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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

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    WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16



    The tale of HoHo's entry into the 8th WC Royal Rumble is an odd one.

    It's no secret that HoHo is one of the most well-liked performers there is. The pop of the crowd when his theme music hit registered a 3.5 on the Ricter scale, and already people were rushing to the betting stations to switch their bets to the Master of HoHos. Full of fire and desire, energy and... more energy, HoHo ran around the ring, pumping up the crowd to a fever pitch. Approximately 30% of the crowd spontaneously got Tinnitus during this moment, and a further 20% would go on to claim they would dream of the chants 'OH, OH, HOHO' for weeks to come. Ah, yes, it was the perfect underdog story, the moment to truly push a young talent to the moon. Beaming, HoHo climbed onto the apron, and got into the ring.

    Upon stepping through the ropes, he caught a foot on the middle rope and tripped onto the mat. This singular movement somehow broke both his legs, dislocated one elbow, chipped three teeth, and bruised one shin. Which, for the record, I'm pretty sure wasn't physically possible beforehand without even throwing a punch, but hey, HoHo's an underdog miracle worker, so what do I know.

    The audience immediately halted their cheering and spontaneously did that weird intake of air hissing sound that you make when you see something awfully fucked up, like the results of your high school maths test, spoilers to the next six months of Raw, or the live viewing of a young athlete's body folding in on itself like a meaty pretzel. The combatants in the ring paused in their in-fighting, glanced at the ruined body of HoHo, and winced.

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    : Oh dear. Should... Should we call a doctor?

    Nash: I gotchu, fam. HOHO, GET UP. IF YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL MY NUMBER 30 SPOT THEN YOU'RE DAMN WELL GOING TO FIGHT LIKE IT. DOCTOR'S ORDERS.

    SJ Wolf: ... Are... Are you just trying to get HoHo more injured?

    Nash: Is that not the overall goal of all of our cumulative lives?

    Somehow, spurred on by Nash's, 'advice', HoHo lets out a Goku-like scream, and with several distressingly audible cracks and pops, manages to stand himself back to a vertical base. A vertical base, with broken legs bending like spaghetti. A groan washes through the audience at this sight, as HoHo claims that this is 'Just a flesh wound' and that 'even with two broken legs he can still kick anyone's butt.' He shrieks this as he waves the dislocated arm around, and at this point everyone's feeling fairly nauseous. Quite rightly so.

    Shortly, though, Ed steps forward from the fray, gently picking HoHo up and depositing him over the ropes in as gentle fashion as he could, which roughly translated to 'spike HoHo into the floor like a basketball being slam-dunked into a goal as violently as possible.' The world let out a quiet cheer.

    Until they realize, in the scuffle, somehow, Flock U, too, fell to the outside. No-one is sure exactly who threw him out, and no-one is volunteering the information, but everyone is disappointed. Flock U shrugs, as if to say 'them's the breaks', and begins making his way up the ramp as people voice their sadness. Flock U pauses to wave at his many, many fans, before disappearing behind the white curtain on stage.

    Sometimes in life, you get dealt a shitty card. No-one likes it, no-one deserves it, and no-one will argue we're for the better with this particularly shitty card existing, but it happens, nonetheless. The important thing is to not let that shitty card define you. You, and your life, are so, so much more than a shitty card. You have family, friends, memories of the wonderful life you've led. It's a shame it's all cut short by that shitty card, yes, but that doesn't mean none of it matters. If anything, it matters moreso, because as that shitty card makes itself known, you can surround yourself with the people and things you love, and say 'yeah, it's a shitty card, but look at my family. Look at my friends. Look at these memories. They're more important to me than the shittiest card ever will be. I'm going to be remembered as a wonderful person with a loving network of friends and family, and this shitty card can't take any of that away from me.'

    You are loved, and you are valued. No shitty card will ever take that away.

    Godspeed, Flock U. May you rest in peace.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    A very touching tribute at the end there Punker, you're a great man.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Classy touch from a classy man

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Good job on that one Wolfie


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Touching tribute there Punker, well done buddy. Got a little misty eyed reading that, not gonna lie.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Thank you, Wolf. You did well with that.



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Great job, Wolf. You rocked that.
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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Good work, Wolfie. Well said, son.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    If you didn't rep Wolf for that post then you are booty.






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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiggy View Post
    If you didn't rep Wolf for that post then you are booty.
    But I did rep him


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    I Repped Him

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Well it's a good thing I specifically addressed the ones who didn't.






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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Quote Originally Posted by Jiggy View Post
    Well it's a good thing I specifically addressed the ones who didn't.
    You said my name


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Aaaaaaaahhh okay







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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    Awesome tribute to FLOCK.

    Bravo Wolf.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 8: Day 16

    God created the heavens, the Earth and then he created Wolf in his image. That was a wonderful decision and I loved the part with Flock.

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