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    Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Release date: April 6, 2018
    Studio: Universal Pictures
    Director: Kay Cannon
    MPAA Rating: N/A
    Screenwriters: Brian Kehoe, Jim Kehoe, Hayden Schlossberg, Eben Russell
    Starring: Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, John Cena, Kathryn Newton, Geraldine Indira Viswanathan, Gideon Adlan
    Genre: Comedy
    Official website: Blockersmovie.com| Facebook| Twitter| Instagram

    Plot Summary: When three parents stumble upon their daughters’ pact to lose their virginity at prom, they launch a covert one-night operation to stop the teens from sealing the deal. Leslie Mann ("The Other Woman," "This Is 40"), Ike Barinholtz ("Neighbors," "Suicide Squad") and John Cena ("Trainwreck," "Sisters") star in "Blockers," the directorial debut of Kay Cannon (writer of the "Pitch Perfect" series).

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    I saw the red band trailer yesterday. Looks pretty bad though there's some laughs.
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : I have a good friend that lives near Seattle. He says I should come visit sometime but that is like the exact opposite side of the country from me.
    [07:31 PM] Jon Snow
    : theyve got planes for that
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : And those cost lots of money
    [07:32 PM] Jim
    : send yourself in a box without any holes with the USPS. Best case scenario, you get cheap traveling, worst case, you're gone forever
    [10:00 PM] Kairi HoHo
    : Jerk it in my honor Dak bye.
    [06:18 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Guys, I am going to see President Trump tomorrow.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : He's holding a rally in the town I live in. Gonna skip outta work and go.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Not the town I live in, the town I work in.
    [06:19 PM]RecyCocks
    : You should bring TGR with you
    [06:20 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : If I was taking a long walk off a short pier I would gladly bring TGR with me.
    [11:40 PM]
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    : Pretty sure I said I would go gay for Ryan Gosling just saying lol.

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    I mean it sounds hot to me. Some people work at Arby's and someone people just want to fuckmurder all night whatever floats your boat


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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena



    Here's the red band now that you mention it.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Seems pretty par for the course for this kind of movie. Incredibly dumb, but probably funny enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    I'll watch this for Mann, Ike and Cena. Idgaf how bad it is.

    Spoiler:


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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    This trailer really should have been a thing during the Roman feud. Would have gotten some milage over the butt chug scene.
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    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
    Spoiler:


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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Quote Originally Posted by Darling Nicky View Post
    This trailer really should have been a thing during the Roman feud. Would have gotten some milage over the butt chug scene.
    Roman trying to stutter out butt chug would be amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Quote Originally Posted by Dook View Post
    Roman trying to stutter out butt chug would be amusing.
    B-B-BUTT CHUGGIN ASS BITCH

    Cena was probably the highlight of that trailer. Guy does have good comedic chops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
    Spoiler:


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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    This looks funny, I don't give a shit.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena



    Here's the new trailer.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    I saw this Trailer earlier and it had me laughing throughout.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Apparently critics are giving this rave reviews and are saying the trailer makes it look bad.
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : I have a good friend that lives near Seattle. He says I should come visit sometime but that is like the exact opposite side of the country from me.
    [07:31 PM] Jon Snow
    : theyve got planes for that
    [07:31 PM] Stonewall Dakson
    : And those cost lots of money
    [07:32 PM] Jim
    : send yourself in a box without any holes with the USPS. Best case scenario, you get cheap traveling, worst case, you're gone forever
    [10:00 PM] Kairi HoHo
    : Jerk it in my honor Dak bye.
    [06:18 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Guys, I am going to see President Trump tomorrow.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : He's holding a rally in the town I live in. Gonna skip outta work and go.
    [06:19 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : Not the town I live in, the town I work in.
    [06:19 PM]RecyCocks
    : You should bring TGR with you
    [06:20 PM]Stonewall Dakson
    : If I was taking a long walk off a short pier I would gladly bring TGR with me.
    [11:40 PM]
    Kairi HoHo
    : Pretty sure I said I would go gay for Ryan Gosling just saying lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kairi HoHo View Post
    I'll be fine Daddy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kairi HoHo View Post
    I mean it sounds hot to me. Some people work at Arby's and someone people just want to fuckmurder all night whatever floats your boat


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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    john cena is a star

    Spoiler:

    I solemnly swear I am up to no good


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch Maverick View Post
    Apparently critics are giving this rave reviews and are saying the trailer makes it look bad.
    I already thought the trailer was funny

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Total Lifetime Grosses
    Domestic: $21,439,000 66.7%
    + Foreign: $10,700,000 33.3%
    = Worldwide: $32,139,000
    This movie was made for 21 million dollars.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    I just saw this today and definitely enjoyed it. It used many of the same tactics that most comedies since 2010 or so have relied on but offered something unique having the high school girls being the source of most of the vulgarity and chaos. Cena was pretty damn good and the star among the parents but his daughter Kayla (Geraldine Viswanathan) really stood out the most to me. I feel like she's definitely the breakout star from this film, she was awesome. If you liked Superbad, Project X, Neighbors and such, you will not be disappointed by this movie.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    but offered something unique having the high school girls being the source of most of the vulgarity and chaos
    Is it unique? Little girls being vulgar seems like something that's been done to death the last 10-15 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marketh View Post
    Is it unique? Little girls being vulgar seems like something that's been done to death the last 10-15 years.
    Maybe not super unique. I can't think of another movie that puts this much emphasis on high school girls being the way they are in this movie though. I've seen a lot of movies with girls in minor parts saying crazy shit but have never seen it being done at this level. Closest thing I can think of is Easy A or Neighbors 2 maybe? Even then it's a much different perspective and all these girls are much funnier than any I can think of playing this role. Have you seen the movie though? Maybe you would know better comparisons, I don't watch a ton of movies tbh.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    I thought I was the only person actually kind of excited to see this.

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    Re: Blockers (2018) - John Cena

    Watched this the other week and thought it was ok. Probably one of those movies you'd have on in the background rather than anything else.
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