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    ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    JIGGY AND THE GOLDEN ONE PRESENT


    STARRING

    Fuji Vice
    Lucha Bear
    MC 16
    Sully
    RainShaker
    Brock Landers
    Wang Chung
    Just Plain Sayer
    Grim
    Dook
    CocksyMitch
    Zero
    Evil Jon
    Silk
    The Gipper
    Kayla
    Tig
    PowerfulCoxatron


    WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
    JIGGY AND THE GOLDEN ONE




    Episode One: Strange and Wonderful


    The Double D Diner. 8:48pm. It's business as usual on this cool autumn night as the townsfolk of CliqueTown can be seen dining at their favorite hole in the wall. Cindy "Silk" Silkens is seen pouring a cup of coffee for Dook. Next to Dook, eating a slice of cherry pie, is Kayla, who's eyes are fixated on the TV, which is showing the Channel 8 News. The CliqueTown Horror, the caption reads. The reporter goes over the list of victims claimed by the serial killer known as Stone Cold Lee. Jiggy. Vayne. Lisette. Mayor Danny Diamond. Several lives snuffed out of existence by a mad man in a rubber Steve Austin mask.

    Silk: Kayla, swear to Christ I'm about to change the channel.

    Kayla: You're not scared of this shit, Silk? We have a real live serial killer running around town, choppin' fools to bits. Any one of us could be next.

    Silk: I put my faith in the hands of local law enforcement, Kayla.

    Kayla: Ooh, that's a mistake.

    Fuji Vice, filmmaker extraordinaire, makes his way into the diner. He walks past Father Sayer "The Prayer", who doesn't look up from his Holy Bible. He politely nods at two lovely ladies sharing a booth (Darling Nicky and Zero) before taking a seat near the back corner.

    Silk heads over to Fuji to take his order, notepad in hand. When she gets a closer view and realizes that this patron is the one and only Fuji Vice, she perks up a bit and introduces herself, sheepishly.

    Silk: H-Hello, I'm Silk. I'll be taking care of you today, can I start you off with something to drink?

    Fuji locks eyes with her and smiles. He likes what he sees, until he glances over at her hand and spots her wedding ring. He then buries his face in his newspaper.

    Fuji Vice: Coffee, splash of milk, no sugar. Thanks, doll.

    Silk: Hey, look, I'm sorry to bother you but aren't you...

    Fuji: I am.

    Silk: Yeah okay, I thought so. What the hell are you doing in CliqueTown? You are like a big time movie director, aren't you?

    Fuji: Again, I am, yes. I'm chasing my big fish. Silk, was it? I'm filming a documentary. An introspective look into the murder of your mayor, Danny Diamond, and anyone else this Stone Cold Lee has claimed.

    Silk: That's wild, man. Really. Well, y'know, Mr. Vice, I wasn't going to go out and say this but I am an aspiring actress. I starred in my high school's version of Sunset Boulevard and everyone said...

    Fuji: That's great, sweetheart. Here's the thing, it's a documentary so I really wouldn't have a part for you, or any actor, actually. You understand, right?

    Silk: Oh, yeah no totally. That's not what I was saying. I guess, I meant, I'd like to pick your brain while you are in town. Y'know talk shop?

    Fuji chuckles and nods before once more making eye contact with her, ignoring the wedding ring.

    Fuji: Yeah, sure. Why not?

    Silk receives a phone call from her husband, Jimmy King, but she sends it to voicemail. She then sits down at Fuji's table and the two chat it up.



    In a small, black room, we see several men sitting around a round table, all wearing masks of US Presidents and matching black suits. At the head of the table, we see Donald Trump. Next to him, Barack Obama, then Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and then Ronald Reagan.

    They are all quiet as the TV plays in front of them. We see all 3 Mayoral candidates, HoHo, Shake and PunkWolf, sitting side to side as they are interviewed by Cyrus Truth of the Channel 8 News team.

    Cyrus Truth: We've heard from Shake, we've heard from Punk Wolf, and now, we turn our attention to HoHo. HoHo,The Office of the Mayor works closely with the City Administration to ensure that all city residents receive the best city service and strives to strengthen the bond between his office and the constituency. That being said, do you truly you have what it takes to run this city?


    HoHo: Oh, gosh you betcha Cyrus. You know, I was telling my Mom the other day, I just wanna do the best job I can and not do a boner. I can't promise I'll be the greatest mayor ever, but by golly I can promise this: A safe and clean community, Efficient and effective quality city services,.Infrastructure of adequate capacity to accommodate present and future needs, Diverse opportunities for recreational, cultural and economic development. A well-managed and fiscally sound community. Free pornography at your local library. The right to bear arms. All that stuff, y'know?

    Shake: Promises, promises HoHo. Look, you seem like a great guy, but don't write checks your ass can't cash.

    PunkWolf: You're one to talk, mate. You promised to replace all the water fountains in CliqueTown High School with Hawaiian Punch fountains. High Schoolers can't even vote for you, Shake, what demographic are you reaching for here?

    Shake: Oh, this again...

    HoHo: Fellas, fellas, save it for the debate!

    Cyrus Truth: One last thing, HoHo. There are rumors circulating in the press that the mysterious shadow organization known as the Illuminati is working behind the scenes to sabotage you. Do you believe in these rumors at all?

    HoHo: Oh, you betcha, Cyrus. I'm a marked man, oh yeah. But I promise my supporters THIS, it's going to take more than some underground crime organization to stop the HoHo movement, baybay!

    Donald Trump Mask turns the TV off and throws the remote at the wall in a fit of anger. He stands up and removes his mask, revealing himself to be NASH.

    Nash:
    We've got a rat among us, boys. Who's been talking to the press? C'mon now, you can tell me.

    There is a long pause. Five seconds pass before NASH pulls out his gun and aims it for the man in the Ronald Reagan mask.

    Nash: Don't say I didn't give you a chance to fess up, you daft fuck.

    *BAM!* Nash pulls the trigger and shoots Ronald Regan mask in the head. The fragments of his brain now paint the wall behind him. Nash removes the Ronald Regan mask and reveals it to be JIM. Big ol' Jim with a gaping hole in his head, smoke billowing out of it.

    Nash:
    You are either with the Illuminati or you are against it. Our dear brother Jim had to learn that the hard way, and so will HoHo. I swear on my life, on all that I cherish, we will stop HoHo. We can not let him become mayor, is that understood?

    The rest of the masked Illuminati nod their head in agreement.



    "Welcome To CliqueTown" says the sign. The black Mercedes Benz passes by it and we get a peak at who is inside. Special Agent Dave "Sully" Sullivan. He is heading into CliqueTown with purpose and vigor.He lifts a tape recorder to his face and begins speaking.

    Sully: Broc, I'm entering the town of CliqueTown. I'll be looking into a string of murders related to local serial killer "Stone Cold Lee." Our case files indicate that this town is affiliated with the underground mafia orginization known as "The Illuminati." Rumor has it that CliqueTown may very well be the home headquarters for The Illuminati. Broc, I don't know what I'm in for or what this town has in store for me, but something tells me it is something both strange and wonderful.

    Sully ends the recording and continues to drive off into the sunset.



    It is DAY ONE. With 18 Players active, it takes 10 VOTES TO LYNCH. Day One will last 48 hours or until LYNCH has been cast. Every day after, going forward, will be 24 hours. Begin.

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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    You play to win the game! You don't play to just play it!
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : I have a good friend that lives near Seattle. He says I should come visit sometime but that is like the exact opposite side of the country from me.
    [07:31 PM] Jon Snow
    : theyve got planes for that
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : And those cost lots of money
    [07:32 PM] Jim
    : send yourself in a box without any holes with the USPS. Best case scenario, you get cheap traveling, worst case, you're gone forever
    [10:00 PM] Kairi HoHo
    : Jerk it in my honor Dak bye.
    [06:18 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Guys, I am going to see President Trump tomorrow.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : He's holding a rally in the town I live in. Gonna skip outta work and go.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Not the town I live in, the town I work in.
    [06:19 PM]RecyCocks
    : You should bring TGR with you
    [06:20 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : If I was taking a long walk off a short pier I would gladly bring TGR with me.
    [11:40 PM]
    Kairi HoHo
    : Pretty sure I said I would go gay for Ryan Gosling just saying lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kairi HoHo View Post
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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Come on, fess up who is Stone Cold Lee?
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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    It's on fellas

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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    It's A WRESTLEMANIA WORTHY MAFIA GAME.
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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Just want to say that opening story post is great.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuji Vice View Post
    Just want to say that opening story post is great.
    Second to that.
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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Ronald Reagan mask eh Jim? Trying to frame me already eh?
    I have been reborn.

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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Needs more dook

    Spoiler:

    I solemnly swear I am up to no good


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Quote Originally Posted by Dook View Post
    Needs more dook
    And Mitch
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : I have a good friend that lives near Seattle. He says I should come visit sometime but that is like the exact opposite side of the country from me.
    [07:31 PM] Jon Snow
    : theyve got planes for that
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : And those cost lots of money
    [07:32 PM] Jim
    : send yourself in a box without any holes with the USPS. Best case scenario, you get cheap traveling, worst case, you're gone forever
    [10:00 PM] Kairi HoHo
    : Jerk it in my honor Dak bye.
    [06:18 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Guys, I am going to see President Trump tomorrow.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : He's holding a rally in the town I live in. Gonna skip outta work and go.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Not the town I live in, the town I work in.
    [06:19 PM]RecyCocks
    : You should bring TGR with you
    [06:20 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : If I was taking a long walk off a short pier I would gladly bring TGR with me.
    [11:40 PM]
    Kairi HoHo
    : Pretty sure I said I would go gay for Ryan Gosling just saying lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kairi HoHo View Post
    I'll be fine Daddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MC 16 View Post
    Come on, fess up who is Stone Cold Lee?
    bmo2000
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!

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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Quote Originally Posted by CocksyMitch View Post
    And Mitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Dook View Post
    Needs more dook
    Is that a 2 for 1 special

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darling Nicky View Post
    bmo2000
    Nope, don't think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wang Chung View Post
    Is that a 2 for 1 special

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    Oh you know it baby
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : I have a good friend that lives near Seattle. He says I should come visit sometime but that is like the exact opposite side of the country from me.
    [07:31 PM] Jon Snow
    : theyve got planes for that
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : And those cost lots of money
    [07:32 PM] Jim
    : send yourself in a box without any holes with the USPS. Best case scenario, you get cheap traveling, worst case, you're gone forever
    [10:00 PM] Kairi HoHo
    : Jerk it in my honor Dak bye.
    [06:18 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Guys, I am going to see President Trump tomorrow.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : He's holding a rally in the town I live in. Gonna skip outta work and go.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Not the town I live in, the town I work in.
    [06:19 PM]RecyCocks
    : You should bring TGR with you
    [06:20 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : If I was taking a long walk off a short pier I would gladly bring TGR with me.
    [11:40 PM]
    Kairi HoHo
    : Pretty sure I said I would go gay for Ryan Gosling just saying lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kairi HoHo View Post
    I'll be fine Daddy.
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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    cocks already trying to suck up to me and sponge off me, mafia confirmed

    Spoiler:

    I solemnly swear I am up to no good


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Quote Originally Posted by Dook View Post
    cocks already trying to suck up to me and sponge off me, mafia confirmed
    But I do that outside of mafia
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : I have a good friend that lives near Seattle. He says I should come visit sometime but that is like the exact opposite side of the country from me.
    [07:31 PM] Jon Snow
    : theyve got planes for that
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : And those cost lots of money
    [07:32 PM] Jim
    : send yourself in a box without any holes with the USPS. Best case scenario, you get cheap traveling, worst case, you're gone forever
    [10:00 PM] Kairi HoHo
    : Jerk it in my honor Dak bye.
    [06:18 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Guys, I am going to see President Trump tomorrow.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : He's holding a rally in the town I live in. Gonna skip outta work and go.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Not the town I live in, the town I work in.
    [06:19 PM]RecyCocks
    : You should bring TGR with you
    [06:20 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : If I was taking a long walk off a short pier I would gladly bring TGR with me.
    [11:40 PM]
    Kairi HoHo
    : Pretty sure I said I would go gay for Ryan Gosling just saying lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kairi HoHo View Post
    I'll be fine Daddy.
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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Quote Originally Posted by Dook View Post
    cocks already trying to suck up to me and sponge off me, mafia confirmed
    Maybe cocks likes cocks.....

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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    I always thought that was well known.

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    Game on! Let's have a good game everyone.


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    Re: ELECTION MAFIA: The CliqueTown Horror

    Quote Originally Posted by Grim View Post
    Game on! Let's have a good game everyone.
    my mafia senses are tingling

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    I solemnly swear I am up to no good


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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