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Thread: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

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    KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)


    Nicky Talent
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    Why should he beat Punk Wolf in his own words:
    Punk Wolf is a flat earther. And a holocaust denier.

    Vote for me. I never lie.




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    Why he should beat Nicky in his own words:
    Aw man, I'm not good at speeches. Can I just, like, show a powerpoint presentation? It'll only have 277 slides, I promise.

    Okay, real talk, Nicky's great. An awesome guy with a nice butt. I'd vote for him without a second thought. Or even a third or forth thought. Fifth thought, I might pause for a moment, but then I remember 'hey, it's Nicky, he's cool despite that sensual Baron Corbin tattoo on his inner thigh he doesn't like to talk about' and vote for him anyway. Hell, Nicky-

    wait shit this is supposed to be why you'd vote for me, not Nicky. Oh bother I've buggered it all up. THIS IS WHY I ASKED FOR THE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.

    Something something a vote for King Wolf/King Jazz/King SJW is a vote for colorful cartoon horses, freedom, and most importantly, FRIENDSHIP. THE FRIENDSHIP KING SHALL RISE. or not, I dunno, Nicky's also cool.
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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Nicky never lies that is true. Nicky has a nice bum this is true woah this is a harder vote then I thought it would be.

    Still I'm going with Wolf here. If Wolf wins everyone should put in some money for a proper Powertpoint set up so he can tell us with 277 slides why is the Earth round, why are the Fashion Police great, and why you should all ride Ponies with Wolf and I

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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Sorry Nicky, but I have to vote for my fellow brony, Punk Wolf.


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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    I figured I was probably getting boned here.

    Oh well, it was fun while it lasted and Wolf rules.
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    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Evil Jon living up to his name. I endorsed that guy to take my job and he thanks me by voting against me in every poll
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    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Quote Originally Posted by Darling Nicky View Post
    Evil Jon living up to his name. I endorsed that guy to take my job and he thanks me by voting against me in every poll
    You've honestly had the worst possible opponents. Tig is the OG friend from when I first got here like 8 years ago. We stand in support of each other's flaky attitudes. Jimmy is the efed overload and resident nicest guy on WC. Silk said she loves me and we all deserve love. And Wolf needs no explanation, you know that. Tbf, all the people I like are cursed to lose to you so I expect the pity votes to flow in until its even and then you upset Wolf.

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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Jon View Post
    You've honestly had the worst possible opponents. Tig is the OG friend from when I first got here like 8 years ago. We stand in support of each other's flaky attitudes. Jimmy is the efed overload and resident nicest guy on WC. Silk said she loves me and we all deserve love. And Wolf needs no explanation, you know that. Tbf, all the people I like are cursed to lose to you so I expect the pity votes to flow in until its even and then you upset Wolf.
    yeah yeah yeah

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    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Wolf's run despite the fact that he's a brony is impressive.

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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Very tough choice, but Punk put more effort into his reasons why he should beat Nicky and even referenced Drew Gulak's superb powerpoint presentation, so he's won my vote with that.

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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    I almost voted for Wolf because of the PowerPoint presentation reference but I can't bear to see Nicky get jobbed out here.


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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    Very tough choice, but Punk put more effort into his reasons why he should beat Nicky and even referenced Drew Gulak's superb powerpoint presentation, so he's won my vote with that.
    I was drunk when I wrote mine.

    But I'll write a paragraph about your flavor of the month pick next time.
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    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Voted for Nicky even though Wolf treats me like a princess.



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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    I love you Nicky. Worthy opponent.

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    Re: KOWC SEMI FINAL 1: Nicky Talent (9) vs Punk Wolf (5)

    Please, for the love of all that is holy, win this thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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