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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 17

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    WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 17



    As everyone is distracted trying to get HoHo's mangled, shrieking pretzel body out of their minds, Creeping Death thinks to himself 'Aha! Now is the time for me to strike with the plan I foreshadowed back on Day 13!' With this, he subtly screams to the heavens his ever-so-secret plan.

    Creeping Death: IT'S TIME, OH IT'S TIME, FOR THE TAINTANIUM KICK

    SJ Wolf: ... Did he say Titanium Kick, or Taint-

    BAM. Creeping Death answers that particular question by turning to the closest person - in this case, Darling Nicky - and unleashes an absolutely cringe-worthy kick right to the taint. Darling Nicky crumbles to the mat, more out of shock than pain, as Creeping Death turns to Tig, and does the same.

    Nash: For the uninitated, the 'Taint', otherwise known as the Gooch, the Grundle, the Jesus Zipper, or the Highway to Rock 'n' Roll City, is that odd space between one's junk and their anus. Since it's technically not a groin attack, I guess it's legal? But, much like the taint itself, there's a lot of grey areas here people would really rather avoid discussing.

    KAPOW! Creeping Death now nails Fuji Vice with the Taintanium Kick, and the film buff gives it a shockingly low star rating before collapsing to the mat. RUDE. Screeching a victory screech, spins around and goes for the Taintanium Kick a forth time, but this time, his target blocks it! The Golden One pushes Creeping Death's outstretched leg away, before repreimanding him.

    The Golden One: Oi, quit it.

    Creeping Death
    : NO. TAINTANIUM KICK POWERS, ACTIVA-

    Creeping Death's call is quickly cut off when The Golden One rolls his eyes and nails a Taintanium Kick of his own!

    Creeping Death: DAMNIT, TGO. YOU MISSED MY TAINT. AAAARGH. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

    Oh dear. The crowd lets out a groan of sympathy as Creeping Death keels over, and the other WC combatants berate The Golden One for his unsportsmanlike actions. The Golden One protests, stating that he was aiming for the taint, and it's not his fault that Creeping Death's junk got in the way.

    The Golden One checks on Creeping Death, but suddenly Creeping Death springs up! He was playing possum, the fiend! Creeping Death unleashes a final Taintanium Kick, which The Golden One completely avoids and promptly clotheslines Creeping Death over the ropes, down to the floor.

    It was... kinda've a solid plan, I guess, Creeping Death. Maybe next time.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 17

    Dook next.

    Dave after.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 17

    brb requesting Creeping Taint :capone;

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 17

    Quote Originally Posted by Creeping Death View Post
    brb requesting Creeping Taint :capone;
    Don't mess with The King.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 17

    Oh well ''twas a good run (

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