY I ASKED FOR THE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.
Something something a vote for King Wolf/King Jazz/King SJW is a vote for colorful cartoon horses, freedom, and most importantly, FRIENDSHIP. THE FRIENDSHIP KING SHALL RISE. or not, I dunno, Nicky's also cool.
Reputation Rank:
23rd, One below RecyCocks
Posts Per Day:
2.11
Animal Comparison:
Erm.... I guess it has to be a wolf really doesn't it
Height:
6ft 0
Weight:
185 lbs
Fight Record:
Has never been in a fight before, so some may say unbeaten
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Wow, what a competition.
Join me next September for the runback, thanks for everyone who voted and for making this my favourite shitshow on the entire forum. God I love this shit.
Punker, your Star is on it's way.
Love
Nash xx
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