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    KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    KING OF WRESTLINGCLIQUE 2016

    The Bracket

    Here's a bit of hot and dirty Bracket action for you:



    I presume that came out OK. What the hell kind of fucked up country blocks imgur? meh, TinyPic masterrace.

    The Cyrus T Bracket

    Punk Wolf (1) vs (32) Regal Or Riot
    Postman Dave (16) vs (17) Big Papa
    Shock (8) vs (25) Jim
    Crocker (9) vs (24) Jimmy King

    The Nash Bracket

    Nicky Talent (4) vs (29) Dak
    Dook (13) vs (20) Nash
    Shake (5) vs (28) PeepShow
    Charlie Day (12) vs (21) Coxatron

    The Jim Bracket

    Fuji Vice (2) vs (31) Tig
    Zero (15) vs (18) PS
    Luke Cage (7) vs (26) Willis
    Order (10) vs (23) Mikk

    The PS Bracket

    Ed (3) vs (30) Jiggy
    Professor Booty (14) vs (19) Yeezus
    Silk (6) vs (27) Cyrus Truth
    Shade (11) vs (22) SSMike

    The Stats

    - Reigning King Cyrus T is back and ready to reclaim his throne this year, aiming to become the first king to win back to back terms since the heady days of Paulz0. Yes, it's been that long. He had a truly miraculous run last year on his way to becoming the lowest seed to ever win the crown, being coronated from the #31st spot.His reign has obviously been benevolent and impressive, because he's moved up the seedings to 27, but will the lack of an underdog tag prove to be his undoing?

    - Taking up the mantle of #31 this year is everyone's least favourite human being, Tig. No number has ever won 2 years in a row, and this obviously won't be the case this year so let's just move on shall we.

    - Silk represents the only woman in the tournament for the third year in a row, and with her third consecutive top 10 seeding. Will we see our first ever Queen of WC in the year our monarch turns 90? It's a great story, and what's more, she takes on the reigning king in the first round. The Drama.

    - Last year, I wrote about how the #32 seed has NEVER won a match in KOWC history. Well, in 2015 Cox absolutely smashed that record out of the park, making it all the way to the final only to lose by just a handful of votes. This year, it's Regal's turn to do one better - can the skullduggery of Darren Kenneth Matthews go one better?

    - Number 1 seed Punk Wolf comes into the tournament as a strong favourite in the bookmakers. A Rumble win now under his belt, Punker has had the taste of victory that is so important in these competitions. A generous donator and Pony enthusiast, the man certainly has what it takes to ride this wave right to the throne itseld.

    - Going into last year, Order previously held the record for lowest seed ever to make the final at 23, but the record got smashed twice over with the emergence of Cox vs Cy. With no crown, and now no record to his name, Order will be looking to play the #10 role this year and fashion himself a chance at placing that magnificent golden crown atop his golden locks

    - ... But the field has never been tougher. There are 5 former Kings in this years competition (Nash, PS, Jim, Cy and Dook), all of whom are eager to taste that sweet power once again.

    - Also 11 out of 12 staff members have made it into the bracket this year, with only former SMod and master of Coming Attractions Necro not making the cut. Watch out for vote manipulation chaps, because these guys have it in spades.

    - This year also marks the first time in 5 years that neither DD nor King Steventon have made it into the tournament. RIP Harambe In Pieces gents, you'll be back.

    - Once again, the oldest competitor in this years tournament is Crocker, who breaks a record every time he can raise his arthritic hands to the keyboard in order to cuss out some filthy noob news poster who can't get a grip on the rules. 79 this year, keep fighting that fight buddy.

    - Ed is the only competitor to retain his previous seeding, sticking at #3 spot for the second year running. He's desperate to win this, I'm pretty sure it's the only title he doesn't have in some regard, and if a scrub like me can win it, well.....

    - Shake has increased by the most seedings from last year moving up 22 spots from 27th to 5th. The momentum pick no doubt.

    - Duke's back in business as well. After missing last year and snapping his streak of 9 thousand KOWC's in a row, he's rebranded as everyone's favourite goofball/closet genius Charlie Day and is ready to take some names. He's up against the lad Cox first round, keep an eye out for him alright.

    - Stop me if I'm not counting this right, but is that 12 Hall of Famers in this years running? Holy shit.

    - The biggest fall from grace? Poor Willis, 7th down to 26th. Definitely not one to underestimate though.

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    Discuss the tourney here lads, and may the odds be forever in your favour.


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    Re: KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    excited for my first round exit.

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    Re: KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    I wouldn't even want to vote for like seven of those. All my bros and ladybro are against each other.

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    Am I the ladybro?



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    Re: KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    Luke Cage and Willis going at it an emotional affair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
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    Booty vs. Yeezus is the hard one for me. A regular Sophie's Choice.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Creeping Death View Post
    I wouldn't even want to vote for like seven of those. All my bros and ladybro are against each other.
    I'm against Ken what are you on about son. It's literally Batman vs. Brian who slings meth on the corner of 5th


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nash View Post
    I'm against Ken what are you on about son. It's literally Batman vs. Brian who slings meth on the corner of 5th
    i dont sling meth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    Yeah and i'm against Cox.

    That's like Duke being against Cox.



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    KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Dook View Post
    i dont sling meth
    no you're batman silly boy. Btw wanna buy some meth?


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    I don't wanna fight you Cyrus

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    I wanna BEAT YOU





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    OI! You fucking Geordie loving, whyayeing, Chinese, muggy ****.

    much respect for you tho fooj

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    Re: KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    Mikk win tbh


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    Re: KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    Yay first round exits are the coolest


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    Re: KOWC 2016: Bracket and Discussion Thread

    Jiggy first off for the face that runs the place, let's see if I can stretch to my annual loss to Mr Fun, Fuji.

    Some tasty first round matches - Nash Vs K-C-erm Dook, Silk Vs Cyrus

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    Hmm, me versus Dak.

    A real Hillary vs. Trump that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darling Nicky View Post
    Hmm, me versus Dak.

    A real Hillary vs. Trump that is.
    You're right, its lose lose

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    I solemnly swear I am up to no good


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    I don't like the Nash bracket. it's too stacked.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dook View Post
    You're right, its lose lose
    kind of like you and your diet

    titty bitch
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    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
    Spoiler:


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    damn nicky. that might decide my vote.



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