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    WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE



    25 Days. 501 votes. 30 contendors. One winner.

    Another edition of the WC Rumble is in the books, despite some bumps on the road, but before we get into how the finale went down, we've got some awards to give out. So put on your fancy suit and ball gowns, roll out the red carpet, let's give some Rumble standouts some sort of honorable mention, for good, or for bad.

    \~AWARDS~/

    The Shawn Michaels Award
    For the poster who took the most effort to eliminate, despite everyone's best attempts.
    Honorable Mentions: GIROOOOUUD!!!, Mikk

    Winner: The Golden One

    Coming in at number eleven on Day 1 and lasting all the way until Day 22, The Golden One accumulated 39 total votes during his run, earning him the prestigious award of 'everyone took a swing at him at least once, but didn't really bother following up.' Not bad for a first-timer!

    The TAKA Michinoku Award
    For the poster who decided they didn't want to stay too long, & made a hasty exit.
    Honorable Mentions: Broc Lobster, Mr. Blonde, Doom, Millar

    Winner: Jon Legend

    Yep.

    For, what, the third time in the fucking row, Jon Legend realized he left his oven on just as he entered the ring, and promptly sprinted away from the Rumble to fix that. At this point we might as well rename it the 'Jon Legend Award' and just staple it to Jon permanently.

    The NXT Entrant Award
    For the first timer with the best rookie year performance.
    Honorable Mention: CocksDynamite

    Winner: The Golden One

    For all we joke about it, the 'rookie curse' is, indeed, a real thing. Like sharks smelling blood in the water, people seem to instantly know a newbie when they see it, and the results typically aren't pretty. One of the few aversions to this rule, however, is the story of The Golden One, who takes home another award for his long-lasting 22-Day run in this year's WC Rumble, an excellent inspiration to all aspiring first-timers. See, not every rookie gets eliminated within their first day, every now and then an anomaly strikes. Ain't that nice.

    The Bob Backlund Award
    aka the Iron Man award. For the poster who lasted the longest this year.
    Honorable Mentions: Fuji Vice, Darling Nicky

    Winner: Zero & Jimmy King

    We have a draw for this award, as Zero & Jimmy King both entered on Day 1, and both lasted until the final four on Day 24. Talk about being joined at the hip! Here's WC's new Power Couple. Sorry, Jim/Hoho.

    The Jerry Lawler Award
    For the poster who did the best job at going unnoticed.
    Honorable Mention: Jimmy King

    Winner: Fuji Vice

    Regardless of whether he wins or loses tonight, Fuji Vice entered on Day 2, and not a single person voted to eliminate Fooj at any time, not even when it was private voting, until Day 22. Fuji's pretty popular around here, as it turns out. Huh.

    And now, an update on Rumble Records! Which I think is mostly accurate, but I'm going to have to do some more maths to double check. Joy.

    \~RUMBLE RECORDS~/


    Previous Rumble Victors
    Punk Wolf
    PS
    Welbeck
    Guardian Devil & PS
    Duke
    Kakarot
    Jimmy King

    Longest Time Before First Vote
    Jimmy King (21 days, Rumble 3)
    Kakarot (16 days, Rumble 5)
    CGS (16 days, Rumble 5)
    CGS (15 days, Rumble 4)
    Professor Booty (15 days, Rumble 6)
    Cyrus Truth (15 days, Rumble 7)
    Fuji Vice (20 days, Rumble 8)

    Longest Total Cumulative Time in the Rumble
    Creeping Death - 91 days
    Jimmy King - 87 days
    Postman Dave - 73 days
    DD - 65 days
    PS - 62 days

    Most Votes Against of All Time
    DD - 133
    Postman Dave - 134
    Carl Grimes - 137
    PS - 131
    Doom - 110

    Most Votes Against in One Rumble
    Willis - 66 (Rumble 5)

    Most Votes Against in One Round
    HoHo - 34 (Rumble 4)

    Longest Time in a Single Rumble
    BenWah - 27 days (Rumble 3)

    And now, the finale. One hell of a ride, especially for my first time putting it together, but I think it went well enough. Thank you to everyone who participated, voted, all that. However nominal, you helped shape this. And thanks to Postman Dave for letting me take over this year's Rumble. I have no idea how he managed to do it for five-ish years straight. Christ. And with that all said and done, let's find out who won the 8th WC Rumble.

    \~WC ROYAL RUMBLE 8: THE FINALE~/


    VS

    The two remaining combatants exchange fisticuffs, hard rights and lefts, neither willing to be the first to buckle as the crowd roars! Silk! Fuji! Silk! Fuji! Back and forth, back and forth, until Silk catches Fuji off-guard with a kick to the shin!

    SJ Wolf: We're down to two! Fuji Vice vs Silk! The Buff Film Buff vs The Cool Things Smod! One will walk away the victor of the 8th WC Royal Rumble, but who will it be? Nash, your thoughts!

    Nash: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

    SJ Wolf: Tough. Either Silk or Fuji Vice will be crowned WC's 8th Rumble winner, and it's going to happen any second now!

    Silk's shin-kick causes Fuji Vice to stumble into a corner, where Silk lets out a primal shriek and charges at last year's KOWC winner. But Fuji Vice ducks under, and lifts Silk over the ropes and throws her to the outside! Silk manages to grasp the top ropes, though, avoiding elimination. Fuji Vice catches Silk with a superkick, damn-near knocking her head off! Silk falters, very nearly falling onto the floor, but her grip on the top rope remains true. Fuji Vice slaps at the hands of Silk, trying to knock her away, but suddenly Silk comes alive, switching her grip from the ropes onto Fuji Vice's forearm, and dragging him over the ropes, onto the apron beside her!

    SJ Wolf: What a nailbiter of a finish! Silk or Fuji, Silk or Fuji, anyone's game!

    Nash: Shush, you fucking mark. Dave did this job better than you.

    SJ Wolf: =(

    BAM! POW! WHAMMO! KA-PAH! Various other fighting sound effects, as Silk and Fuji continue to battle, inches away from the floor! Fuji Vice suddenly lets loose with a wide kick aimed at Silk's face, but Silk avoids the attack, and nails a shin kick to Fuji's other leg! Fuji falters, slipping from the apron, only managing to grab the middle rope with his hands! Until Silk unleashes a devastating knee to the side of Fuji's head, rattling his cage enough for his hands to lose from, and the Buff Film Buff, last year's KOWC Winner, falls to the floor.

    WC ROYAL RUMBLE 8 WINNER
    SILK

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    So, congrats to Silk but I'd like to point out that it should have been a tie given the fact that Creeping Death fucked up his vote. Anyhow, great job running this Punker, I look forward to next years already.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    Can I have the santino marella award for fastest elimination?


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    Two awards, both positive. Fuck yeah!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    You're welcome.

    She deserves it tho so congrats Silk!



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    Congrats Silk you wonderful person you.

    Love you too Fooj.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Smooth Jazz Wolf again.
    Damnit

    Excellent job amigo, you did a grand job!

    Congrats to Silk, a well deserved winner!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    Thanks so much for your love and support friends. I am happy to have my name etched into WC history.

    Fuji that was a warning shot. Now I'm coming for that crown.



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    Congrats Silk.

    Pretty much guaranteed not to win KOWC now


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    Yeah, shot yourself in the foot with that

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    I miss Welbeck
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    Number one seeds always get upset, I never had a chance in the first place.

    But next year maybe. Or the year after. 2030, perhaps.



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    WC Rumble Winners > KoWC Winners imo.



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    Gonna change my name to Cumulative Days.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: FINALE

    Quote Originally Posted by Noctis View Post
    WC Rumble Winners > KoWC Winners imo.
    now listen here


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