View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • Jimmy King

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  • The Golden One

    10 45.45%
  • Zero

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  • Darling Nicky

    2 9.09%
  • Fuji Vice

    0 0%
  • Silk

    2 9.09%
  • Postman Dave

    8 36.36%
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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

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    WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21



    Down to eight, the remaining combatants split into tag teams for mutual support. Jimmy King & Cyrus Truth bond over their CWA Staff capabilities. Darling Nicky & Fuji Vice team together due to being the only Hall of Famers remaining. Zero & Silk proclaim that everyone should 'prepare for trouble' and 'make it twice as much' whilst posing. And Postman Dave & The Golden One join hands because everyone else is already taken, grumbling all the while.

    Two combatants in each corner, eyeing the other makeshift teams, no-one really willing to make the initial move. They all exchange words, and seem to mutually decide that, on three, everyone will bum-rush towards the center of the ring and duke it out.

    The Golden One
    : Wait, ON three, or AFTER three? Like, one, two, go, or one, two, three, go?

    Cyrus Truth: We are not having this conversation again, Goldie. Read the script for goodness's sake.

    The Golden One: I'm just saying, maybe it would be easier if-

    Cyrus Truth: ONETWOTHREEKAYGOEVERYONEKILLGOLDIE

    Letting out various sorts of victory screeches, the eight combatants charge into the middle of the ring, and-

    And the lights go out.

    SJ Wolf: Is this another one of your admin tricks, Nash?

    Nash: No, we just have really shit electricity here. Quite frankly I'm surprised we're still streaming live.

    Pitched in inky blackness, the combatants all pause, and shuffle towards each other, exchanging hesitant slaps and pushes. No-one can tell exactly what's going on, and some are being as cautious as possible. Others...

    Zero: Hey, someone touched my butt!

    Darling Nicky
    : Hey, someone touched MY butt!

    Postman Dave: I keep accidentally touching things that feel suspiciously like butts!

    Suddenly, the lights flicker back on! Having regained their vision, everyone pauses to check out their surroundings. Jimmy King stands in the middle of the ring, smiling politely, not a scratch on him. Fuji Vice, apparently halfway through a beatdown on one of the turnbuckles, pauses, before kicking the turnbuckle once more. And Cyrus Truth...

    Cyrus Truth finds himself, somehow, on the top turnbuckle, throwing fists at nothing. He's not even a high-flyer, how'd he get up there? But before he can climb back into the ring, The Golden One rushes towards him and pushes him out, down to the floor! Cyrus Truth is eliminated, in no small thanks to that mysterious blackout that lasted far longer than it should've godamnit, wink wink nudge nudge don't fuckin' close the thread.

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    Down to seven. One final double-elimination round, lads. Vote for who's gone next.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Darling Scumbag Nicky listed twice. Good job.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    I'm an idiot.

    Second Darling Nicky should read as Fuji Vice.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    gotta vote silk for sabotaging this

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    I solemnly swear I am up to no good


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



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    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth Jazz Wolf View Post
    I'm an idiot.

    Second Darling Nicky should read as Fuji Vice.
    I fixed your poll to atone for my sins



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    well now i want to retract my vote and vote out dave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Day is juuust about half over, and there's still plenty of the usual voters yet to cast their stone. Remainder that this is a double-elimination round so every vote counts at least twice as much as usual.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Guys, I'm the only non-staff/hall of famer left. Don't vote for the machine.

    #underdog

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Quote Originally Posted by Postman Dave View Post
    Guys, I'm the only non-staff/hall of famer left. Don't vote for the machine.

    #underdog
    Fact check:


    You're a lying sack of shit

    change your name to Postman Trump


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Quote Originally Posted by PowerfulShake View Post
    Fact check:


    You're a lying sack of shit

    change your name to Postman Trump
    Damn, didn't expect the alternative facts from the staff so fast

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Where are those wrestling punks when you need 'em eh?

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Quote Originally Posted by Postman Dave View Post
    Damn, didn't expect the alternative facts from the staff so fast
    I'm the staff elected Fake News Policing Officer.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Quote Originally Posted by Postman Dave View Post
    Guys, I'm the only non-staff/hall of famer left. Don't vote for the machine.

    #underdog
    Yeah bro I am, too.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Dude, I thought you still staff. This blows the conspiracy wide open!

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    not official WC staff brochacho

    ain't a part of the official inner circle

    doesn't know the secrets of the echo chamber

    sad!


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Quote Originally Posted by PowerfulShake View Post
    not official WC staff brochacho

    ain't a part of the official inner circle

    doesn't know the secrets of the echo chamber

    sad!
    Hasn't seen my sideboob



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    ya'll hiring?



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 21

    Quote Originally Posted by PowerfulShake View Post
    not official WC staff brochacho

    ain't a part of the official inner circle

    doesn't know the secrets of the echo chamber

    sad!
    I've seen the secrets! And sold them on the black market to the highest bidder (LionDen).

    As for the Rumble...


    Last edited by The Golden One; 02-24-2017 at 12:57 AM.


    "The Golden One" Devin Golden

    3x FWA World Heavyweight Champion
    2x FWA X Champion
    4x FWA Tag Team Champion
    Final record: 94-58-10


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