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    Death Wish (2017)

    Release date: November 22, 2017
    Studio: MGM
    Director: Eli Roth
    MPAA Rating: N/A
    Screenwriters: Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
    Starring: Bruce Willis, Vincent D'Onofrio, Dean Norris, Jack Kesy
    Genre: Drama

    Plot Summary: A remake of the 1974 revenge classic "Death Wish." Charles Bronson starred in the original 1974 film as a New York man who turns vigilante following the murder of his wife. The original "Death Wish" received four sequels (all of which starred Bronson) over the course of the next two decades. Based on Brian Garfield’s original 1972 novel.

    Willis is set to play Kersey with D’Onofrio playing Kersey’s brother and Norris playing a character by the name of Detective Rains. Neither character appears in either the original film or the novel.

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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    I just don't feel Bruce Willis in this role at all


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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    This looks absolutely terrible and seems like it's intentionally trying to make a mockery of the original. Not sure why the studio decided to go this way but I'll definitely be giving it a miss.


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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    Yeah this looks like a bag of shit


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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    Yeah C plus type of Movie. The Music itself doesn't fit what the Movie needs to be, and the way Willis is acting in this trailer alone is not the vibe I like at all. I'm a huge fan of the old Death Wish films and outside of the first one, my favorite is the third Death Wish. I might watch the Movie eventually, but I'm not going to jumps fences and go through yards to see it day one.

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    After watching this trailer, they could have probably got Nic Cage for half the price, and you know he would have grown an amazing mustache. Hell I'd settle for John Travolta over friggin Bruce Willis.

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    For some reason I think Donal Louge would have killed this roll

    Actually Michael Shannon could have been amazing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Dong Booty View Post
    For some reason I think Donal Louge would have killed this roll

    Actually Michael Shannon could have been amazing
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    He already did The Iceman, Michael Shannon seems like a guy who always wants to do different things. He was awesome in that though.

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    True but he was amazing in Iceman


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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    Turned the trailer off at the first hi hats of Back In Black.
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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    This movie was made for Gary Oldman so of course they cast Willis instead.


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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    Can't be any worse than the original.

    *watches trailer*

    Oh...



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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    So when Joe Carnahan left this movie he sent this letter to Len Glickman, head of MGM...

    You had a potential Oscar-winning film with maybe the best script in Hollywood but because you're a coward and a dumb cunt you now have an untested, second-time director and an arrogant, lazy, aging action star that will run that poor kid into the ground. Good luck, asshole. You're a spineless, gutless turd who doesn't belong in the business. Enjoy your run as a 'studio head,' Glickman. It's going to be a short one. Fuck you, Joe Carnahan.
    It's important to note that the "best script in Hollywood" was written by Carnahan himself but other than that it's pretty clear he's talking about Willis there.


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    He might be exaggerating his own script but he fucking nailed Willis perfectly
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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    Yeah Willis is a nightmare to work with these days. Just ask Kevin Smith and Ralph Garman.


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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    It's an Eli Roth picture. Of course it looks shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiny RaiZ View Post
    It's an Eli Roth picture. Of course it looks shit.
    Hostel was great. So was Cabin Fever.

    Based on those, I would assume he handles this at least competently, but the Willis Factor cannot be ignored. Like a cancer for productions at this point.

    I bet this will be alright.

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    Re: Death Wish (2017)

    Was willing to give this a chance at first mainly because of Eli Roth. But that trailer really did nothing for me. All it really did was showed how much Bruce Willis has fallen. I'll probably check the other trailers as they come out. But so far I'm not impressed





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    Quote Originally Posted by The Natural View Post
    Hostel was great. So was Cabin Fever.

    Based on those, I would assume he handles this at least competently, but the Willis Factor cannot be ignored. Like a cancer for productions at this point.

    I bet this will be alright.
    Imma stand by my original statement. Roth's done nothing that I'd refer to as great. Cabin Fever was decent but everything else was just shit from my perspective. He has his audience, certainly, but I'm definitely not a part of it.


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