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    Your best anecdote?

    What is the one you always pull out at parties?

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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.

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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    I was sitting in my huge leather armchair, watching telly, and thinking how marvelous it would be to be a warewolf.
    How fantastic and different my life would be.
    To go beyond human.
    To be a man dog.
    A hairy person. Look at me!
    I am teeth! I am fur! I am dribble!
    I am the wolfman!
    Oh the wolfiest.
    My rocket is made from pure carbon and smashes through planets.
    I am Wolfman. I hate being bored and I can punch Suns!
    I am the Wolfman, a huge rancid dog travelling at five thousand miles per hour.
    Wolf person!
    Dog man.
    I am the Universe!
    I am the brilliant dog!
    I AM IT!
    Time stood still, and it shared with me all that had been, and all that was to come.

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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    Probably the time Nash overheard domestic violence from his neighbour and just went back to bed.

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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    Probably the time Nash overheard domestic violence from his neighbour and just went back to bed.
    Hey, a man's gotta sleep.


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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    Can we just take a minuet to wonder...

    Who the fuck comes to a wrestling forum, makes one post about "Your best anecdote?", and leaves?
    Time stood still, and it shared with me all that had been, and all that was to come.

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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    You wanna know how I got these scars?

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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrus Truth View Post
    You wanna know how I got these scars?
    No one wants to know about your backyard circumcision.
    Time stood still, and it shared with me all that had been, and all that was to come.

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    Re: Your best anecdote?

    The Whole World Stinks

    Wise men and philosophers throughout the ages have disagreed on many things, but many are in unanimous agreement on one point: "We become what we think about." Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "A man is what he thinks about all day long." The Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius put it this way: "A man's life is what his thoughts make of it." In the Bible we find: "As a man thinks in his heart, so is he."
    One Sunday afternoon, a cranky grandfather was visiting his family. As he lay down to take a nap, his grandson decided to have a little fun by putting Limburger cheese on Grandfather's mustache. Soon, grandpa awoke with a snort and charged out of the bedroom saying, "This room stinks." Through the house he went, finding every room smelling the same. Desperately he made his way outside only to find that "The whole world stinks!"
    So it is when we fill our minds with negativism. Everything we experience and everybody we encounter will carry the scent we hold in our mind.

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