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    WWE WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt


    WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt


    - On March 25, 2002, the first ever WWF Brand Split goes a lot different than it did the first go-round. There's a pattern to Flair's picks... what's his aim... his final pick will tell ALL and it's where the BTB will begin...

    - Everyone but the WWF Heavyweight Champion, Triple H and WWF Woman's Champion, Jazz are eligible to be drafted.






    1. The Rock - Smackdown
    2. Brock Lesnar - Raw
    3. The Undertaker - Smackdown
    4. Hulk Hogan - Raw
    5. Kurt Angle - Smackdown
    6. nWo (Nash, Hall & X-Pac) - Raw
    7. Kane - Smackdown
    8. Chris Benoit - Raw
    9. Rob Van Dam - Smackdown
    10. Booker T - Raw
    11. Edge - Smackdown
    12. The Big Show - Raw
    13. Jeff Hardy - Smackdown
    14. Chris Jericho - Raw
    15. Mark Henry - Smackdown
    16. Billy Kidman - Raw
    17. Rikishi - Smackdown
    18. Diamond Dallas Page - Raw
    19. The Dudley Boyz - Smackdown
    20. Mr. Perfect - Raw
    21. Matt Hardy - Smackdown
    22. Raven - Raw
    23. Billy Gunn - Smackdown
    24. Ron Simmons - Raw
    25. Test - Smackdown
    26. The Hurricane - Raw
    27. Christian - Smackdown
    28. Lance Storm - Raw
    29. Bradshaw - Smackdown
    30. William Regal - Raw
    31. Rico - Smackdown
    32. Torrie Wilson - Raw
    33. Lita - Smackdown
    34. Chuck Palumbo - Raw
    35. Trish Stratus - Smackdown
    36. Torrie Wilson - Raw
    37. Tazz - Smackdown
    38. Molly Holly - Raw
    39. Scotty 2 Hotty - Smackdown
    40. Perry Staurn - Raw
    41. Jacqueline - Smackdown
    42. Terri Runnels - Raw
    43. Big Boss Man - Smackdown
    44. Tommy Dreamer - Raw
    45 - Al Snow - Smackdown
    46. Justin Credible - Raw
    47. Hardcore Holly - Smackdown
    48. Shawn Stasiak - Raw
    49. Albert - Smackdown
    50. D'Lo Brown - Raw
    51. Crash Holly - Smackdown
    52. Goldust - Raw
    53. Bradshaw - Smackdown
    54. Maven - Raw
    55. Tajiri - Smackdown
    56. - Stevie Richards - Raw
    57. Ivory - Smackdown















    Venue: Bryce Jordan Center
    Location: State College, Pennsylvania






    - Right after Triple H defeats Chris Jericho, we walks over to Vince and tells him, he doesn't want to work for Ric Flair, as it's clear to see, all he's got on his roster are the WCW has-beens and the never was... and that's just not a place I want to tarnish my legacy or the WWF Championship.

    - Vince agrees with Triple H and welcomes him to Smackdown. Vince tells Ric Flair that he's really dug himself quite the hole this time and that, perhaps he should turn over his rights to the WWF to him and save some face while he still has some to save.

    - Flair says Vince's arrogance will certainly be his downfall and that Triple H better watch his back because that title is coming to RAW soon, and it'd not a hope, it's not a prayer, it's not an I wish it were.. oh no, it's coming baby! He says, he's been working tirelessly over the last month to get a guy to play ball... someone who he knows if they came to his side...whoooooooooo! Look out, because ain't no one in the industry like him and he's the definition of a game changer! And I'm here to tell ya'.... he's comin' to RAW baby... And that man, is my last draft pick of the night.....

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    ***The lights come back on***

    - There's a man standing behind Vince McMahon and Triple H in the ring, whose Flair points for them to turn to...




    - We'll see you Thursday on Smackdown!!!
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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt


    Undisputed WWF Champion - Triple H
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    Triple H since 3/17/02 - WM X8

    Intercontinental Champion - Rob Van Dam
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    RVD since 3/17/02 - WM X8

    European Champion - D'Lo Brown
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    D'Lo Brown since 4/15/02 - Raw
    William Regal since 3/19/02 - Smackdown

    Hardcore Champion - Brock Lesnar
    Spoiler:

    Brock Lesnar since 4/8/02 - Raw
    Maven since 3/17/02 - WM X8

    Cruiserweight Champion - Tajiri
    Spoiler:

    Tajiri since 10/22/01 - Raw

    World Tag Team Champions - The Dudleys
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    The Dudleys since 3/28/02 - Smackdown
    Billy & Chuck from 2/21/02 (Smackdown) - 3/28/02 (Smackdown)

    WWF Woman's Champion - Jazz
    Spoiler:

    Jazz since 2/4/02 - Raw


    Backlash - 4/21/02 - Kemper Arena - Kansas City, MO
    Insurrextion - 4/28/02 - Wembley Arena - London, EN
    Judgement Day - 5/19/02 - Gaylord Entertainment Center - Nashville, TN
    King of The Ring - 6/16/02 - Nationwide Arena - Columbus, OH
    Vengeance - 7/14/02 - Joe Louis Arena - Detroit, MI
    Summerslam - 8/11/02 - Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum - Uniondale, NY
    Unforgiven - 9/08/02 - Staples Center - Los Angeles, CA
    No Mercy - 9/15/02 - Alltell Arena - North Little Rock, AK
    Rebellion - 10/13/02 - Manchester Arena - Manchester, EN
    Survivor Series - 11/10/02 - Madison Square Garden - New York City, NY
    Armaggedon - 12/8/02 - Office Depot Center - Sunrise, FL
    Royal Rumble - 1/5/03 - Fleet Center - Boston, MA
    No Way Out - 2/2/03 - Bell Centre - Montreal, Que.
    Wrestlemania XIX - 3/2/03 - Safeco Field - Seattle, WA




    Raw Announcers - 'JR' Jim Ross & Jerry 'The King' Lawler
    Smackdown Announcers - Michael Cole & Jerry 'The King' Lawler
    Raw Backstage Interviewer - Terri Runnels
    Smackdown Backstage Interviewer - Jonathan Coachman
    Raw Ring Announcer - Lillian Garcia
    Smackdown Ring Announcer - Tony Chimel







    General Manager: Ric Flair - 53



    Big Show - 30
    Bill DeMott - 34
    Billy Kidman - 27
    Booker T - 37
    Brock Lesnar - 23
    Chavo Guerrero Jr. - 30
    Chris Benoit - 34
    Chris Jericho - 30
    Chuck Palumbo - 29
    Diamond Dallas Page - 46
    D'Lo Brown - 30
    Eddie Guerrero - 34
    Goldust - 33
    Hulk Hogan - 47
    Hurricane - 26
    Jacqueline - 38
    Jazz - 27
    Justin Credible - 27
    Kevin Nash - 41
    Lance Storm - 33
    Maven - 24
    Mike Awesome - 37
    Molly Holly - 23
    Mr. Perfect - 44
    Perry Saturn - 34
    Raven - 36
    Ron Simmons - 43
    Scott Hall - 42
    Shawn Stasiak - 30
    Stacy Keibler - 21
    Stevie Richards - 29
    Sting - 43
    Tommy Dreamer - 31
    Torrie Wilson - 25
    William Regal - 33
    X-Pac - 28



    Billy Kidman & Torrie Wilson
    Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman
    nWo (Nash, Hall & X-Pac)
    William Regal & Mr. Perfect






    General Manager: Vince McMahon - 55


    Albert - 28
    Al Snow - 37
    Big Bossman - 38
    Big Valbowski - 31
    Billy Gunn - 37
    Bradshaw - 34
    Bubba Ray Dudley - 29
    Christian - 27
    Crash Holly - 30
    Dave Batista - 33
    D-Von Dudley - 28
    Edge - 27
    Funaki - 32
    Godfather - 40
    Hardcore Holly - 39
    Ivory - 39
    Jackie - 19
    Jazz - 27
    John Cena - 24
    Jeff Hardy - 23
    Kane - 34
    Kurt Angle - 32
    Lita - 26
    Mark Henry - 29
    Matty Impact (Matt Hardy) - 26
    Randy Orton - 22
    Rico - 39
    Rikisihi - 35
    Rob Van Dam - 30
    Rock - 29
    Scotty 2 Hotty - 27
    Shawn Michaels - 35
    Spike Dudley - 30
    Steve Austin - 36
    Tajiri - 34
    Tazz - 33
    Test - 27
    The REAL Carrie (Victoria) - 31
    Triple H - 31
    Trish Stratus - 25
    Undertaker - 37



    C.B.O "Carefully Built Operation" (John Cena, Dave Batista and Randy Orton)
    The Dudley Boyz
    Scotty 2 Hotty & Albert
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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt

    Sorted out all the double posting mate. Intriguing enough start to this and I look forward to seeing what you can do with a unique change to what happened in real life with Sting in the WWF.
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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt

    Quote Originally Posted by Order View Post
    Sorted out all the double posting mate. Intriguing enough start to this and I look forward to seeing what you can do with a unique change to what happened in real life with Sting in the WWF.
    Are you seeing something I'm not? 'Cause the only post in here is yours.

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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt

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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt

    I loved this time period, and obviously the WWF dropped the ball. I'm looking forward to seeing how you book this differently and what you do going forward with some of the talent coming up in the ranks (Lesnar, Orton, Cena, etc) as well as some of the WCW talent.

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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt




    March 28, 2002
    First Union Center
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania


    **No pyro**


    We're welcomed to Smackdown by Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler, who both agree tonight should be intriguing, as it's the last show where both rosters will be together before the official brand split.





    Triple H walks out to the stage wearing street clothes. He has a look of 100% confidence on his face, as he makes his way down, with the Undisputed WWF Championship on his shoulders.


    He enters the ring and grabs a mic.


    Triple says all he's been hearing since Monday was how he was wrong for leaving the RAW brand empty handed, by taking the main prize of the WWF to Smackdown--exclusively. He says and quite frankly, he doesn't give a damn about any of that or anyone else opinions on the matter, because he's the Undisputed Champion, he's 'The Game' and he makes the rules.





    Ric Flair comes out smiling and profiling, as he makes his way down to the ring, with a mic in-hand.


    Flair comes face-to-face with Triple H.


    Flair tells Triple H, he's been waiting since Monday to tell him face-to-face, what he thought about his decision to move to Smackdown exclusively. He says it's pure genius! He says jumping ship to Smackdown with the Undisputed Championship was a great chess move. Flair says he knows he doesn't hold any leverage with the title, but he'd like to make a proposition. He says he'd like to give his Raw guys future opportunities to compete for the Undisputed Championship and he wants to propose a match tonight to provide that chance. He says tonight, in a non-title match, he wants to have one of his Raw guys take on Triple H, in a one-on-one match. He says no one on the Raw roster will be allowed to interfere and if Raw loses, they'll be outta' luck in competing for the Undisputed WWF Championship.





    Vince McMahon has a smirk on his face and he quickly struts down the ramp with a mic.


    Vince says hold on just a minute, as he gets beside Triple H, facing Flair. He says Triple H won't be making that decision Ric. He says he knows Triple H is the 'Cerebral Assassin', whose smarter than every other competitor in the WWF, but this is an outside the ring decision and he'll be making it himself. He tells Flair that what he's proposing is certainly not in Raw's favor and that it appears to be too good to be true. Vince says but he's a businessman and wouldn't turn down an opportunity to win a fantastic business deal. He says Flair was right about Smackdown holding all the leverage and that he was was going to raise the stakes to the degree he saw fitting. He says tonight's main event will be a non-title match with him in Triple H's corner and Flair in the corner of a man of his choice. He says and that man will be Chavo Guerrero Jr. Vince drops the mic, as he sarcastically wishes Flair good luck, while he and Triple H smirk before leaving the ring.


    Flair just nods, looking like he just put his foot in his mouth.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back and Big Boss Man walks into Vince's office. He tells Vince he likes the changes around here and asks for a chance to make the night a bit more enjoyable for him, by destroying one of Flair's guys in a match. Vince shows his gratitude and tells Big Boss Man he was always someone he could depend on. Vince looks on a list and moves his finger up and down and stops. He tells Big Boss Man he can have D-Lo Brown to inflict pain on. He tells him to show no mercy. Big Boss Man says he won't let him down.


    Back ringside, Cole and Lawler are talking about the big match up later tonight. Lawler says it's a no-win situation for Raw tonight and that Triple H could beat Chavo Guerrero with one arm tied behind his back, if he wanted to. Cole says Flair and Chavo definitely have a tall order stacked against them and we'll see how things unfold later tonight.




    Big Bossman makes his way down to ring, looking very intimidating, with an expressionless face.





    D'Lo Brown comes out primed and ready for the challenge tonight. He greets the fans on his way to the ring.


    Match 1: D'Lo Brown vs. Big Boss Man


    D'Lo got the jump on Boss Man early, after a avoiding a clothesline and coming back with a fury of lefts and rights. D'Lo continued to use his quickness advantage, not allowing Big Boss Man to gain momentum. In the middle of the match, D'Lo came down with a leg drop and missed, which allowed Boss Man to take control of the match. Boss Man sent D'Lo to the corner, followed by a body avalanche. Boss Man dragged D'Lo to the center of the ring and DROPPED HIM WITH A BOSS MAN SLAM!!! ............ But at this point, Boss Man was no longer interested in winning and I don't think he ever was. Boss Man carried D'Lo to the corner and propped him up upside down, leaving him to hang there. Boss Man left and grabbed a chair and set it up against D'Lo's face.... before fast walking to the opposite corner and running full speed back at D'Lo before STOMPING ON THE CHAIR!!! The referee calls for the bell and goes to check on D'Lo.


    Winner: D'Lo Brown via disqualification at 4:19


    Boss Man backs away and exits the ring. He puts his shades back on and casually walks up the ramp, still expressionless. The referee removes the chair and gets D'Lo down, who is unconscious. Cole and Lawler talk about the heinous act they just witnessed and says Boss Man has no soul. They hope D'Lo Brown isn't seriously injured. In the back, Vince is smiling, as he watches the monitor of what just happened. He says he never lets me down. Take that Flair!


    Someone passes by Vince's office and he calls for them. They circle back and it's Edge. Vince says, ah it's you Edge. Welcome to Smackdown, how do you feel about being apart of the 'A-Team'? Edge says he's glad for the opportunity to prove himself. Vince tells Edge he's glad he said that and that he feels he'll do just fine with something he has in mind. Vince starts looking on his paper again. He says he's 1-0 against Flair so far tonight and wants to make it 2-0. He says, so he's going to schedule Raw's William Regal to defend his European Championship against Bradshaw tonight. He tells Edge he wants him to make suuuure, Bradshaw walks away the winner. He asks Edge are they clear...?


    Edge hesitates and in comes Christian. He says he just happened to be passing by and heard what they were talking about. He says he just wanted to tell Vince, if he wants to make sure Bradshaw won the European Championship from William Regal tonight, then he should let him handle that for him. Vince says is that so, in a curious tone.... Christian says absolutely, which is much more than he can say for Edge, who'll only end up failing you Mr. McMahon. Edge tells Christian he's got something brown on his nose... Vince interrupts and says he has a great idea... He says why don't the both of you make sure Bradshaw becomes the European Champion tonight. Christian visibly objects at first, but then changes his expression and tells Vince he'll make sure the job gets done. Vince says if the two of you succeed, he'll see that they both get title shots in the near future. Christian extends his hand and Vince shakes it. Vince then extends his hand to Edge and Edge hesitates. Vince stares a hole into Edge and Edge reluctantly shakes Vince's hand, before exiting after Christian. Vince looks on with doubt.


    * COMMERCIAL *




    Bradshaw comes down the ramp with a very focused demeanor.




    Regal came out with his head in the air and his belt around his waist, as he ignored the crowd on his way to the ring.


    Match 2: William Regal (c) vs. Bradshaw w/Edge & Christian
    European Championship


    Both Bradshaw and Regal begin roughing each other up, with aggressive locks and stiff blows. Regal gets some breathing room to get in some European uppercuts and tries to whip Bradshaw to the corner, but it's matched with a whip by Bradshaw, sending Regal to the ropes, before Bradshaw connects on a BIG BOOT! Bradshaw makes the cover for only two. Both men wear each other out, with Regal's technical prowess being met by Bradshaw's strength. During the late stages, Regal had his feet near the ropes and Christian grabbed his ankle, causing Regal to turn around and protest. This also led to the referee barking at Christian. Regal turned back around to an eye poke and then a RELEASE POWER BOMB, right onto the mat! The referee turns to make the cover 1-2...NO! Edge drags him outside the ring, and tries to explain to him about the eye poke by Bradshaw. Bradshaw gets up livid, trying to figure out what Edge's issue was. Christian too got into Edge face, yelling and pointing at him, about not following the plan. Edge has enough and decks Christian. Bradshaw exits the ring and approaches Edge and the two stare off and argue, but Bradshaw pulls away as the referee is getting high in his count. Bradshaw slides back in the ring and goes to lift Regal, but Regal ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE, GRABBING HIS TIGHTS! 1-2-3!



    Winner via pinfall AND STILL, European Champion, William Regal at 6:02


    Regal is handed his title and he rolls out of the ring. Edge smirks at Bradshaw, as he walks towards the ramp. Bradshaw is shouting all sorts of obscenities from the ring. Christian is on one knee, yelling EEEEEEDGE! EEEEEDGE! From where Edge decked him. Cole and Lawler discuss how Edge and Christian's close friendship has fallen apart and what the repercussions will be for Edge's actions tonight. Cole reminds everyone of the very important main event, between Chavo and Triple H.


    We go to the back, where Coach is with Chavo and Flair. Coach asks Chavo how he's handling the pressure that's on him, with the stakes attached to his match against Triple H, later tonight. Chavo says it's the biggest match of his career and definitely not a match he was expecting. He calls Triple an amazing competitor and he's going to have to dig deep and just lay it all out on the line tonight. He says he's nervous, but he's got a legend in his corner tonight-- pointing back at Flair. Flair has his arms massaging Chavo and he leans over him to speak to Coach. Flair tells Coach that Chavo is a good competitor himself and is no slouch in the ring. He says Chavo may never have stood against a bigger test than Triple H in the ring before, but giants do fall--just ask Hogan! He says tonight, he'll be in Chavo's corner supporting him and representing that wrestling company that used be to down south... Whoooooo! Flair and Chavo take off. Coach thanks them for their time.


    * COMMERCIAL *




    Kurt Angle came out in his t-shirt and track pants, ignoring what the crowd was barking towards him. He looked focused. He had his mic in-hand, as he entered the ring.


    Angle says he's been meaning to say this for quiet some time now.. He says ever since you stepped foot in the WWE, all you've been doing is causing mayhem and unrest in this company. And quite frankly, he knows he speaks for everyone here when he says--we've had enough of it. So without further delay, how about all of you dirty rascals come on out here. And I'm talking about you.... HULK HOGAN! 'HOLLYWOOD' HULK HOGAN! HOLLYWOOD HOGAN! And the one I hate the most, Mr. Amer--





    Hogan struts his way down the ramp and joins Angle in the ring.

    He keeps going with the crowd, making Angle wait and frustrating him. Every time Angle goes to speak, Hogan starts up with the crowd again. Finally Angle decided to get forceful and Hogan cuts him off. Hogan says LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN BROTHER! The Hulkamaniacs in Philadelphia are running wild! Hogan nods as he looks around the crowd. Angle says LET ME TELL YOU AND ALL OF THESE FOOLS SOMETHING...BROTHER! All of you lack any dignity or class! Oh it's true! Kurt gets in Hogan's face. He calls Hogan a real piece of work. He says he left the company that made him and when the going got tough, he weaseled himself back over to the winning team and now he just wants to pick up where he left off. Angle says he says a problem with that... A BIG PROBLEM! He says Hulkamania is over and today is all about the Olympic God Medalist! Kurt shows Hogan his medal. Hogan says that's a nice looking and well deserved honor Angle's got on his neck. He says he respects the hard work Kurt put in to win that medal, but that's where it stops. Hogan says he and the Hulkamaniacs have mended ways and are past the bad times, but it appears Angle still has a stick up his butt. Angle cuts Hogan off. Angle says you may fool these idiots, but not him. Angle pokes Hogan's chest hard, as he tells him he's not the American hero or icon--that he is--and that it's time for Hogan to leave his ring. Hogan says he wonders if Angle's medal can stop somethin'... Hogan then swings Angle to the ropes and GIVES HIM A BIG BOOT to the outside! Angle stumbles backwards and falls over the steps. He gets even more upset and points at Hogan telling him this isn't over. Hogan celebrates with the crowd.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back to Billy & Chuck in the locker room. They are both emotional, with Chuck being more distraught, about being drafted to different shows. Chuck asks Billy what are they going to do. Billy says tonight, they'll just focus on retaining their tag team titles and go from there. Chuck agrees and they hug.





    The Dudleyz are pumped up as they make their way down to the ring.





    Billy & Chuck look disengaged, especially Chuck. Billy has to console Chuck on their way down to the ring.


    Match 3: Billy & Chuck (c) vs. The Dudley Boyz
    World Tag Team Championship Match



    Billy starts things off with Bubba Ray. Bubba gets the advantage early after locking Billy up in a standing headlock and delivering some quick right fists to the top of his head. Bubba then whips him to the Dudley corner and issues a series of shoulder thrusts, before tagging in D-Von. D-Von continues the assault with an array of kicks to Billy's gut. Billy catches a break when he reverses D-Von's Saving Grace into a cutter! Moments go by and Billy drags himself over to Chuck for the hot-tag, just before D-Von can tag Bubba. Chuck comes in with a fury of clotheslines and a Chuck Deluxe on Bubba. Chuck looks to cover but sees D-Von coming in and goes for a discus elbow smash, but D-Von ducks and catches Chuck with a flapjack. Billy comes in tackling D-Von and himself through the ropes. Bubba and Chuck get up, with Bubba sending Chuck to the mat with a Samoan slam. Outside the ring, D-Von and Billy are at blows until D-Von sends Billy crashing into the steels steps. Bubba directs D-Von to the top, as he holds Chuck's legs open. DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS by D-Von! Bubba makes the cover. 1-2-3.

    Winners AND NEW World Tag Team Champions, The Dudley Boyz at 6:31

    The now seven time World Tag Team champions embrace after receiving their championships and head up the ramp. Cole and Lawler rave about their accomplishments thus far. Meanwhile, Billy grabs a mic and meets Chuck in the ring. Billy tells Chuck that although they're no longer tag team champions or on the same show, their bond can never be broken. Chuck asks Billy will he remain tag team celibate for him on Raw. Billy hesitates before nodding, saying he can do that. Chuck says he'll write Billy everyday. Billy awkwardly pats Chuck on the back and gives him an awkward look, before heading towards the ropes. Chuck yells to Billy that he will think of him daily and make him a CD of all their favorite songs. Billy is seen mouthing something and frowning up the ramp, as if he's confused by Chuck's behavior. Chuck just stands in the ring, holding his arms across his chest, as he watches Billy walk away.

    We go backstage and Intercontinental Champion, Rob Van Dam, is walking in the back when he gets approached by Mr. McMahon. Vince is psyched to see RVD and tells him he's one of his prized draft selections. He says the Intercontinental Championship looks good on Mr. Monday Night! He asks RVD now that he'll be wrestling on Thursday nights, will he be able to become Mr. Thursday night now? RVD says he can be Mr. Monday through Sunday, it doesn't matter to him. He says when he goes out there and performs, he gives it his all everyday of the week, anytime of the week. Vince says aannytime? RVD nods. Vince says that gives him an idea... from this moment on, the Intercontinental Championship will be defended on every Thursday night, at any point in time. Vince says, but unlike what Ric Flair has going on Raw with the Hardcore Championship 24/7 rule... the Intercontinental Championship will only be defended in a ring and in regular sanctioned matches. Vince asks RVD if he's up for the challenge. RVD says most definitely. Vince says alright then, get ready to head to the ring and he'll send him his challenger for tonight. Rob Van Dam nods and walks off. Vince puffs up, raising his head as he watches RVD leave.

    * COMMERCIAL *



    RVD gives us his usual fan interaction, as he makes his way down to the ring. He gets on the ropes and points to himself reminding us he's Rob-Van--




    RVD looks to the entrance to see Justin Credible wired up, as he makes his way to the ring.


    Match 4: Justin Credible vs. Rob Van Dam (c)
    Intercontinental Championship


    RVD goes to the middle to extend his hand to Credible. Credible grabs it quickly and gives RVD a hard knee lift to the gut. After a barrage of strikes to RVD, Credible picks him up and drops him on the top turnbuckle with snake eyes. RVD stumbles back to Credible and gets caught with a wicked cutter. Credible begins to taunt RVD and the crowd and does the R-V-D taunt, before going to the top rope for the FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!.....Knees to the gut of Credible, as RVD raised his legs at the last moment! Credible hits the ground holding his gut. RVD lifts Credible up and drops him with a lifting double underhook facebuster. RVD goes to the top rope and does his Rob-Van-Dam taunt the right way before connecting with his own FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Rvd hooks the leg. 1-2-3!

    Winner and STILL Intercontinental Champion, Rob Van Dam at 3:01

    After the match, RVD is handed his Intercontinental Champion and as he has his arms raised, his theme is interrupted...



    Ron Simmons comes out like a man on a mission as he heads for the ring. RVD looks confused as he asks the referee what's going on, who has no clue.

    Match 5: Ron Simmons vs. Rob Van Dam (c)
    Intercontinental Championship


    As soon as Simmons enters the ring, he launches at RVD and takes him out with a ferocious forearm club, sending RVD to the mat hard. The referee calls for the match to begin. Simmons keeps RVD grounded early on, with RVD appearing to suffer from impaired vision from the forearm club. After a series of elbow drops to the lower back of RVD, Simmons lifts RVD up and drops him with a crushing powerbomb! But he's not done, he lifts RVD again and delivers a SECOND THUNDEROUS POWERBOMB! Simmons makes the cover.....1-2-NO! RVD gets the shoulder up! Simmons yanks RVD up and runs with him, smashing RVD in the corner. Simmons hits turnbuckle thrust after thrust, before he lets RVD fall to mat. Simmons yells for RVD to get up, as he looks down on him. Simmons pulls RVD up by the hair and sends him to the ropes, lifting him for a THRUST SPINEBUSTER... but RVD counters with a NECKBREAKER, in the same motion of going over the back of Simmons! RVD musters his strength and hits a ROLLING THUNDER! RVD lays back on Simmons... 1-2-3!

    Winner AND STILL, Intercontinental Champion, Ron Van Dam at 4:43


    RVD is handed his Intercontinental title again and when the ref goes to lift his arm, he pulls away to hold his ribs, as we see the pain on his face...



    Lance comes down the ramp looking rigid, as he doesn't take his eyes off RVD. RVD can be seen mouthing are you kidding me? Before leaning over with his hands on his knees to catch his breath. Storm gets in the ring and stretches, while keeping his gaze on RVD. RVD is seen visibly breathing, as his hair is now out of the ponytail and he's coated in sweat.

    Match 6: Lance Storm vs. Rob Van Dam (c)
    Intercontinental Championship

    The referee calls for the start bell. Storm, and surprisingly RVD, is able to go toe-to-toe, trading blows in the center of the ring. Storm whips RVD to the ropes and on RVD's return, Storm goes for a lariat, but RVD ducks and counters with a spinning heel kick. RVD drops down and covers Storm early. 1-kickout! RVD's eyes looks like he's running off pure adrenaline now. Mid-way through the match, Storm took control of the match, after RVD missed on a monkey flip in the corner--his vision obviously impaired--when Storm moved out of the way. Storm gave us an impressive corner move of his own, after standing RVD up in the corner and nailing him with a handspring corner clothesline. Shortly after, Storm drops RVD on his head with a BRAINBUSTER! RVD was only able to retain the Intercontinental Championship, by getting his foot on the ropes after a two count. Storm turns RVD over and locks in the STRAIGHT SHOOTER! RVD wails in agony and he skirmishes around, holding his head. RVD has to use all he can muster and more to inch his way back towards the ropes. RVD somehow manages to pull himself and Storm to the ropes and gets ready to tap, when his finger tips touch the ropes. This gives RVD the extra presence of mind to dig a little deeper and he stretches a bit more--through the pain of the hurt ribs and all--and grabs a tight hold on the rope. Storm refuses to break his hold at five and the referee calls for the bell.

    Winner AND STILL, Intercontinental Champion, Rob Van Dam at 5:51


    The bell snaps Storm out of it and he argues with the referee that it was only a count of four. The referee tells Storm it was a five count and that he didn't break the hold. This enrages Storm who storms around the ring, kicking the ropes. Storm looks over at RVD, scowling and mumbling to himself, before he darts over to RVD, pulls him to the center of the ring and reapplies the Straight Shooter! RVD screams in pain, as he taps instantly!



    Test starts running down the ramp and slides in the ring. As soon as Storm is on his feet, Test is raining down rights on his face, before he sends him to the ropes....BIG BOOT! Test is so intense here! He grabs Storm by the tights and back of the head and throws him over the ropes. Test looks over at RVD, who's holding his leg. Test walks over to RVD and RVD stretches out his arm, saying please, no. Test extends his arm and lifts RVD up quickly and pulls him in close, looking into his eyes... Test then lets go of his grip and slowly backs away, leaving the ring. Test keeps his eyes on RVD as he backs up the ramp, while RVD makes glances between Test and the referee, as he hobbles on his hurt leg.

    Cole and Lawler rave about the fantastic showing from RVD and calls him must see TV. Lawler says he gave RVD the Mr. Monday Night moniker and now he's changing it to Mr. Thursday Night! Cole says although RVD was able to survive the Intercontinental Championship challenge this week, certainly the championship is in danger of being lost if he has to do this every week. Lawler also goes to comment on Test's involvement and wonders if he's friend or foe to the Intercontinental Champion. Cole says when we return, a match with some serious repercussions will be take place, involving the co-owners of the WWF, the Undisputed WWF Champion, Triple H and his opponent, Chavo Guerrero.

    * COMMERCIAL *



    Chavo Guerrero comes out with Ric Flair beside him. They slap low-fives and Chavo walks down the ramp. We see him blowing his breath out and slapping his face, trying to work out the last nerves. Chavo gets in the ring and stretches in his corner, as Flair gives him encouragement from the floor below.




    Moments later, Triple H comes from around the corner and has Mr. McMahon strutting behind. Triple H has a smirk on his face as Vince says something to him, who also now has a smirk. Triple H pours water on his head and in his mouth and heads down the ramp. Triple H gets on the apron facing the fans and drinks some more water, before spitting it into the air and towards the fans. Tripel H then gives Chavo a belittling glare, before entering the ring.

    Main Event: Chavo Guerrero Jr. w/ Ric Flair vs. Triple H (c) w/ Mr. McMahon
    Non-title


    Vince is yelling across the ring at Flair, telling him he's got no chance.
    The bell rings and Chavo goes flying at Triple H! He ducks a clothesline, hits the ropes, comes back, ducks another clothesline, hits the ropes again and catches Triple H with a spinning tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown. Triple goes flying outside the ring. Triple H has a shocked and pissed reaction, while Vince has his mouth agape, looking back-and-forth between Triple H and Chavo. Chavo is hopping side-to-side, signaling for Triple H to bring it. An enraged Triple H hops back onto the apron and slowly enters through the ropes. Chavo charges and Triple H dips back to the outside of the ropes. The referee steps in and pushes Chavo away until Triple H can get in. Chavo tries to lock up with Triple H in the middle, but Triple H goes low with a hard jab to the belly. Chavo falls over and Triple H drops an exaggeratedly slow knee on his head, before dropping down and putting a headlock on his head, clobbering Chavo with hard, slow punches. Triple H relents and looks over at Vince, who's all smiles and clapping him on, while also gloating over at Flair. Flair looks worried as he cheers Chavo on. Mid-way through the match now and it's been nothing but a mugging. Triple H just swung Chavo into the turnbuckle with such a velocity, Chavo flew over top it and crashed down to the floor below. Triple H took the fight to the outside, stomping away on Chavo, before ramming him into the barricade, head first. Triple H yells at Chavo about the WCW being dead and that Ric Flair gave him false hope. He tells him he's on the wrong side before throwing him into the steel steps! Triple H throws him back into the ring and goes over to Flair. Triple H tells Flair, WCW will never get any shine in the WWF. Triple H then turns to Chavo as he's trying to get to his feet. Triple H is shaking his head, as he looks at Vince, who yells for him to put the dog down. Chavo stumbles around and Triple H meets him with a HIGH KNEE! We fast forward near the end of the match and it's been all Triple H who's been putting an extended beating on Chavo. He puts an end to Chavo's last bit of fight, that began just a moment ago when out of nowhere, Chavo got free enough to charge at Triple H with a rolling wheel kick, but it got countered with a SPINNING SPINEBUSTER! Vince yells for Triple H to finish it! Triple H picks Chavo up and sets him up for the Pedigree and looks over at Flair and says It's Ov--and Triple H's eyes grow wide and face drops, as he sees Sting standing behind the corner of the barricade, behind Flair. Moments later, Flair looks back, who's also surprised to see Sting! Triple H drops Chavo and walks over to Flair and says he (pointing to Sting) can't interfere. Triple H points to Sting smirking, telling him he can't interfere. Sting stares blankly, slowly patting his bat in his hand. Suddenly a buzz in the arena gets louder and louder....while Triple H is focused on Sting. Then Triple H gets yanked back!?!?! ONE AMIGO! TWO AMIGO! THREE AMIGO'S! It's Eddie Guerrero!! Eddie shimmy shimmies his shoudlers and is all smiles. Flair loves it. Vince is about to blow a gasket! Eddie looks at Triple H and then the corner. Flair points up top. Eddie CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE... but Triple H slides outside the ring, grabs his Undisputed WWF Championship and heads for the ramp. Triple H and Vince back up the ramp, as the ref counts to ten!

    Winner via count-out, Chavo Guerrero at 8:47

    After the match, Eddie goes to help Chavo up and hug him. Flair looks back and Sting is gone. Flair then gets in the ring and celebrate with the Guerrero's, raising both their hands in the air, at Vince and Triple H. Triple H is holding his head and scowling. Vince is yelling at Flair, telling him he'll never win!

    See you this Saturday on VELOCITY!!
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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt

    WWF: "The Wire" - 3/29/02

    - There's been a bit of an uproar from last nights Smackdown showing, due to big names like The Rock, Steve Austin, Undertaker, Kane, nWo and Chris Jericho all being missing. The story behind this is that with the recent draft, the WWF wanted to have most of it's stars engage in story lines with officially split rosters.

    - There's a rumor that a group of OVW rookies will be making their debut as a faction, which brand they'll be coming to is still being decided. The leading name for the stable as of now is "Carefully Built Operation", playing on the first initials of their last names.

    - WWF has signed Shannon Spruill (Daffney) and Elix Skipper to developmental contracts and will be sending them to OVW soon.

    - WWF has offered try-outs on Heat and Velocity to Marshall Williams (Solo), Tyson Moody (Tyson Dux), Bryan Danielson, (American Dragon), Brandon Groom and Michael Shane.
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    3/30/2002

    Dark Match: Albert def Godfather via pin
    Ivory def Jackie via submission
    Val Venis def Scotty 2 Hotty via pin
    The Holly's def Tajiri/Funaki via pin


    *Tajiri walked out on Funaki




    3/31/2002

    Dark Match: Chuck Palumbo def John Cena via pin
    Dark Match: D-Lo Brown def Randy Orton via pin
    Dark Match: Ron Simmons def Dave Batista via pin
    Goldust def Shawn Stasiak via countout


    *Palumbo showed people in the front row, pictures of him and Billy Gunn after his match
    *Stasiak debut his "Planet Stasiak" gimmick

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    4/1/2002
    Pepsi Arena
    Albany, NY


    The RAW intro and pyro gets us started, as good ole' "JR" and Jerry 'The King' Lawler welcome us to a brand new Raw. Lawler emphasizes the extra WCW twang to the show.

    "Dawn" section of the tone poem Also sprach Zarathustra echoes and out comes co-owner of the WWF and general manager of RAW, Ric Flair to the ring, with a mic in-hand. Flair says Albany, NY, the place he won his first Royal Rumble and WWF Championship. Good times! He says but he's not here tonight to reminisce about himself, he's here to kick-start a brand new age of Monday Night Raw! He says last week on Smackdown, Raw, with the help of the Guerrero's aaand a man named Sting.. was able to give Raw a dog in the fight, in competing for the Undisputed WWF Champion. He says so what he wants to do right now is bring out those Guerrero's... One who took a hell of a beating like a champ and the other, a man who helped tip the scales in Raw's favor. Chavo and Eddie Guerrero!! "Latino Heat" hits and out comes The Guerrero's. Chavo is wearing a black eye and walking with a limp, but is in good cheers otherwise. Eddie is looks excited. The enter the ring and Flair shakes their hands and man-hugs them. Flair says he wanted to start this new Raw off, by thanking The Guerrero's for what they did for this brand last week, personally. He says not only did it even the playing fields for Raw as a whole, but that those two are definitely at the top of his list for guys he's looking at for upcoming title shots. Whoooo! He says he knows they've got somethin' to say, so let's here it. Flair passes the mic. Eddie says first of all it feels greeeeat to be back in the WWF holmes! He says he likes the vision Flair has for Raw and giving the WCW guys a chance to prove themselves in the WWF, is something he really respects and he's glad to apart of it. Eddie looks at Chavo and says and my nephew Chavo is wearing his appreciation wearing and feeling his appreciation! He says Chavo say somethin' to the people amigo! Chavo says Que onda Albany?! He says he really doesn't have much more to add to what his uncle Eddie has already said. He says the bumps and bruisers are all worth it if means--

    "The Game" hits and out comes the Undisputed WWF Champion and he heads straight for the ring. Triple H enters the ring and stands across the three men. Triple H exams them all from Flair to Eddie, whom he stares at intensely. Eddie returns the gesture. Triple H looks at Chavo and smirks. Chavo quickly raises his lips and nose, and stares back at the champ, without fear. Triple H says he knows he wasn't expected to be there tonight and forgive him for ruining this little WCW pride, slash Guerrero family bonding moment the three of them have going on here (sarcastically). He says but he wanted to take the time on this new age of Raw and remind every Raw, WCW or whomever's in the back.. that HE'S the Undisputed WWF Champion! The Game! The Big Dog of both Smackdown AND Raw! And until he decides... there won't be a Raw guy challenging him for his title. Eddie steps to Triple H and Flair quickly steps in-between. Flair says hoooold on a minute there Eddie, let him handle this. He says does Raw now have the opportunity to compete for the Undisputed WWF Championship--yes. He says does Triple H have some say in deciding who he'll be defending his title against--yes... maybe on Smackdown... He says if Triple H thought he was going to just walk into Raw and come out here throwing his weight around, he had another thing coming to him. Flair says he's co-owner of the WWF, which means he owns half of the Undisputed WWF title. And as general manager of Raw if he wants to put Triple H in a title match tonight! .... That's just what he'll do. Triple H snarls. Flair says and that's just what you're going to be doing pal in tonight's main event, as it's going to be you versus--Triple H cuts Flair off and says Chavo Guerrero! Flair looks across at Chavo, who looks shocked all around. Eddie squishes his eyes at Triple H. Triple H says yeah, that right.. if he's going to be defending his title tonight, there's not a man on this show more deserving than Chavo Guerrero. He says just look at the effects of the beating he took for it last week, Triple snickers. Chavo shows his displeasure. Triple H says Chavo even won last weeks match against him. He says certainly Ric, if anyone has earned a title shot against him--it's Chavo Guerrero. Flair is reluctant but agrees. Triple H says oh and another thing, if Eddie wants to come out to support Chavo again, this time he can come out at the start of the match, so that he can see his little nephew catch an even worse beating of his life, up close and personal! Eddie jumps at Triple H again, but Chavo and Flair grab him and hold him back. Triple H smirks and leaves the ring. The three men watch as Triple H marches up the ramp smiling.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    We come back from break and there's a local jobber in the ring, when "Enforcer" hits and out comes Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. They walk down with Lesnar looking like a cold, killing machine and Heyman just smiling and shaking his head at the jobber.

    Match 1: Local jobber vs. Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman

    The match began with the 5'11 180lb jobber running recklessly at Lesnar with a splash in the corner?! Lesnar caught the poor guy in mid-air and nearly broke him in half with a running powerbomb. Lesnar just starred down at him and then out into the audience, while Heyman just applauded and smiled. Lesnar then dropped to make the cover. 1-2-3.

    Winner: Brock Lesnar via pinfall at 00:19

    After the match, Heyman grabbed a mic and entered the ring. Heyman says ladies and gentleman, he gives to us, his client! A beast in a man's body! A two-time collegiate national heavyweight champion! A two-time All-American from the University of Minnesota! Finishing his collegiate wrestling career with a 106-5 record.. hey, everyone gets lucky sometimes... standing at 6'3 and nearly 300lbs!! BRRRROOOOOCCCCKKKKK LEEEESSSSSNNNAAAARRRRRRRR! Heyman gloats over Lesnar, whose hopping back and forth as his music plays again. Lesnar and Heyman leave and walk up the ramp.

    Back from break Flair and Eddie are walking and talking in the back, when Chris Benoit calls out Eddie's name. Eddie turns and sees Saturn there as well. Flair says he'll let them catch up and walks off. The former Radicalz all embrace and catch up. They all say it's good to see Eddie and that they're glad he's back. Eddie shares the same sentiments. Eddie tells them he's going to catch up with them more real soon, but he's got to catch up with Chavo and help him prepare for his big championship match tonight. They oblige and say they'll be rooting for and watching Chavo's match tonight. They depart and Eddie continues walking down the hallway a bit and then he stops in he looks forward and slows down. The screen pans out and we see the regrouped nWo (Nash, Hall and X-Pac). Nash welcomes Eddie back in a friendly way and says it's good to see him. He says he means that sincerely. Eddie says is that right? X-Pac says yeah man, look, Ric Flair is doing a really solid thing around here for the boys from the other team and we just want some real camaraderie between us. Eddie says us? Hall says aaaaye yooo Edddiiiiie. What my partner X-Pac is saying is, nWo, the WCW boys and Raw is all us now. We're all the good guys now. Eddie says he remembers the 'camaraderie' the nWo and WCW had a few years back and he's seen what they've done in the WWF while he's been gone. Eddie tells them he'll pass on the camaraderie and that he's got somewhere to be. He steps up to them and Nash says to let him by. Eddie walks between them, keeping his eyes on them, as he walked away. Nash says us, while nodding his head and Scott rotates the toothpick in his mouth.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Back from break, Regal theme is still playing as he's entering the ropes. He goes to the ropes and finger calls for a mic, from Lillian, in a demeaning way. Regal goes on to talk about all the WCW rubbish and how it gives him hives. He says the WCW was trash all the way through and that he works for a much more class organization. He says it's just unfortunate he was drafted to Raw and has to work under Ric Flair. He calls Flair a man who wore a robe and acted like he was royalty, when in fact he wasn't. Regal says Flair had no integrity during his wrestling days and certainly nothing has changed in the present--"Perfection" cuts Regal off.

    Mr. Perfect comes out with a mic and he's already talking on his way down the ramp. He says I'm going to have to stop you right there William Regal. He says because me and Ric Flair go way back and if you're going to have to insult Ric Flair... you gotta do it 'perfectly!" He gets in the ring. Perfect talks about how Flair used to hold him back when he was in his younger days and how the wrestler who really put Minnesota on the map was him. He says Flair's biggest fear was if he ever got the chance to show how perfect he was, everyone would've forgotten all about 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair and he would be the one they all bowed down to. He says he's also not a fan of being drafted to Raw either and thought he'd come out here to form a partnership that would be beneficial to the both of them. Hennig says he'll make sure the European Championship stays with him, if he helps him get rid of Ric Flair as the general manager of Raw. Regal says if more Americans were as intelligent and sophisticated as Hennig and McMahon, the USA would be a much better place. He and Hennig shake on it...

    "The Real Deal" hits and out comes D'Lo Brown. D'Lo has a mic and starts talking on the ramp. D'Lo says y'all must bumped y'alls head or somethin' because Ric Flair is a sixteen-time World Heavyweight Champion--you better recognize! D-Lo says he can go on and on about Flair's greatness all day, but that's not why he came out there. He says he came out there to talk about Regal's European Championship. D'Lo enters the ring and approaches and Hennig steps up and tells him not to get too close and that he's not qualified to be in the ring with the best two wrestlers on Raw. He tells D'Lo he saw what Big Boss Man did to him last week and if he's not careful, he'll get his neck wrecked even further. Regal says what a poor guy, he already walks around with his head bobbling around all uncontrollably and then last week...heavens...Regal says look D'Lo.. and what does that even mean? ... He says actually, he doesn't even care... and that he knows why he's out there and quite frankly, the answer is no. So why don't D'Lo turn around and leave before things turn out even worse for him than they did last Thursday. D'Lo says he's a four-time European Champion and if anyone's qualified for anything related to that title--it's him. Flair's comes out to the stage--no music. He says he's heard enough and he's going to make a decision on the European Championship right now. But first he wants Hennig and Regal to know they couldn't touch him on his worst day. And if they try to remove him as general manager of Raw, good luck with that. Whooooo! Flair says right now, there's going to be a singles match between D'Lo Brown and Regal. If D'Lo wins, he gets a European title shot next week. But if he loses, well he gets another title shot the following week, just because you two punks pissed me off. Good luck D'Lo. Regal and Hennig are livid and D'Lo is grinning ear to ear, as we go to break.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Match 2: D'Lo Brown vs. William Regal (c) w/Mr. Perfect
    Non-title Match



    Back now, we see Regal outside the ring and eh just rammed D'Lo's left knee into the ring post! He does it again for good measure. Regal slides back into the ring and starts stomping on D'Lo's neck, furiously, until the referee has to slide in and push Regal back. While the ref was distracted, Hennig pulled D'Lo's legs, sending his crotch straight into the post. Hennig then dusted off his hands and walked off as Regal smirked. Regal then pulled D'Lo to the center and dropped knee on his head. 1-2-NO! D'Lo is weary but still has some fight left. Regal is annoyed by this and roughly smears his forearm on D'Lo's face, before jerking him up for the REGAL BOMB! Regal rotates D'Lo and on the way down D'Lo is able to barely catch Regal's head for a DDT! Both men lay out and Hennig is beating the apron, willing Regal on. Moments go by and neither men move, until D'Lo starts to show the first signs of life. Regal then starts to come to as well. Moments later, both men are to their feet and Regal charges with a forearm club, but D'Lo ducks, runs and bounces off the opposite apron and catches Regal with a LEG LARIAT! Regal laid out on his back and D'Lo on his knees trying to recover. He looks over at Regal and sees this is his moment. He crawls over to the turnbuckle and starts climbing from the inside. He gets to the top and Hennig is barking at him, before jumping on the apron. The ref comes over and tries to get Hennig away. D'Lo balances himself and ends up kicking Hennig off the apron, sending him crashing to the floor. D'Lo then takes off for the Lo DOWN!.....NO ONE HOME! Regal rolls away at the nick of time and wraps D'Lo in the REGAL STRETCH! In moments, D'Lo taps.

    Winner: Willliam Regal via submission at 5:32

    After the match, Hennig enters the ring and pushes the referee away, as he tried to raise Regal's arm. Hennig yanks the European Championship from the ref and hands it to Regal, before as they both stand proudly smiling in the ring. D'Lo is holding his neck and appears to be in a lot of pain.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    "Break The Walls Down" erupts and out comes the Jericho walks down the ramp and he looks to be in a really foul mood. He goes and yanks a mic from Lillian and enters the ring. Jericho says all of you, sit your asses down and shut the hell up! He scans the arena scowling and breathing hard. He looks over at JR and King, pointing, and says that goes for you two bozos as well, close your pie-holes and show me some damn respect! He pauses a few moments. He then says he's been waiting all night to have his time to come out here and let the world know what's on his mind. He says for the past two weeks, all he keeps hearing about is the WCW this and the WCW that--ENOUGH! No one cares about that dead company! He says those monkeys made terrible business decision after terrible business decision, with the biggest one being letting him jump ship to the WWF! Jericho looks around with a tight mouth. He says but enough about that foolishness, what he's been waiting all night to come out and say is that he should be next in line for the Undisputed WWF Championship! He says you want to talk about Chavo Guerrero...Jr.? Haaaa! He points to himself and says you're looking at the FIRST EVER! Undisputed WWF Champion! A man whose been on the hottest uptrend since last December, when he won the Undisputed WWF Championship and if you don't believe me... look at the footage. We get a shot of the monitor. We see his wins over The Rock and Stone Cold to unify the world titles. We also see him beat The Rock and Stone Cold again on separate occasions. And the footage stops. He says my point exactly! There's no one... and he means NOOO ONE, who can touch him in this ring right now and that's no exaggeration--"Diamond In The Rough" hits and out comes DDP with a mic.

    DDP begins talking as he makes his way down the ramp. He says you know what Chris Jericho, you have been on quite the roll for a little while now. In fact it's actually quite the feel good story really. DDP gets in the ring and steps to Jericho. He says but if anyone should be due for the next Undisputed WWF title shot, "it's me, it's me, it's D-D-P!" He says but getting back to you, for a guy to accomplish so much this soon, after where he came from... it's a nice consolation in the end. Jericho asks him what the hell does he mean. DDP says well... you talked so bad about the WCW earlier, he guesses it was because Jericho couldn't hack it down south and so he came up here and have done pretty well for himself after all. He says good for him. DDP gives Jericho a thumbs up. Jericho becomes enraged and steps into DDP's face. Jericho says you have some nerve... Diamond..Dallas..piece of crap! You want to talk about not cutting it..DDP. Your total reign as the three-time WCW Heavyweight Champion was 29 days pal! Jericho smirks and cocks his head. He says gnats have longer lifespans than that! DDP goes to deck Jericho--"Rap Sheet" explodes and out comes Booker T with a mic.

    Booker says hold up now dawgs. Y'all out here talkin' about who should be the next Undisputed WWF Champion and ain't invited the--Booker slides in the ring...He sticks his hand out and gets all hyped up as he counts, "Five time-five time-five time-five time-five time, WCW champion!" He looks at both Jericho and DDP. Booker says now if anyone deserves to be the next in line it's him--NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT...SUCK--'Whatever' By Our Lady Peace bellows throughout the arena and out comes Chris Benoit. Benoit gets in the ring and snatches a mic from Jericho. Benoit says he didn't come out there to mouth off at the lip, like the three of them have. He says the way he's going prove he should be next in line is like this!

    Benoit hits Jericho over the head with a the mic, knocking him out! He then whips a slap across the chest of Booker and then one across the chest of DDP! Then a boot to the gut of DDP and then a boot to the gut of Booker! DDP attempts a clothesline on Benoit, but Benoit gets behind him...BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! As Benoit gets up, Booker spins him around, CHOP!...CHOP!...CHOP! Benoit goes back flailing after each slap to the chest, Booker then goes to connect with an outside crescent kick, but Benoit ducks it and gets behind Booker....BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Benoit looks around and sees Jericho as the last one in the ring, with Booker and DDP laid out on the outside. Benoit starts to exit the ring to climb the turnbuckle when Flair shows up on the monitor. He tells Benoit that he looks like a man that's ready to compete for the Undisputed WWF Championship, but then again, he still can't decide who he'd pick between the four. He says so next week, there's going to be two qualifying matches. DDP vs. Jericho and Booker T vs. Benoit, with the winners facing each other the following week. He says and after that match, he'll let the overall winner know what's next. After Flair's done talking, Benoit proceeds to continue to the apron, but Jericho drags him back inside and quickly drops him with the BREAKDOWN! Jericho drops down and yells in Benoit's ear telling him you want to try me huh? You stupid, stupid man! It ends with Jericho putting his boot on Benoit's head and raising his one flinched fist in the air, smirking.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Backstage, Kidman is in the back talking with Torrie when Hogan comes up. Hogan tells Kidman it's good to see him ad he really means it. He says he knows the two of them had their beef in the past, but he wants to apologize and be there for him for anything, if Kidman lets him. Kidman asks Torrie to excuse them. Kidman asks Hogan if he just thinks he can pop up and say a few words to him and everything is supposed to be OK with them just like that? Kidman says he's not one of his Hulkamaniacs.. he says he doesn't just turn on a switch and forget every wrong Hogan's ever done to them. Hogan says look Kidman--Well look who it is... the "Immortal" Hulk Hogan back here trying to spread his red and yellow lies all around the locker-room say Big Show. Hogan tilts his head and shakes it. Big Show says don't try to deny it Hogan, we both know how things went down back in the day. And here you are in 2002, still wanting the spotlight all over your wrinkly bald head. Show tells Kidman he knows he knows all about the way he does business and he should stay clear from him. Hogan steps up and tells Show he was in the middle of a conversation that didn't involve him and if he's got any hurt feelings about the past, well they can settle things like men. Show smirks and he and Hogan have a stare-down for a few moments until Show turns to Kidman and says he thought he'd be gone by now. Show says don't tell me you've sided with Hulk Hogan. Kidman and Hogan stare at one another and then Kidman gets in Show's face. Kidman tells Show his gripe with Hogan has nothing to do with his own, but even if he was cool with Hogan, what's it his business. Show bends down and says, if you side with him, that's my business and if that's the case, you and Hogan both can get what's coming to you. Hogan steps in front of Kidman and causes Show to stand up straight. Hogan says you know something Big Show, it sounds to me like you wanna really do somethin' brother! So how about you go find yourself a partner and meet me and my partner, Billy Kidman in that ring, right now! Show says it won't be hard to find someone ready to kick Hogan's ass and walks off. Kidman asks Hogan so he's just volunteering me as his partner now? Hogan tells Kidman he thought it was pretty obvious how he wanted to knock Show down a few pegs. He asks Kidman if he's ridin' with the Hulkster tonight. Kidman says he's down with knocking Show's lights out tonight and doesn't care who rides shotgun. Kidman looks down at Hogan's extended fist and smirks before giving a quick dap.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Match 3: Hulk Hogan/Billy Kidman vs. Big Show/?

    We come back and "Voodoo Child" hits and out comes Hulk Hogan, rockin' out on his way to the ring. Hogan waits in the ring as "Extreme Impact" hits and out comes Billy Kidman. Kidman looks really focused as he comes down to the ring. He and Hogan fist bump again. "Big" erupts and out comes Big Show. Show looks menacing as he paces down the ramp. He raises his fist up, smiling over at Hogan and Kidman. Moments go by...Lance Storm comes out with no music, and heads to the ring. Storm makes a b-line to the ropes for a mic. He says "if I can be serious for a minute..." He walks up to Hogan and Kidman. Storm says I'd like to start with you Hogan. Storm says he'd like to dispelled two of the biggest myths about professional wrestling. One, is the fact that Hulk Hogan is the man who made professional wrestling. He said that would be incorrect and the true answer is Bret Hart. He says and two, "the best their is, the best there was and the best there ever will be", actually isn't Bret Hart--it's him. Big Show is smiling and clapping in the background. He says and moving on down the line. He stares at Kidman. He says and Kidman...well...your tank top looks clean. Lance drops the mic and starts to turn away when Kidman clobbered him from behind.

    The ref called for the start bell. Kidman lifted Storm up and tosses him between the ropes, before moments later hopping onto the top rope and leaping off for a plancha onto Storm. Kidman is fired up and Hogan is loving it. A couple of hard hands to the face by Kidman and he goes to toss Storm into the barricade, but Storm reverses it and slams Kidman into the side of the ring instead. Storm worked Kidman over with a couple of kicks to the gut before tossing him back into the ring. Storm continued to wear Kidman down with is technical move-set, before showing us his power, with a nicely executed German suplex! After making a tag to Big Show, they nail a CRUSHING ELEVATED JAWBREAKER onto Kidman. Show makes the cover. 1-2-Hogan breaks it up. Hogan starts going at it with Show, showering him with hard left hands, before sending him to the ropes for a big boot, but Show got the jump and dropped Hogan with a big boot first. Showed then tossed Hogan from the ring and told him to wait his turn. Meanwhile Kidman had gotten back to his feet and as soon as Show turned around, he was taken to the mat by a headscissors takedown. Kidman made the cover, but only got 2. A little further along in the match after Kidman and Show produced a stalemate, the difference came after Show missed a slingshot splash, allowing Kidman to hop on the top rope and drive home a SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG! With both Show and Kidman out of it and needing a tag, they crawled to their partners. Hogan clapped feverishly, looking around the crowd to help him cheer Kidman on. While Show dragged himself to an eager Storm, who was leaning over the ropes as far as allowed. Just a bit more for both men..... Kidman REACHES.... HOT TAG! Hogan flies in like a man possessed. TAG by Show! Storm rushes Hogan, but is TAKEN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! AND ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! Hogan whips Storm to the ropes and READIES A BIG BOOT, but Storm ducks it and counters with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX PIN! 1-2-KICKOUT! Storm gets up, frustrated now and measures Hogan, who is slowly getting up...Storm continues to measure...SPINNING HEEL KICK--MISSES! Hogan counters with a BODY SLAM! Hogan covers...1-2-KICKOUT! Show re-enters, picks Hogan up by the neck and CHOKESLAMS HIM! Kidman charges the ring and gets some nice air on a DROPKICK right to the side of Show's head! Show tumbles to the mat. Kidman looks and sees Show is a close enough distance for a shooting star press. Kidman climbs a to the second rope...SPLAT! Storm nails Kidman in the back with a STEEL CHAIR! The ref calls for the bell.

    Winners: Hulk Hogan & Billy Kidman via disqualification at 8:40

    After the match, Storm strikes Kidman with another chairshot, before kicking him out of the ring. Storm then turns his sharp glare to Hogan, who is is unaware of the situation. POW! A thunderous shot by Storm to Hogan's upper-body. WHAM! Another to the hips! Storm turns the chair vertically and drives the top of the chair into Hogan's knee! And then the other! Before tossing the chair from the ring. Show gets to his feet and Storm yells for Show to lift Hogan up. Show drags Hogan's limp body off the map and BEARHUGS HIM! Hogan is screaming in pain!...CRACK! It all goes silent after Storm connects on a HIGH SUPERKICK! Show drops an unconscious Hogan to the mat and they leave the ring. Trainers rush from the back, passing Show and Storm, who continue to walk up the ramp. Neither man shows any emotion. Kidman is shown blinking and still on his back. Hogan isn't moving as they check him out.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    We come back and "JR" tells us that during the break, Hogan had a neck brace put on him and was placed on a stretcher, where he was taken to the local hospital. He says he'll give more updates as the arrive. Lawler talked about the vicious attack by Storm and Show and said it looked like they aimed to end Hogans's career, if not worse. They then hype of the main event and how Chavo will have the two largest matches in his career in the span of three days.

    Main Event: Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Triple H (c)
    Undisputed WWF Championship


    "Latino World Order". Chavo comes out to the stage and is looking back and Eddie is nowhere to be found. Chavo continues to make his way down the ramp, ever so often looking back for Eddie, who still hasn't shown up. Chavo gets in the ring and has a curious look on his face. Moments go by when we see on the monitor, Eddie getting attacked by nWo in the back. Chavo is stunned by what he's seeing. Eddie tries to fight back, but it's too much! Nash throws Eddie into a garage-type door. We hear a loud crash as Eddie falls to the floor. Hall and X-Pac put the boots on Eddie. Chavo quickly leaves the ring and runs up the ramp...

    "The Game" hits and out comes the Undisputed WWF Champion, standing at the top of the stage. Chavo stops in his tracks and stares back at The Game, whose now walking down the ramp. As Triple H inches nearer, Chavo goes on the attack, but gets bulldozed over after a few blows. Triple H lifts Chavo and takes down the ramp, before throwing him into the steel steps! This is beginning to look like an all-familiar scene now. Triple rolls Chavo into the ring and the bell rings. Triple H tucks Chavo's head between his thighs...PEDIGREE! 1-2-3! And just like that...it's over...or...

    Winner: Triple H via pinfall at 00:09

    "Rockhouse".... and here come the nWo...

    Triple has title across his shoulders and is looking at the trio come down to the ring. They enter and stare across from the champ.

    Nash goes to grab a mic. He says you weren't going to leave before saying hello to your old pals were you Hunter?

    Triple H stares back at the trio gawking him down, before laying his title on the ground and walking a few feet forward.

    Triple H and nWo are now inches apart...

    Triple H looks all of the nWo members over...

    Nash, Hall and X-Pac look at each other and then Triple H...

    Triple H has a straight face that soon melts into a smile! Nash, Hall and X-Pac join in. They all hug Triple H individually and then all four men hug in a circle for a few moments, before Triple H goes to retrieve his title. Triple H puts his title on and all four men line up in the center of the ring, locked hands raised in the air. We get a camera pan from X-Pac, Nash, Triple H to Hall.

    We'll see you this Thursday on Smackdown!
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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt



    April 4, 2002
    Blue Cross Arena
    Rochester, NY


    *We get pyro, the opening video and Cole and Lawler welcoming us to Smackdown. Cole tells us they have no idea what's in store for us tonight and says unlike before the draft, they're no longer being given the itinerary for shows. Lawler says he doesn't need a map of tonight's show to know Smackdown is going to be awesome with the Undisputed WWF Champion, Triple H, gracing us with his presence.*

    Triple H's theme hits and out he comes to the ring, carrying the Undisputed WWF Champion over his shoulders. He says he's getting really used to going as he pleases on both brands and calling the shots. He says and last Monday on Raw, he put almost all the bullets in the chamber...except one. He looks into the camera's and says the one remaining bullet to be added is you--Shawn Michaels! He says that's right, all the pieces are lining up and the only remaining piece to add is the The Showstoppa'--H-B-K! He says when Shawn gets back, they're going to run this company the way it should have been done back in 1996 till now. He says the boys are ready Shawn--we're just waiting on you. He says but that's for tomorrow, as of today, he wants to iron out a wrinkle that he can't ignore...a wrinkle that could cause problems for him going forward and that wrinkle is Vince McMahon! He calls Mr. McMahon out to the ring. He stares up at the entrance. Moments later...

    Vince's music hits and he struts down to the ring, looking a bit curious. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic, before facing Triple H. Triple H tells Vince he called him out there in front of all these people, because he has something very vital to say to him. He reminds Vince that things have changed around here, in the ring and outside of the ring. He says in the ring, he's the new top dog. And outside of the ring, your daughter Stephanie, is my wife. Vince nods in understanding. Triple H tells Vince he knows there's nothing more important to him than his two girls. His business and Stephanie. Vince continues to nod. Triple tells Vince he knows he'd never want any harm to happen to either of them... Vince asks Triple H what's he getting at. Triple H says he also doesn't want to see any harm done to Vince two girls. He says as long as he remains the Undisputed WWF Champion and at the top--no harm will come to the WWF. He tells Vince that last week, Vince decided to throw his authority around and stick his nose into his business, where it didn't belong. He says and going forward, that kind of thing can't happen anymore. Triple H gets in Vince's face and says because that kind of thing upsets him. And when he's up at work, he's upset at home. And when he's upset at home, he makes Vince's baby girl upset and when Vince's baby girl is upset, Vince is upset. Triple H smirks. He says and you know Stephanie worships the ground he walks on. Vince looks vulnerable. Triple H says and if he were to leave Stephanie's world..well..that might just be too much for her to bear. Triple H adjusts Vince's tie and tells him so if you want to keep Stephanie, keep him happy. And if he wants to keep him happy, stay out of his way and let him call the shots. Vince looks defeated and moments later tells Triple H, he's Vince McMahon in a rather uncertain tone. Triple H says you're Steph's father, smirking. After a few moments, Vince backs down and throws the mic down, before exiting the ring. He puts his hands up, mouthing OK, OK to Triple H, whose just smiling. Vince heads up the ramp, looking down the whole time.

    After Vince disappears, Triple says now that we've gotten that situated--we then get interrupted by Tazz's music! Tazz stands on the stage starring down at Triple H for a few moments before heading down to the ring. Tazz burns a hole into Triple H as he goes top pick up Vince's mic. Triple H aggressively asks Tazz, "can I help you?!" Tazz tells Triple H yeah he can start by shutting his big ass mouth! Triple H is taken aback and shows it on his face and posture. Tazz tells Triple H he just sat in the back for last hour listening to him sound like a pathetic little manipulative bitch! He says Triple H is a sorry excuse for a world champion and that if he's the top dog of the WWF then company is DOA! Triple H is visibly livid. Tazz says it was a year ago when ECW closes it's doors, because Vince McMahon bought it out. And a year later, he's seeing that once powerful man, cower and whimper from a punk like Triple H! Triple H steps up and says enough dammit! He says you damn right Tazz, he just bitched out the man who bought out the pathetic little company he came from. He says and now, at the snap of a finger, he can have Tazz standing in the unemployment line, like the loser he is!

    Tazz snaps, tackling Triple H to the ground and starts pummeling his face with lefts and rights! Triple H tries his best to cover up, but is only able to get away, after raking Tazz in the eye. Triple H stumbles out of the ring and steadily retreats up the ramp, laving his title behind. Tazz picks the Undisputed WWF Championship up and looks at it, before looking at Triple H and shaking his head. He then threw the title outside the ring, towards Triple H. Triple H yelled and pointed at Tazz telling him he's done. Tazz's lips can be read calling Triple H a pussy.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    After the break, Triple H bursts into Vince's office and says "who the hell does Tazz think he is?!" He demands a match in the main event with Tazz and says he wants a street fight! Vince obliges and grants Triple H the match. Vince looks stressed, as he watches Triple H leave his office. Vince goes into a drawer and pulls out a stress ball and starts squeezing. He then gets frustrated and throws the ball across the room and angrily hops up out of his chair and storms out of his office. Vince heads down the hall for a while until he ends up at Edge's locker-room door. Vince checks the door and it's locked. He bams and kicks on the door wildly, until Edge open it. Vince tells Edge for now on, when he comes to his locker-room, the door better be unlocked. Edge responds oooookkk. Vince says don't get sarcastic with me pal! He says he runs this company! Edge lets out a little laugh. Vince yells "is there something funny Edge?!" Edge says noooope. Vince is shaking his finger at Edge and tells him last week he gave him a task to do and he deliberately when against his orders. He says and when someone goes against his orders in the WWF, there's a price to pay and tonight, Edge will have to pay that price. He tells Edge he's going to be competing in a handicap match tonight against Bradshaw and Christian! Vince storms off, with Edge looking at him intensely.

    Match 1: Spike Dudley vs. Crash Holly

    This one began with neither man getting an advantage early on. Both men were equal in their grit. By mid-match, the action had spilled outside after Spike knocked himself and Crash outside the ring with a battery ram. Spike climbed up onto the top rope and waited for Crash to get to his feet, before taking off with a flying clothesline. He was met by a dropkick instead, sending him flying back onto the floor. Crash rolled Spike back into the ring and made the cover, but only got two. Towards the end of the match, after Spike had gotten the upper-hand again after wiggling free of the Crash Landing and nailing crash with a forearm smash. Spike then takes the stumbling Crash and drops him with the DUDLEY DOG! 1-2-3!

    Winner: Spike Dudley via pinfall at 4:03

    After the match, Spike grabs a mic. Spike says he's got a message for everyone, including his brothers. He says yeah is he may a little guy--a runt even. But he says he's the BEST little guy in the WWF! He says and he's going to prove it in seventeen days, when he takes the Cruiserweight Championship from Tajiri. Spike hits the turnbuckles and flexes.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Back now, WWF Woman's Champion, Jazz, music hits and out she comes. She tells the crowd that although she's the Woman's Champion, make no mistake about it, she's tougher than a lot of the boys in the back. She says looking around the locker room, she doesn't see much competition around. She says it's a pity Chyna left, but then again, it's a blessing in disguise too, because she would have beat her as down and shown her all that muscle was nothing but smoke and mirrors. She says at Wrestlemania, she beat those two princesses Trish and Lita and there's no one else for her to pick on. Moments later, a woman in blue jeans, a t-shirt and a ski mask comes out and heads down to the ring. She comes face to face with Jazz and snatches the mic from her. She asks Jazz if her voice sounds familiar. Jazz doesn't recognize it as she moves her head back in confusion. The hooded woman says how about nineteen years ago...back in the old neighborhood...you used to bully this girl every single day after school as she was walking home from the bus stop. The woman says Jazz led the pack of girls that traumatized her for two years until she moved out-of-state. Jazz is seen concentrating. The woman asks Jazz if the name "Limpy Lisa" rings a bell as she rips the ski mask off! Jazz looks like she's seen a ghost! The woman grabs Jazz by the hair and knees her in the face twice, before throwing her backwards onto the ground. Jazz holds her face while the woman picks her up by the hair and lifts her up before dropping her down again with a fireman's carry spun into a sidewalk slam! Jazz is laid out! The woman grabs the mic and drops to her knees beside Jazz. She tells Jazz that Jazz killed Limpy Lisa in a neighborhood park long ago and the woman who's now about to make HER life a living hell name is Carrie... The REAL Carrie. The REAL Carrie stares down at Jazz like a woman possessed.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Match 2: Edge vs. Bradshaw & Christian
    Handicapped Match


    Edge and Bradshaw start things off. Bradshaw swings Edge to the ropes and tries to put him away early with the Clothesline from Hell, but Edge ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes and comes flying in with a spinning heel kick, connecting on Bradshaw. Edge wears Bradshaw down with submissions, trying to keep him away from Christian. Meanwhile, Christian has been barking at Edge from the apron the entire match. Mid-way through, after a series of back and forth counters, Bradshaw drops an incoming Edge with a big boot! Bradshaw makes the cover, 1-2-NO! Edge kicks out. Bradshaw lays the boots to Edge before dragging him to the corner and making the tag. He and Christian put the boots the Edge, breaking him down to the mat! Before Bradshaw leaves the ring. Christian whips Edge to the opposite corner, before running at him with an elbow to the face! Christian then grabs Edge's head in the corner and plants him with a front facelock drop. Christian covers, but Edge kicks out after two! Christian then begins to get vicious, leaning over Edge's head, with his forearm rubbing into Edge face, before connecting on several quick blows to the face. Christian taunts Edge and tells him and the crowd that he made E&C and that Edge was the Marty Jannetty between them. After having the upper-hand for while, Edge rallied and got Christian up for the electric chair and was about to drop him when Bradshaw nailed him in the mouth with big boot, dropping both Christian and Edge. Bradshaw proceed to brawl on the mat with Edge, really beating him down, until the ref forced him to leave. Christian recovered from the impact and got up to confront Bradshaw in the corner. The two bickered back and forth until Edge charged at Christian, hitting clubbing him in the back, which caused Christian to knock Bradshaw off the apron! Edge spins Christian around and hits the Edgecution. He drags Christian from the ropes and makes the cover. 1-2-3!

    Winner Edge via pinfall at 6:19

    After the match, Edge backs up the ramp smiling, while Bradshaw enters the ring and points at Edge, telling him it's not over between them. Bradshaw then turns his attention to Christian and looks down at him with a scowl. Bradshaw yanks Christian up by the hair and puts him over his back. He then climbs the second rope and drops Christian with the LAST CALL! Christian is spread out on the mat and Bradshaw asks him how he likes those apples girly boy. Bradshaw heads for the ropes, still scowling down at Christian.

    Back in the locker room, Rico walks up on Billy Gunn. Rico asks Billy what his deal was. Billy asks Rico what the hell is his problem, sneaking up on him. He then asks Rico what's he griping about. Rico is all extra, asking Billy why he hasn't been answering any of Chuck's calls. He says Chuck has called him approximately 237 times since last weeks Smackdown ended. Billy rattles his head quickly, blinking his eyes! He says 237 times!! He says good lord, he got his number changed after the 39th unanswered call! He says look Rico, it's clear that Chuck has developed some type of feelings for yours truly, he says, he can't really blame him, he IS the Ass-Man! He says but ole' Billy Gunn don't roll that way--he's strictly a ladies man. He says and besides, when the three of them decided to get together for their "homosexual tag team" publicity stunt, Chuck never said he was actually...gaaay--not that there's anything wrong with that. He says but the experiment is done now, so tell ole Chuck--sorry pal--Billy Gunn ain't interested. He tells Rico to excuse him because he has a match to finish preparing for. Rico puffs and storms out. Billy shakes his head and lets out a small laugh.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Match 3: Billy Gunn vs. Hardcore Holly

    This one is already underway when he return. Gunn is standing on the ropes in the corner, raining down punches on Hardcore. Right as Gunn is about to deliver the 10th blow, Hardcore lifts him up and powerbombs him to the mat! Hardcore makes the cover for a nearfall. Hardcore picks Gunn up by the back of the head and throws him out of the ring. Hardcore is fussing, calling Gunn a clown and douche who doesn't take the sport seriously. Hardcore goes over the announce table and rips off the cover and starts tearing out the monitors. Hardcore picks Gunn up by the hair and decks him in the face a few times, before lifting him up for the Falcon Arrow, Hardcore has Gunn up in the air for several seconds, before Gunn somehow gets himself back to his feet and hits Hardcore with a couple of hooks to the gut, before tossing him onto the table, and maneuvering him horizontally, so that his shoulders are barely hanging over the table. Gunn goes for the FAME-ASS-er, but Hardcore dodges, causing Gunn to land ass first on the floor! Hardcore gets off the table and tosses Gunn back into the ring, before entering himself. Fast-forwarding to the end of the match, Gunn and Hardcore have both been pretty equal until Hardcore gets Gunn into position to put him away with an ALABAMA SLAM, but Gunn reverses it and rolls him up for a close two-count! Gunn gets right back up and connects with a gutbuster on Hardcore, before back pedaling and waiting on Hardcore to get up... Hardcore makes it to his feet and just as Gunn goes to put him away with Fame-Ass-er.. Rico grabs at his ankles, causing Gunn to yell at him from the ropes. With Gunn's hands on the ropes, Hardcore scoops up his legs and kicks him in the midsection, before yanking him from the ropes. Hardcore lifts Gunn up for another ALABAMA SLAM attempt and connects! 1-2-3!


    Winner: Hardcore Holly via pinfall at 7:01

    After the match, Rico enters the ring and starts putting the boots on Gunn. After a few moments, Rico let Gunn get to his feet, after slapping him a few times and berating him, before dropping him back down with the RICO KICK! Rico switches up the ramp with a smile on his face.

    Backstage, RVD is stretching when Vince approaches him. Vince tells RVD he impressed him last week. He says he bet RVD didn't expect to have 3 opponents last week. RVD just stares at Vince. Vince asks RVD if he remembers what he said last week when he told him that he would be defending his Intercontinental Championship every week, at a moments notice... RVD says yes he remembers. Vince says good because he's in the mood to make an Intercontinental Championship match right now! He tells RVD to get to the ring and wait for his opponent. RVD tells Vince to send whoever he wants (with some attitude in his voice), before turning away and walking off. Vince says RVD will wish he hadn't said that.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    Match 4: RVD vs. ???
    Intercontinental Championship


    When we come back, RVD is already waiting on his opponent in the ring when his his theme is interrupted by Big Boss Man's theme. RVD signals for Boss Man to come on down.

    Now in the ring, Boss Man goes right after RVD's legs, looking to capitalize on this damage done to them last week by Lance Storm. Boss Man stomped on and dropped elbows on RVD's legs, causing RVD to have to crawl to the ropes to recover. Boss Man didn't let up, as he pulled RVD from the ropes and lifted him up for a sidewalk slam in the middle of the ring. He made the cover. 1-2-KICKOUT! Boss Man dropped down to a knee, put RVD in a headlock and tried to choke the life out of him. Moving on to mid-way through the match, RVD was able to get some of his innovative offense in, despite being hobbled. Boss Man had kicked out of Rolling Thunder, proceeded by a German suplex and now RVD was attempting a split-legged moonsault, which connects with! 1-2-NO! Boss Man got his foot on the rope at 2.8! RVD looked at the ref who held up 2 fingers. RVD went to lift Boss Man, who broke RVD's grip and rammed him into the ring-post! RVD was in some pain and he vocalized it and showed it on his face. Boss Man rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair. The referee hung outside the ropes and yelled at Boss Man that there were no chairs, but Boss Man ignored it and clanked the chair against RVD's head! The ref called for the bell immediately and went to check on RVD. Boss Man dropped the chair and starred in the ring. Moments later Vince McMahon comes out and says the match won't be ending in a DQ and that the match will restart as a no-disqualification match! Now at the end of the restarted match, Boss Man has tossed RVD around like a rag doll, as RVD's hasn't been the same after the headshot. RVD attempts a leg-feet feint enzuigiri, spun into a rolling mule kick, but Boss Man catches the foot and lifts RVD up for the WATER-WHEEL SLAM....NO! RVD counters with a backflip in mid-air and connects with a SUPERKICK! Boss Man is down. RVD staggers to the top rope and wastes no time for the FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! RVD hooks the leg. 1-2-3!

    Winner: Rob Van Dam via pinfall at 10:40

    After the match, RVD is handed his championship and has his arms raised when Vince tells RVD his match for this week may be over, but his fight isn't! He waves for someone to come out. Mark Henry's theme hits and out he comes down the ramp. Vince is all smiles. RVD drops his title and readies himself for Henry. RVD hits the ropes and runs across the ring to dive off the opposite ropes for a diving crossbody, but Henry just catches him and shakes his head no. Henry then yells and he rams RVD's spine into the ring post! Henry backs up and rams RVD's spine into the ringpost again! RVD yells in agony, as Henry rolls him into the ring. RVD is lifeless as Henry enters the ring and picks him up again and sets him up in the corner, face to the post. Henry backs away to the opposite post and then runs full speed at RVD connecting with WORLD'S STRONGEST SPLASH! Henry stands there for awhile, RVD now knocked out. Henry then backs up, pulling RVD by the hair to the center and then lifts him up for the WORLD'S STRONGEST SLAM...but the air in arena changes as Test is gunning it down the ramp! Test slides in and Henry just drops RVD, when Test goes dropping lefts and rights on Henry. Test goes to whip Henry to the ropes, who on his return goes the BIG BOOT on Henry, but Henry chops Test's leg down and wraps him in a BEARHUG! Henry wrangles him around like a doll, but Test tries to break the hold...but seeing that he can't Test starts throwing blows at Henry's head, which only angers Henry and he ends it with a HEADBUTT to Test--knocking him out! Henry drops Test on the mat and looks down at him with intensity. Henry then looks back at Vince who is clapping away and laughing.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    We come back from break and Kurt Angle is in Vince's office. Angle tells Vince he really wishes Hogan was still on Smackdown, so he could break both his ankles and retire his ass for good. He says he knows Vince would have liked that, as no one hates Hogan more than him than Vince. Vince says he can't argue with Kurt there, but is that all Kurt came into his office to say. Angle exclaims it's not and he says with all of the crap going on around here with WCW, Hogan and now that unruly Triple H. He tells Vince he needs a sheriff and he volunteers to be his right-hand man and start cleaning Smackdown up! Vince thanks Angle for the offer, but tells him he already has a right-hand man or two for that matter. He tells Angle if he wants to make himself useful around here, if he really wants to impress him...go out there and take some initiative! Be the Olympic Gold Medalist! He tells Kurt to go do something else besides kissing his ass! He yells for Angle to get the hell out of his office! Angle backs up out of Vince's office and yells yes sir and that he'll think of something for next week. Vince is seen squeezing his stress ball again with a disturbed look on his face.

    Elsewhere in the back, The Hardy's are together with Lita. Jeff asks Matt why he looks so bothered and what's on his mind. Matt hesitates at first and then tells him he thinks they rushed into teaming up again too soon. Matt tells Jeff he's had some time to shine as a singles guy and now he wants his time to shine on his own. Jeff asks Matt if he's just going to walk out on him and The Hardy Boyz just like that? Matt says "I'm sorry Jeff" and walks away, leaving Jeff and Lita behind.

    Match 5: Matty Impact vs. ?

    The Hardy's music hits and Matt comes out alone. Matt tells everyone that's he's been waiting in the shadows of his brother Jeff for too long and as of this moment one, he was his own man. He says tonight, Matt Hardy is Matt Hardy no more and that his new name is Matty Impact! He says if there's anyone back there that wants to step into the ring with him tonight, he'll make sure to make an IMPACT out of them! Matt drops the mic and paces back forth. Moments later, we hear a chopper and Big Evil comes out on his Harley and rides down to the ring. He circles the ring once and parks it near the ramp. Taker enters the ring, walks up on Matty Impact and pulls the mic to his mouth and says "Let's see what you got kid." Taker throws the mic back into Matty's chest and walks away. Hardy takes the initiative and attacks Taker in the back.

    The ref calls for the match to start. Matty stomps a mud-hole in Taker, not letting him have time to recover. Matty then pulls Taker's neck over top the rope and exits the ring to pull down on Taker's head, choking him until the count of 4. Matty hops on the apron, runs and boots Taker in the head. Matty really has Taker on the ropes early on and he let's the crowd know about it vocally. He goes up top and takes off for a flying elbow and connects! Matty goes for the pin...1-2-Taker gets the shoulder up! Matty gets down and turns Taker on his side and knees him in the back, several times, before resting his knee in Taker's back and pulling back on his neck and right leg, trying to break his neck. Matty breaks the hold at 4. Mid-way through, Taker got the advantage back after Matty's taunting during a Twist of Fate attempt, cost him. Taker caught Matty with a running DDT to really get things going. After Matty kicked out at 2, Taker swung him into the corner and unleashed SOUP BONES on him! Taker wasn't done teaching Matty a lesson and took him to class with OLD SCHOOL! Moving to the end now, Taker continued to have the momentum, battering Matty with strikes and some SNAKE EYES! But Matty wouldn't stay down. Taker had him teetering and he gave the throat slashing signal from behind him, signaling the end, and it looked that way when Matty turned into Taker's hand around his throat! But Matty still had some fight left and kicked Taker in the gut a few times until he broke his grip. Matty then whipped Taker into the ropes behind him, missed a clothesline on Taker's way back around, bounced off for the ropes himself and met Taker in the center again with a SIDE EFFECT! Both Matty and Taker are both on their backs. Moments later, Matty rolls over and drops an arm onto Taker... 1-2..KICKOUT! Matty gets to his feet first and arrogantly mocks Taker with the cut throat symbol, yelling for him to get up. Matty decides not to wait and pulls Taker up by the hair and sets him up for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER?! Matty sticks his tongue out like Taker, more arrogance that costs him, as Taker wheeled around back onto his feet and lifted Matty up for the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Taker makes a normal cover. 1-2-3!

    Winner: Undertaker via pinfall at 8:05

    After the match, Taker gets on his bike and revs the engine, while looking back at Matty. Taker gives a sly smiles then shakes his head, before riding up the ramp. Matty is still laid out in the ring.

    We get a split shot of the back with Triple H and Tazz heading to the ring for the main event match.

    * COMMERCIAL *

    We come back and Cole and King talk up the match, where Lawler calls it a fight, not a wrestling match between the two. Cole says he's got his money on Tazz tonight. Lawler says Tazz is a tough son of a you know what, but The Game is in his prime and his element tonight, he's going with the champ. Tazz's theme hits and out he comes to the stage. His eyes look super focused behind his towel. Tazz heads to the ring. Several moments go by and Triple H's theme erupts and out he comes to the ring.

    Main Event: Tazz vs. Triple H (c)
    Non-title Street Fight


    Both men met in the center throwing hard blows, non-shielded. Triple H got the upper-hand and whipped Tazz to the ropes. Triple went for a high knee on Tazz's way back, but got an overhead belly-to-belly suplex instead. Tazz jumped on Triple H almost immediately afterward and started his ground and pound attack, resulting in both men rolling out of the ring. On the outside, Triple H tried to get away, but Tazz grabbed his ankles. Triple turned and stomped on Tazz's face. Tazz grabbed his his eye for a few moments, while Triple H got away to regroup. A pissed Game flipped the nearest steel step over and went grabbed Tazz by the head, before running his face into the steel pole! Tazz remained on his feet afterwards however, which further angered Triple H. Triple H then continuously banged Tazz's head into the steep pole, until he fell to the floor. Tazz is now bursted open and bleeding from the forehead. Triple H hops on top of Tazz and executes some mounted punches, getting his hand covered in Tazz's blood. Triple H lifts Tazz and drags him over to the steel steps and lays his head on it. He then picks up the other steps and raises it high in the air....HE DROPS IT! But no ones home, as Tazz just moves, out of instinct it seems. Mid-way through the match, Tazz regained the upper-hand after hitting a T-BONE TAZZ PLEX on Triple H through a table! Triple H lay non-moving for awhile and the ref had to check and see if he was able to continue. Back in the ring, Tazz took advantage of the groggy and broken Triple H and dropped him with a TIGER SUPLEX! But Triple H kicked out at 2. Tazz foaming at the mouth, yanked Triple H and dropped him with HARDWAY TAZ-PLEX! And it resulted in another nearfall! Tazz getting frustrated, left the ring and crouched below the ring and found Triple H's sledgehammer. Tazz slid in the ring and lifted it up, his eyes wide from the damage he planned. He looked at Triple H and stalked him. Triple H now using the ropes to pull himself up, as his hair is now drenched in sweat and hanging over his face. Tazz charged in with the sledgehammer, but Triple H pulled down the ropes and sent Tazz flying overboard! Triple H still exhausted, dropped from the ropes and lay in the ring a few moments, while Tazz lay out on the outside. Triple H rolled outside the ring and grabbed his sledgehammer. He told Tazz it was his and his weapon only to deal out pain! He slid it back inside the ring and dropped on Tazz to choke him out! Tazz flailed around, reaching for Triple H's face, until his arms went weak and Triple H let go. He tossed Tazz back into the ring and slid in afterwards. Tazz lay on his belly, not moving an inch. While Triple H dragged him to the center and lifted him up between his legs for a PEDIGREE! Triple H covered for Tazz for the pin. 1-2-NO! TAZMISSION! Tazz is using everything he has left to squeeze the life out of Triple H! Triple H kicks his feet around like his life depended on it! He tries moving around with his free arm, not wanting to tap! He struggles and reaches for the ropes, screaming in pain. Tazz is yelling with intensity as well! Triple H continues to claw into the mat, trying to reach the ropes, when his hand finds the SLEDGEHAMMER! Triple H lifts it up and adjusts it his hand and strikes backwards--CONNECTING ON TAZZ'S SKULL!! More blood pours from another gash and Triple H is freed from the hold and spreads his arm with the sledgehammer to outward. Tazz is out again and bleeding profusely! Triple H is half out of it and uses the sledgehammer to lift himself up. Barely able to stand, Triple H reaches into his trunks and pulls out handcuffs! He falls near Tazz and cuffs his wrist, before dragging his body to the corner. He then handcuffs the bottom rope and drops on Tazz, grabbing his face and squeezing it! He yells at Tazz telling him he's nothing compared to him and that he'll rue the day he ever disrespected him. Triple H pulls himself up by the top rope and proceeds to endlessly stomp a mud-hole into Tazz. Stomp after stomp! Tazz wakes up again and tries his best to block Triple H's stomps, but he can't defend himself. The ref calls for the bell and tries to pull Triple H away, but The Games pushes him down and continues to stomp into Tazz.......

    Winner: Triple H via KO at 12:48

    "GLASS SHATTERS" and here comes "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! Austin jets it down the ramp like a wild man, as Triple H continues to stomp a hole into Tazz's chest! Until Austin slides into the ring, spins Triple H around and nails him with a vicious right hand! Down goes Triple H! He stands back up and gets caught with an equally vicious left hand! Down The Game goes again! Triple H is back to his feet and his twirling around in lala land... Austin watches motioning for him to turn on around. Austin yells turn around you dumb son of a bitch and when Triple H stumbles to face Austin....STUNNER!!!!!! Triple H flies into the air and onto his back for good!

    Tazz is unconscious. Triple H is on his back. And Austin celebrates on the turnbuckle.

    See you this weekend for VELOCITY and HEAT!





















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    Jesus mate
    this is brilliant

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    Jesus mate
    this is brilliant
    Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it!

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    Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it!
    I would never have the effort/skill to do this

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    I would never have the effort/skill to do this
    If you feel it in your heart to try it--just do it. We all have to start somewhere.

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    4/6/2002
    Blue Cross Arena
    Rochester, New York


    Dark Match: Big Valbowski def. Chris Nowinski
    Al Snow def. John Cena
    Rikishi def. Dave Batista
    Trish Stratus def. Ivory
    The Dudley's (c) def. Albert & Scotty 2 Hotty - Non-title




    4/7/2002
    Pepsi Arena
    Albany, New York


    Dark Match: Perry Saturn def. Randy Orton
    Dark Match: Hurricane def. Bryan Danielson
    Shawn Stasiak def. Justin Credible
    Molly Holly def. Jazz (c) : Non-title
    Bill DeMott def. Goldust
    Tommy Dreamer def. Chavo Guerrero Jr.

    *Shawn Stasiak went to another planet after his match, as he stood near the announce table talking to himself.
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    4/8/2002
    America West Arena
    Phoenix, Arizona


    *No pyro and video package. Instead we go straight to Lillian Garcia, who introduces the first of the two WWF Undisputed Championship Number One Contender's matches.*


    DDP comes out first and shows us his hype, but his eyes show he's very focused. Jericho comes out with a mic. He tells everyone he shouldn't even have to be in this match and that Ric Flair is already on the path of running RAW into the ground. He says he will do everything in his power to save the WWF from the detrimental mechanisms of WCW nostalgia.


    Match 1: Chris Jericho vs Diamond Dallas Page
    WWF Undisputed Championship #1 Contender's Match


    DDP started out strong, causing Jericho to leave the ring early. DDP went after him and was caught off-guard with Jericho playing possum. Jericho spent quite some time taking it to DDP on the outside, making sure to make sure DDP felt the steps before being tossed back into the ring. Sometime on the outside, DDP may have suffered an injury, because he favored his right shoulder as soon as he re-entered. Jericho noticed and took advantage, trying to dismantle the shoulder with stomps, holds and whipping DDP into the turnbuckle--falling down on the mat for full velocity. Jericho taunted the crowd and DDP, leaving him laying by the corner. Jericho then went on a short tirade in the ring, going at DDP, the crowd, Flair and the match. Jericho pulled DDP to the center and went to put him away quickly with BREAKDOWN, but after freeing his hurt arm and nailing Jericho with two elbows and a DIAMOND CUTTER! DDP pinned Jericho. 1-2-3!

    Winner: DDP via pinfall at 3:39


    After the match, DDP held his right hand close to him, but still hit the turnbuckle to celebrate the big win. Meanwhile Jericho remained in lala land.


    We go to the back and Chris Benoit is backstage being interviewed by Terri. She talks about the history he and Booker have from WCW and asks him how he plans to get an edge against someone who knows him so well. Benoit talks about the matches he had with Booker T in WCW and how competitive they were. But he says he's more determined and intense now than he ever was then. He says he's rabbid and no matter how talented or other advantages Booker may have in measurables--he says his heart is bar none in the WWF and that's what's going to give him the edge in tonight's main event. Benoit goes to leave but than comes back into frame. He looks into the camera and issues a warning the nWO. He tells them that they're just the same now as they were in WCW--poisonous to professional wrestling. He says what they did to Eddie was personal and they're now on his list. He says tonight, he's focused on his match with Booker T, but soon, the nWo or the Klik is going to be dealt with and helping to lead the charge. Benoit walks off.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    Back from break, Maven comes out to the ring with a mic. He tells the crowd that ever since he first won the Hardcore Championship, all he's been hearing is there's nothing hardcore about him and that he doesn't deserve to wear the belt. He says he heard similar things when he was in Tough Enough and trying to make it into the WWF. He says well he's got the same mentality for all of the doubters. He says he's standing in the ring right now to prove to anyone, ANYONE in the back who doesn't think he's hardcore enough to be the Hardcore Champion, to come out and find out just how hardcore he truly is. Maven goes to the side of the ring and grabs a kendo stick, before entering the ring. Moments go by and Maven continues to wait. The anticipation is buzzing........


    "Enforcer" hits and out comes Lesnar and Heyman to the stage. Heyman is smiling and shaking his head back at Maven. Maven looks like he's having second thoughts. As they walk down the ramp, Heyman tells Maven there's no needed to introduce the man walking beside me, as Maven had a really close encounter with Lesnar, during his debut. Heyman and Lesnar enter the ring. Maven backs up a bit. Heyman tells Maven to relax and that he just wants to have a civil conversation. He says he he and Lesnar heard everything Maven said and being that Heyman knows a little bit about hardcore... he thought it would be a perfect situation for his client--Brock Lesnar. Heyman says the reason why he and Lesnar took so long to come out is because they were in the back debating on how they wanted to make this challenge fair...but more so interesting for client. So what Brock Lesnar has decided upon, is turning his back on you and allowing you to take your best shot on him. Any shot you want to take...with your Hardcore Championship on the line. What do you say? Maven looks at Heyman and then Lesnar with less certainty. Maven then looks out into the crowd. Lesnar stares directly at Maven, with such intensity. Maven asks Heyman again, if he can have any shot at all. Lesnar quickly turns his back and flexes, his muscles and stretches his neck. Heyman responds saying any shot at all. He says it looks like his client is ready, so he'll just leave the two of them to it.


    Match 2: Maven (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
    Hardcore Championship


    Maven grips his kendo stick with two hands and winds it up. He stares at the back of Lesnar, up and down, intensely. He inches up to Lesnar who stands relaxed. Maven extends the kendo stick and slowly lays it across Lesnar's right shoulder. He then begins to lightly tap it, as if pondering his his decision. Maven then pulls the kendo stick back and steps back quickly. Maven exhales visibly and extends his arm with the kendo stick and lets it fall to the mat. Maven takes another visible exhale and slowly walks towards Lesnar. Lesnar is still standing relaxed. Maven gets close enough to Lesnar to touch him and starts motioning his arms in ways to prepare how he wants attack Lesnar. Moments later, Maven just stands behind Lesnar and shrugs his shoulders, before dropping to a knee quickly and LOW BLOW!! Lesnar folds quickly and stumbles towards the ropes, where he hangs on with one hand for balance. Meanwhile, Maven looks frantic as he's in shock of what to do next. Then Lesnar turns to Maven slowly, holding his crotch...DROPKICK! Down goes Lesnar! Heyman is beside himself and yelling for Lesnar to get up. Maven drops down and makes the cover. 1-2-NOOOOO! Lesnar kicks out! A huge sign of relief falls on Heyman's face. Meanwhile, Maven has the biggest look of shock on his. Maven then establishes some initiative, as if his life depended on it and starts stomping boots onto Lesnar. Lesnar has rolled over onto his back and holding his crotch. Maven, almost without thinking, heads to the corner and quickly climbs to the top rope.


    Maven takes off with a FLYING ELBOW!......MISSSSSS! Lesnar just moves out of the way. Meanwhile, Maven has wiped out and holding his elbow, while laying on the mat. Heyman yells at Lesnar to get up and finish it. Lesnar wills himself up, his face red with rage and picks Maven up like nothing. Lesnar puts Maven's legs over his back....POWERBOMB!.....He picks him back up.....POWERBOMB!.....Heyman yells again! Lesnar picks him back up, spins and splatters Maven's body to the ring. POWERBOMB!!! Lesnar makes the cover. 1-2-3.


    Winner: AND NEW WWF Hardcore Champion, Brock Lesnar via pinfall at 6:42


    Backstage, Kidman is in this locker room taping his hands, when Storm and Show appear. Storm asks Kidman if he heard Hogan won't be there tonight because of his injury. He says he heard it was pretty bad and that it not only could've been career threatening, but life threatening. Show says yeah, they got rid of Hogan last week, so the only thing left to do this week is get rid of Hogan's little pet. Kidman stood up pissed and told them they crossed the line last week and made things more than just business. Kidman says even though he's not Hogan's biggest fan, he still didn't enjoy watching the replay of what they did to him last week. Kidman asks them if they're so afraid of a 50 years old man, that they had to put him out out of commission, just to feel secure around there. Show takes a step to Kidman, but Storm intervenes and stops him. Storm tells Kidman there's no place for Hogan backers around here and asks him if he feels secure enough without Hogan watching his back, to go 1-on-1 with Big Show. Kidman looks up at Show for a moment and then decks Storm! Show leans over to help Storm and Kidman catches him with a dropkick to the face! Kidman leaves both men down and tells Show he'll see him in the ring, as he walks off.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back and Kidman is waiting in the ring with his theme still playing, he looks ready to fight. Big Show's theme hits and he comes down the ramp taking huge strides. He's frothing at the mouth, as Storm beings up the rear.

    Match 3: Billy Kidman vs. Big Show w/Lance Storm


    Kidman tried to use an evasive approach to start things off against Big Show and it worked for the most part. Quick strikes to the lower body, diving between the legs and attacking Show's blind-spot put Kidman in the driver seat early. Kidman goaded Show to the corner, by playing possum, where Show attempted a failed corner slingshot splash. Kidman got out the way in time and brought an off-guard Show down with SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG! Kidman makes the cover, but only gets 2. It had been mostly Kidman until the middle of the match, that found Show outside, after being dropkicked over the ropes by Kidman. Show's rally started after giving Kidman a stiff back kick, as he was attempting a plancha over the ropes. Show made sure Kidman tasted some steel, as he dropped him, face first onto the steps. The ref began his count and at 7, Kidman was on the apron about to re-enter, Storm grabbed him and tossed him into the barricade, prompting the ref to quickly toss Storm from ringside. Show and Storm dissented, before Storm headed up the ramp. Moving to the end, Kidman rallied with some gutsy offense, finally taking Show down with a DIVING CROSSBODY from the top rope! He then followed up with a KID KRUSHER, planting Show face first. Kidman made the cover. 1-2-? The referee was pulled out from the ring, by Lance Storm! Who entered and started raining downs the boots on Kidman! Storm picked Kidman up and dropped him on his head with a BRAINBUSTER! Several moments later, Show was back to his feet and was crushing the chest of Kidman with his boot...when MIKE AWESOME?! ran down to the ring! Awesome grabbed Storm and swing him over the ropes. Show swung and missed Awesome, before getting tossed over the ropes as well. Awesome smiled at a regrouping Show and Storm on the ramp and put 1 finger up... Awesome then went to help Kidman up to his feet, before quickly lifting him to his shoulders and dropping him with an AWESOME BOMB!


    Afterwards, Awesome met up with Show and Storm on the ramp and gave them high-fives, as they backed up the ramp.


    Winner: Billy Kidman via disqualification at 4:12


    Backstage, we see Lesnar and Heyman walking through the back. Lesnar has the Hardcore Championship over his shoulders, as they pass by backstage crew and several wrestlers, but none of them take advantage of the 24/7 rule. Lesnar and Heyman just stare them down, smirking. They stop walking, when Lesnar has his gaze set somewhere. We see that it's Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer says Brock Lesnar in an obvious tone. Heyman reciprocates in a similar but more colorful tone. He says it appears Dreamer knows all about his client, Brock Lesnar, which means he should also know starring at him in the manner that he's doing is grounds for a very bad day for him. Heyman tells Dreamer that since they go back, he'll let it slide this one time. Dreamer tells Heyman that yes they do go back, back to a place where he became known as The Innovator of Violence. He looks at Lesnar's Hardcore Championship and suggests they find out who's the most hardcore to walk away with it right now. Heyman quickly interjects and tells Dreamer although there's a 24/7 rule on the title, his client is done for the night. But if Dreamer were to oblige them and wait until next Monday, they'll give him a Hardcore Championship match... and it will be....EX-TREEEEEMELY HARD-CORE! Heyman smirks and walks off, with Lesnar lagging a bit to stare into Dreamer's eyes, before smirking and walking off too. Dreamer subtly nods as he watches them.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back and we hear chatter approaching Terri--it's Awesome, Show and Storm. Terri cuts in front of them, as they're passing and asks for a word. She reminds Awesome that earlier tonight, he gave a semblance of helping Kidman against the men he now stood with, only to turn around and attack him right afterwards. She asks for the meaning of it. Awesome looks at Terri intently and says "I wasn't...even...drafted..." He stands there silently and when Terri lifts the mic back to her mouth, Awesome yanks it from her and says did you hear what he just said to her. He repeats, "I wasn't...even...DRAFTED!" He says yet this relic Hulk Hogan is still around here, trying to take the spotlight from the younger guys and everyone is just OK with that? He says well the three of them (pointing between him, Show and Storm) are not. And people who side with Hogan are also standing in our way and that's why Kidman got what he got earlier tonight. He leans down, right into Terri's face and asks her if she stands with Hogan. Terri looks really intimidated and cowers down. Moments go by and the three men burst out into laughter and walk off. Terri looks really shaken.


    Back in the arena, Molly Holly's music is playing as she's walking down the ramp, when WWF Woman's Champion, Jazz, runs behind her and clubs her in the back! Molly goes down hard and rolls down the ramp. Jazz yells at Molly asking her who did she think she was, thinking she could step to her. She yells at Molly that she's the Woman's Champion, before kicking her further to the ring. Jazz then tosses her in the ring and ogles at her, as she slowly entered the ring.


    Match 4: Molly Holly vs. Jazz (c)
    Non-title Match


    She dropped more boots all over Molly's body, continuing to yell at her like she's The REAL Carrie. She lifts Molly by the hair and smacks her, yelling her displeasure after each slap. However before the fourth slap, Molly blocked Jazz's arm and came back with a HARD RIGHT HAND.. knocking Jazz back. Molly hesitated and then gave her another hard right, knocking Jazz back again.. but she remained on her feet. Molly then answered with a fury of rights hands, before getting clobbered by a HUGE LARIAT from Jazz! Jazz put her hand to her lips to check for blood and stomped hard on Molly's head! She then jerked Molly up and put her in the BITCH CLAMP! She took her to the middle of the ring and turned in circles and Molly yelled. Jazz threw Molly down to the mat seconds later and locked in the STF! Molly tapped in seconds.


    Winner: Jazz via submission at 2:29


    After the match. Jazz refused to break the hold and several refs had to come out to get her off Molly. Jazz knocked two refs over, before back away. She stood in the opposite side of the ring, holding up her title and yelled she's the baddest bitch in the WWF.


    Backstage, Flair is just leaving his office when he's approached by Eddie Guerrero, who has his arm in a sling. Eddie is riled up and reminds Flair of what the nWo did to him last week and referred to them as a pack of wild dogs. He exclaims he doesn't matter who it is, he wants one of them 1-on-1 tonight. Flair tries to calm Eddie down and assures him he knows all about the situation, but tells Eddie he's in no condition to wrestle tonight. He says after Eddie's arm is good to go, he'll schedule a match with any nWo member he wants. He asks Eddie to excuse him because he's going to meet Sting in the ring right now. Flair walks off and Eddie looks tense.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back and Flair is already in the ring. Flair says Raw has been a bit turbulent at the start of it's new horizon, but he's sure the wrinkles will be smoothed out. He says his confidence in things operating with law and order around here is not only due to himself, but a man he's had many run-ins with in his wrestling career. A man that's always stood up and challenged the injustices and less than moral facets around him... ladies and gentleman, please help me welcome a man named..STING!


    Flair points up at the entrance and moments go by. A few moments later, the arena goes black and a bright white spotlight shines on the crowd and moves all around until it stops on Sting, whose high up in the rafters. Sting slowly makes his way down the steps and crosses the barricade, before entering the ring. He slowly approaches Flair, and the spotlight is off and it's very dim in the arena. Flair tells Sting, he knows Sting is not a huge talker, but he had to get him to come out there tonight and thank him in front of the entire world and show his appreciation for The Icon, coming over to Monday Night Raw! Whooooo! Flair says he knows Sting's been watching from shadows and seeing how things have been going around there lately, specifically with the nWo and Triple H. Flair says he's trying to give the WCW guys a chance to make it in the WWF and have the WCW live on through Raw, but not everyone wants to play ball. He says some even spit on the legacy of WCW. Flair gets riled up and says whether the good or the bad, WCW is in his blood and he'll always cherish her. Flair says and speaking of the bad of WCW, we saw the rise of the nWo and mayhem it caused there and he knows her for one, doesn't want to see that kind of villainy rise up again there on Raw. And he tells Sting that he knows, as the biggest thorn in the nWo's side, he doesn't want to see it either. Flair tells Sting that he made a lack of judgement and now with the combination of some unforeseen events, he's decided the nWo must be dealt with immediately. He asks Sting if him and his bat will lead the charge in ridding professional wrestling of the nWo for good.


    Moments go by and Flair just stares at Sting and vice versa. Flair looks on with desperation, as he waits for Sting's first word. Sting slowly leans forward to Flair and shakes his head no. Flair looks like his first girlfriend just dumped him. Flair stumbles over his asking Sting what does he mean. Sting replies the answer is no, he says in a low and empty manner. Sting says WCW's or Raw's biggest problem isn't the nWo....no...not at all...the biggest problem in WCW was the fairly tale, that portrayed the foil the stood against the nWo...STING! Flair looks confused. Sting says that hero WCW propped me up to be... the immense responsibility it weighed on my shoulders... rendering this black and white story of good versus evil. Sting says for the sake of the very essences of everyone watching, he was able to defeat the nWo... but the illusion that was perpetrated within the souls of everyone watching was such a travesty. Relating to the world that wrongs of their lives will be fixed with the heroism of a savior, fighting for them is quite...selfish really. Sting says where was his savior when his father would drink himself into an angry oblivion, only to liberate the depths of his anger, by beating him with no prejudice, as his son. Sting says he never believed in hope, life didn't give him the privilege. He says it was the drug addicts, whores and gang members who gave him restitution instead. He says restitution that gave him the incessant desire to destroy hope. Sting then reveals he's wearing a mask by pulling it off. Flair's jumps back. Flair yells for the lights to be back on and tells Sting he's not Sting, before "Sting" kicks him in the gut. Flair keels over and the lights come back on. It's RAVEN!! Raven grabs Flair and drops him cold with RAVEN EFFECT!


    Raven grabs the mask off the ground and stares at it with his head down and cocked to the side, before putting it on the laid out Flair. Raven looks down at Flair and puts the mic back up to his mouth and says quote the Raven....nevermore

    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back to D'Lo Brown heading down the ramp, looking more spry than last week. Moments later Regal and Mr. Perfect come out to the stage. Regal lifts his mic and says everyone is about to witness a prime example of what's wrong with America. He says he's been forced into a match, where his opponent has been handed out an unearned opportunity to compete for his European Championship. He says which he and his faithful pal Mr. Perfect, have voiced their concerns about, to the WWF headquarters. They enter the ring. Regal says Flair is unfit to manage Raw and motions to have him removed as general manager are already underway. He says and as for tonight, well, he's feeling a bit jet-lagged from traveling from Samford to Phoenix and is taking the night off, but his dear friend Mr. Perfect will be filling in for him. Regal leaves the ring. D'Lo shakes his head.


    Match 5: D'Lo Brown vs. Mr. Perfect w/William Regal


    The match begins with Mr. Perfect twisting the arms of D'Lo and pushing him up against the ropes, before yanking down his arm. The ref got in-between to push Perfect away, but as soon as he moved, Perfect inflicted a barrage of kicks to the middle section of D'Lo until D'Lo was squatted on the floor. Regal looked on in approval. Perfect used the ropes for leverage as he pressed his knee into D'Lo's face, prompting the ref to break it up again. This time Perfect backed away to allow D'Lo up. Perfect approached D'Lo, who was trying to get his bearings near the ropes, and gave him several forearm clubs to the back, before pulling him off the ropes and dropping him with a snapmare, followed by a rolling neck snap! Perfect dusted his hands, smiling to the crowd before making the cover. 1-shoulder up! Now to the middle of the match, D'Lo made a rally and dropped Perfect with REAL DEAL, but only got a 2-count pin. D'Lo kept his momentum going, after jumping over a missed spear by Perfect and dropping him with a DROPKICK to the face. Perfect fell on his back and D'Lo went to the corner. As D'Lo went up, Regal climbed the apron and began distracting the ref. The ref comes over and Regal ends up grabbing him by the collar, long enough to toss his brass knuckles near Perfect. D'Lo gets down and picks them up, before taking them over to the ref, but before he can get there Perfect rolls him up in a small package. 1-2-KICKOUT! D'Lo drops the brass, but the ref still doesn't know they're there. Perfect executes a hip toss on D'Lo and puts him in the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK near the brass. D'Lo makes it to the ropes, but Perfect has the brass. Now at the end of the match, it's been all Perfect until D'Lo counters an atomic drop with CUTTER! D'Lo heads back to the corner and climbs up top. Regal hops on the apron again trying to distract the ref and D'Lo taunts him with his theatrics, before taking off with for the LO DOWN! But D'Lo goes bouncing off the mat and onto his back! Perfect stuffs the brass and the ref turns to see him covering D'Lo. 1-2-3!

    Winner: Mr. Perfect via pinfall at 4:01


    After the match, Mr. Perfect quickly joined Regal on the outside and Regal held Perfect's arm up in victory, as they laughed and backed up the ramp. D'Lo was out cold.


    Backstage, we see a split-screen of Booker T and Chris Benoit heading to the arena.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back to Lillian Garcia introducing the second of the two WWF Undisputed Championship Number One Contender's matches.


    Booker T comes out first, looking really focused as he makes his way to the ring. Benoit comes out looking very intense, as he looks straight ahead, his entire way to the ring.


    Main Event: Booker T vs. Chris Benoit
    WWF Undisputed Championship #1 Contender's Match


    As soon as the bell rang, it seemed these two were locked up in the middle of the ring. Benoit began his assault with a series of backhand chops and topped it off with an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Booker rolls outside the ring and walks around to collect himself. Booker hops back onto the apron and Benoit closes in on him quick, however Booker pulled Benoit's neck down on the rope, using all of his weight. Benoit bounced onto his back, holding his neck, while Booker slid back into the ring. Booker stomped on Benoit with delayed, hard kicks, before hitting the ropes and coming down on Benoit's dome with a RUNNING KNEE DROP with theatrics! Booker hooked the legs quick, but got short of the 2 fall. Midway through the match, Benoit has held a slight advantage, issuing out a pendulum backbreaker, cross armbreaker and german suplex, and getting 2 nearfalls. Now Benoit has Booker down his back and he wills himself to the corner, panting and sweating heavily as he climbs the turnbuckle. Benoit launches with the DIVING HEADBUTT, but no ones home! Benoit jounces off the mat, holding his head and abdomen. Benoit is really shaken up. Meanwhile, Booker slowly gets back to his feet and lifts Benoit up. Benoit leans over dazed in the ring, as Booker catches a second wind, ricochets off the ropes and comes back with a SCISSORS KICK to the back of Benoit's head! NOOO! Benoit counters with a DRAGON SCREW! Booker goes down and Benoit applies THE SHARPSHOOTER!! Booker writhes in pain as shakes his head and reaches for the ropes. Benoit screams with intensity, showing his gap, as he applies the pressure! Booker starts to slow swim, dragging himself towards the ropes. With each pull, he drops his head to muster more strength! Booker finally reaches the ropes, but it's all for naught as Benoit stands up and drags him back to the center of the ring! Booker shakes his head rapidly and raises his arms up. The ref looks on intently...


    "ROCKHOUSE"!!!! Here comes the nWo strolling down the ramp. Benoit is facing the ramp and sees them coming and really starts to apply the pressure to hurry Booker to tap! Booker hands begin to lower, but nWo is already at the ring. Benoit the hold and flies at Hall with an elbow, knocking him down off the apron! He gives Nash a HARD SLAP knocking him back down as well! He then pulls X-Pac over the ropes and has him by the hair, before lifting him up and bouncing him off the ropes for a SNAP SUPLEX! Benoit stands back up and turns around into BOOK END! Booker T hooks the leg high. 1-2-3!


    Winner: Booker T via pinfall at 8:25


    Post match, after Booker has his arm raised, he turns to leave and sees Hall and Nash climbing onto the apron. He stops in his tracks and his theme stops. Booker stares across at the former Outsiders, as they take a step forward, looking back at him. Moments later, X-Pac gets back to his feet and is behind Booker. Nash and Hall point to Benoit, signaling that's who they came for. Booker looks down at Benoit for a moment, backing away and runs into X-Pac. He quickly turns and X-Pac raises his hands and gets out of Booker's way. Booker backs out of the ring and watches nWo and he heads towards the ramp. nWo watch Booker for a few moments, before turning their attention to Benoit. They start putting the boots to Benoit! Nash tells Hall and X-Pac to stand behind up as he backs away. He tells them to send him over and they shove him forward into a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE from Nash! Booker has stomped on the ramp and is watching. Nash and Hall lift Benoit up and drags him to the corner, looking back at Booker. Hall and Nash do the nWo iconic finger pointing at X-Pac, whose at the opposite corner. X-Pac bucks like a horse, before taking off across the ring and riding Benoit with the BRONCO BUSTER! Booker's expression shows contemplation as he watches. Moments later, Booker is passed by Eddie Guerrero, who looks more beat up than he did earlier in the night, as he races down the ramp. Eddie slides in the ring and instantly catches boots from Hall and Nash! They concentrate on the hurt arm, as Eddie tries to protect it. They look back at Booker, whose come a bit closer, his face showing inner conflict. Hall rips the sling from Eddie's arm, before lifting him onto his back and facing Booker. Booker finally decides to react and waves them off and starts heading up the ramp. Booker shakes his head as he goes. Nash smirks and nods at Booker, before he and X-Pac point the fingers Hall. Hall then drops Eddie with RAZORS EDGE!


    The nWo meet up in the center of the ring and connect up top with the "Too sweet" Wolfpack salute. Eddie is out on his back and Benoit in slumped down in the corner.


    See you this Thursday on Smackdown!
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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt



    April 11, 2002
    Tucson Convention Center
    Tucson, Arizona


    **We get pyro, the opening video and Cole and King welcoming us to Smackdown**


    "GLASS SHATTERS" and out comes The Rattlesnake to the ring! He looks serious and walking with a purpose. Austin enters the ring and gets a mic. He says he's got a lot to get off his chest, so bear with him. He says, everyone knows about the nWo coming into town and trying to run things and how ole' Stone Cold set one of 'em straight at Wrestlemania--when he kicked Scott Hall's ass. He says now, Triple H is Undisputed WWF Champion and he's putting... the Kliq back together to raise even more hell around here. He says and on top of that, he's got that...yellow belly, Vince McMahon, by the balls so tight, he's damn near nurtured em'! He says him and Triple H have a lot of history. He says he damn near had him killed a few years back, but he survived that. He says but now Triple H wants to take over the WWF and in doing so.. become his boss? He says oh hell naw, that ain't bout to happin'! He says he can give a damn about what happened to Tazz last week, because he's a grown man and that ass whoopin' he took was all his. He says but the stunner he gave him was from all the WWF fans that had to put up with his bull-crap for the last several weeks. He says he said all that to say this, if Triple H.. The nWo.. The Kliq.. The President of the United States.. The Pope.. Ghandi.. Mother Teresa.. or any other sum bitch think they're about take over the WWF and turn it into some dictatorship...aaannt aannnt! They gotta another thing comin' cause ole' Stone Cold ain't about to be nobodies bitch! He says and that's the bottomline cause--


    "My Time" hits and out comes the Undisputed WWF Champion, Triple H, in jeans and a t-shirt. He stands on stage with a mic. He says the days when Stone Cole Steve Austin was the top guy in the WWF are over. He says "The Game" has changed and Austin is just another player now. He says that ring Austin is standing in is his. He says the back--he decides. He says if it was yesteryear, he'd march down to the ring and beat Austin within an inch of his life, but this time he wouldn't recover from it. He says but he's more sophisticated than that now, more cerebral. He says last week, Tazz was an exception, because he was someone nowhere near his level and had to be made an example of. He says but as far as the present goes, he doesn't have to lift a finger to end Austin, he can simply speak it into existence. He tells Austin he not only needs to get used to him running the WWF, he needs to get used to him never giving up the Undisputed WWF Championship--ever!


    Austin says those are some mighty big words from a guy standing all the way up there. He says why don't Triple H bring his high and mighty ass down to the ring and not only will he stomp the pompous out his ass, but he'll stomp the title off the bitch and leave Smackdown the new Undisputed WWF Champion! Triple H tells Austin they both know if he were to come down and enter that ring, Austin would be put back on the shelf--AGAIN--another full year! Triple H says Austin doesn't deserve a shot at the Undisputed WWF Championship, but he knows the fans want to see him get one. He says and he could give a damn about the fans, but he does care about the look on their faces when Austin doesn't win the title. He says he wants to know what it feels like to, at that point, not only own the WWF, but own all of the fans as well. He says he'll give Austin a title shot, but he's going to have to earn it and it won't be through him. He says instead it will be against another fan favorite. A man I'll get double the pleasure of crushing the spirits of the fans over...Jeff Hardy!


    Austin says he doesn't give a damn who he has to go through tonight, after he's done openin' a can of whoop ass on Jeff Hardy--he's comin' straight for Triple H and that's the bottom damn line cause Stone Cold said so!


    Austin music hits and Triple H snarls and stares him down, while Austin mouths and stares back at him near the ropes.

    * COMMERCIAL *


    Back from break, we see Matty Impact pacing back and forth in frustration. He says he cannot believe that Jeff Hardy gets a chance to compete for the WWF Undisputed Championship tonight. He says especially the week after he took Undertaker to the wire and instilled the fear of "M-Pact" in him. The focus zooms out and we see it's Lita and she doesn't look to excited. Matty says Jeff didn't even have a match last week and now he's getting this kind of opportunity. He says Jeff is totally undeserving and all of his "EXTREME" is nothing in comparison to what he has and that's "IMPACT" and that's exactly what he's going to do tonight and show the world, who the better brother is. Matty walks off and Lita just rolls her eyes and lets off steam.


    Match 1: Jazz (c) vs. Ivory
    Non-title


    Jazz is the aggressor earlier on, clobbering Ivory over the shoulders with hard closed fists, before dropping her with a front body slam. She dominated throughout, despite Ivory's short burst comeback that was capped off with a gutwrench suplex, only getting 2. The Woman's Champ showed real rage after giving Ivory a back body drop over the ropes, that sent her crashing to the floor. And she followed it up with a DDT to the concrete! Ivory was out cold even before Jazz applied the STF. Jazz had to have 3 refs come pull her off Ivory.

    Winner: Jazz via knockout at 2:13


    After the match, The REAL Carrie came out (still no theme) and maniacally watched Jazz from the opposite side of the ring. Jazz attitude chaged quickly and she stood still in her tracks when she noticed The REAL Carrie. Jazz back tracked a few steps and then ran back towards the refs, getting chased by The REAL Carrie. Jazz hid behind the refs and dodged The REAL Carrie, before shoving a ref into TRC and running away to jump the barricade, where she made a fast exit through the crowd. TRC just sat on her butt with a patient, yet demented smile, as she looked up in the corner of her eyes.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    Match 2: Scotty 2 Hotty w/Albert vs. Spike Dudley


    Tajiri came down for commentary at the start of this one. Spike Dudley continued his momentum from last week, taking it to Scotty early on, where he hit the Dudley Dog in the first minute, but Albert saved Scotty, by pulling him from the ring. Albert tried shielding the fallen Scotty from Spike, but the latter crawled underneath Albert's legs and bit him in the butt! Midway through, Scotty was able to kick it in gear, nailing his TWO-HANDED BULLDOG after Spike missed him in the corner with a battering ram. Scotty then revved up THE WORM and has able to bring it down, when Spike lifted two feet and caught Scottie on the chin! Spike lifts the rattled Scottie and drops him with a PILEDRIVER! 1-2-3!


    Winner: Spike Dudley via pinfall at 3:04


    After the match, Spike caught a face full of green mist, as Tajiri snuck up on him in the ring and gave him a BUZZSAW KICK for extra measure! Tajiri raised his Cruiserweight Championship and pointed to it, while saying something in Japanese towards Spike. It ended with Tajiri crouching and rolling his head around, with a sinister grin on his face.


    We go to the back and see Test approach RVD in the locker room. Test tells RVD he wanted to explain his behavior this last few weeks. He says he sees how Vince McMahon has been trying to screw him lately and if there's anyone who knows about the McMahon family screwing them over--it's him. He says he respects what RVD does in the ring and believes he truly is one of a kind. He says he's got RVD's back and extends his hand. RVD looks down at Test's hand and shakes it. RVD says he 's thankful for Test's helping hand the last few weeks and hears everything Test is saying, but that if there's one thing he's learned about the business--it's to trust no one. He says he's not saying Test has a hidden agenda, but his history of not being such a good guy would suggest the likelihood. He tells Test that before he finds himself in a situation where he gets stabbed in the back, he rather just thank Test for the help so far and go separate ways. Test says OK...OK, as he nods his head. Sure thing dude. Test backs away and RVD stares with a satisfied (for lack of a better term) look on his face.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    Back in the arena, Kurt Angle's theme hits and out he comes down the ramp with a mic. He's got some serious pep in his step and a "please punch my face" grin on him. He says last week, he had a very serious business meeting with Mr. McMahon, who gave him the very important responsibility of fixing this company. He says oh it's true! He says what led to this decision, is Mr. McMahon and his mutual hatred for Hulk Hogan. He says oh yeah, Hulk Hogan is the central reason why this business has grown ego-maniacs that think they're bigger than the sport. He says people that think they can just come out to the ring and speak to the fans anyway they'd like. He says guys who try to take the WWF hostage and jump the fence to other pastures, when it suits them. He says unlike Hulk Hogan and others like him, that he won't name at the moment--he's nothing like them. He says no siree Bob! He says he's a man of the three most important "I's" around. He says intensity!, as he raises a finger. Integrity!, as he raises another. And intelligence!, as he has three fingers raised. He says oh it's true and that's the reason why as of ring now, he's the gatekeeper of the WWF and he's going to make sure no more Hogan's rise to power in this company. He says if there's anyone in the back that thinks otherwise, they can come down to the ring right now and partake in the "Angle Exam." He says the "Angle Exam." serves two purposes... to determine which of the hungry trying to make it in this company can pass go and to ensure punks with no intensity, integrity or intelligence ever gain any traction in bringing on another "Hulkamania!"


    Angle says so who in the back has the balls it takes to come out there and become the first testee in the inaugural "Angle Exam?" Angle stares at the stage waiting. He says c'mon he doesn't have time for slackers and right now, whoever comes out is already making a bad impression for being late. Angle paces moments later and says well I guess the good news is, his speech deterred any potential bad apples from even showing their faces. Angle laughs and says his work there is done and has one leg out of the ring when one man emerges from the back.. and then another.. followed by one more. All three men line up along the stage. One in blue trunks, another in black and the last in red. The three men make their way down the ramp, shoulder to shoulder. Angle stops in his tracks and stares at them before getting back in the ring. He says well isn't this a surprise, three guys come out for the very first "Angle Exam." He goes and grabs an extra mic. He says look dudes, because you decided not to show initiative early on and made me wait, there's no way I can give all three of you the "Angle Exam", so why don't you introduce yourselves at least and decide which one of you will get to take the exam today..go ahead, Angle extends his mic.


    The three men look at each other smirking and then look at Kurt Angle. They all step up to Angle, who looks them all over. A man grabs the mic and says his name is Dave Batista, in a confident demeanor and passes the mic to the right. The second man says his name is Randy Orton, in an arrogant manner, before passing the mic. And the last guy says his name is John-Cena in an intense fashion. He says but Angle can call them "C.B.O", which stands for "Carefully Built Operation." He tosses the mic back to Dave Batista. Dave says they didn't come out there to take any type of exam, they're out there to show Angle they're not checking in at any gates--they're running through it! Angle starts wagging his head and stepping up to the trio. Angle says oh is that right? He says see this is exactly what he was talking about. Some punks, who he's never heard of or seen before, just waltzing out there and barking like they're hot stuff. He says well news flash guys, there is a checkpoint in the WWF and you're looking at him! Oh it's true! It's damn true! Angle smirks and then looks at Randy Orton, who is beaming at him. Angle says walks into Orton's face and says is there a problem here? He says is there any reason why you haven't taken that glare off me ever since you entered this ring pal?! He asks Orton does he have something personal he wants to say to him. A smirk remains on Orton's face as he and Angle stare-off, nearly nose to nose. Batista and Cena close in on Angle's sides and moments later, Angle slowly turns to Batista and then to Cena and then back to Orton.


    He starts mouthing something off-mic and smiling and nodding, before striking at Cena first. All three men then start attacking Angle, but the veteran held his own for a several moments until Batista leveled him with a huge LARIAT! This got him and Cena ramped up, as Orton stared down at him coldly. Cena picked Angle up and held him in the air for several moments, walking around displaying his strength before dropping him with a ring rocking DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX! Batista and Cena were all hyped, as Orton continues to stare down at Angle. His counterparts egged him on, standing close to the side of him and pointing down at Angle. Orton now had an insane look in his eyes, as he showed his clenched teeth. Orton then picked Angle up like a hungry dog who was just tossed meat and drags him near the ropes. Orton props Angle's legs up on the ropes and tilts his head back with his eyes closed. He takes several deep breaths, while Batista and Cena yells for him to do it! Moments later... ELEVATED DDT! Angle's out flat on his belly and C.B.O all stand above Angle, giving him a baleful glare.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We come back and the WWF Tag Team champs, The Dudley's, are in the back walking and talking when they reach the abandoned APA hang-out. Bubba tells D-Von they should check the place out. They walk in and D-Von hits a light-switch. They start turning the furniture back over and dusting off a bit before sitting down at the table. Bubba says it's a shame what happened to this place.. a place like this has so much potential. D-Von says yeah imagine if The Dudley Boyz ran this joint.. Bubba says D-Von you're a freakin' genius! He says why don't we fix this place up and give it our own touch... we could call it The Dudley House! He says instead of drinkin' beer and playing cards, we'll drink beer and host backyard wrestling matches--all tables matches! He says and those who want a shot at our tag titles will have to step through our door and fight in our backyard tables matches to earn the right to face us... oh and there'll be a nice little admissions fee at the door too. They both laugh about it. D-Von says oh my brotha'...


    Back in the arena, Matty Impact comes out to the ring, looking pissed. He grabs snatches a mic from Chimel and enters the ring. Matty says tonight, the cream of the Hardy brother's rises to the top, when he makes an impact!...no... he says when he makes THE IMPACT of the night, after he defeats Undertaker. He says last week, every all saw how close he was to beating Undertaker and Taker knows this too. He says he's sure Taker had nightmares all week, just thinking about how he's been exposed. Matty says exposed for being what he's truly always been and that's a dog with a huge bite, but little teeth. He says what he means by that is, Taker's made a name for himself by being the deadman, by putting fear into the hearts of his opponents and even inflicting the most inhumane methods of punishment to his adversaries. He says but that's all his bite. He says his teeth however are very small. He says he noticed last week hen he took Taker to the wire and showed no fear in his heart, unlike his foes of the past who showed fear. He sas even the toughest of them all showed fear eventually and that's when Taker had complete mind control over them. Matty says but he's different. He says last week, he showed absolutely no fear of Taker and when Taker saw that facing back at him for the first time in his WWF career, he almost broke. He says Taker almost shattered in on himself, but was able to hold it together and just get by himself. Matty says but the mirror is cracked and tonight, he'll finish the job and make the biggest IMPACT of the night..of the decade, by making Taker tap out like a bitch.


    Taker theme erupts and we hear his chopper. He comes down to the ring with a smirking and shaking his head, as he comes down to the ring. Taker parks it near the ramp and enters the ring. He grabs a mic. Taker shakes his head and just points to Matty. He then drops his hand and takes a step back. Taker drops his head and rub his nose. He then looks up sternly and points at Matty telling him he's talked so much that's he's actually convinced himself that all the garbage he's spoken in actually reality. He says it's true, he has instilled fear like none other into his opponents over the years and has done some rather heinous acts to their very souls. He says but not one time and he reiterates not one time has anyone ever looked him in the eyes and not been afraid. He says at some point in all of his matches, he's taken his opponents to place where it's just he, them and fear itself. He says and during those times, he's never had the scales of fear go against his favor and it sure didn't happen last week. He says as far as Matty making him tap out goes, that ain't never going to happen. Taker says however he's all for Matty making an impact--if he can--and if Matty can beat him tonight in a pinfall match, he'll give him his submission match or any match he wants at Insurrextion. Matty tells Taker he's on.


    Match 3: Undertaker vs. Matty Impact w/Lita


    Taker turns and walks towards his corner to lay his mic down, when Matty runs up on him and rolls him up. 1-2-Taker kicks out at 3, but it's too late! The referee calls for bell.


    Winner: Matty Impact via pinfall at 0:07


    After the match, Matty rolls out of the ring and falls on his butt in excitement and he scurries up the ramp to create separation from him and Taker, leaving Lita behind. Taker can't believe it and his in the refs face. Taker swipes the air and then looks back at Matt, who's grinning now. Taker snarls and then kicks the bottom rope, as he turns with his hands on his waist. Taker walks off and turns again to Matty who is sitting at the top of the ramp laughing, while Lita stands beside him with a disinterested look.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    We go to the back and Coach is with Jeff Hardy. Coach asks Jeff about his huge opportunity tonight and if the recent behavior of his brother Matt or Matty Impact now, will have any effect on his match tonight. Jeff tells Coach that he and his brother have been in this game for a long time and now, the both of us are beginning to see some success--not only as a team, but now as singles wrestlers. He says he doesn't feel the same way Matt, or whatever he's calling himself these days, feels about him, but that's not something he's even concerned with tonight. He says tonight, he has the biggest opportunity in the biggest match of his life. A chance to compete for the Undisputed WWF Championship, against Stone Cold Steve Austin. He says and Coach, Jeff Hardy is definitely going to seize the moment tonight and make an impact! But not just any impact--It's going to be EXTREME! Jeff walks off. Coach wishes him good luck.


    Back in the arena, Bradshaw comes out with a mic. He says he's tired of being in the middle of the two long-haired geek parade. He says he's got just as beef with both Edge and Christian now and tonight, he's ready to throw some meat on the grill. He says Edge and Christian were an overrated tag team and their awfulness was overshadowed by their ridiculous antics! He calls out Edge and says he'll start with Harry Dunne first.


    Edge's theme hits and he comes out with a mic. He tells Bradshaw nice "Dumb and Dumber" reference, as he walks to the ring. He says his days apart of E&C may be over, but certainly not overrated, as he won the tag titles seven times! He says more than twice as many as he did. Edge slides in the ring. Edge says but this isn't about that... this is about moving on to the next step in his career. He says and it appears Bradshaw has the same goal. Edge gets in Bradshaw's face and tells him quite frankly, he's just in the way, before nailing him with a hard right fist, knocking him to the mat!


    Match 4: Bradshaw vs. Edge


    Edge continued to take it to Bradshaw, squatting on top of him to pummel his face. Edge sent Bradshaw to the ropes for a flapjack, but only got a two count from it. Edge remained focused and stayed on the attack, but lost momentum, when Bradshaw hung on the ropes and Edge's dropkick hit nothing but air! Bradshaw used raw power to wear Edge down. He used an abdominal stretch to slow Edge down. Edge fought out of it though, using the crowds energy, but his momentum was thwarted again when Bradshaw caught him with a BIG BOOT! Midway through, Edge and Bradshaw find themselves on the outside, after executes an ELECTRIC CHAIR in a FACEBUSTER on the ropes! Where Bradshaw got caught up and when Edge flipped him over, Bradshaw grabbed Edge and pulled him with him. Bradshaw got the advantage first on the outside and sent Edge CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Bradshaw went to retrieve a chair and came in swinging down on Edge, who rolled out of the way and met Bradshaw with a SPEAR!! After getting Bradshaw back in the ring, Edge sets Bradshaw up for the Edgecution, when he sees Christian on the apron. Edge hold Bradshaw in place, until Christian begins to enter the ring. Edge then drops Bradshaw and lunges at Christian who quickly drops down off the ring. Edge and Christian have words for a few moment and Edge turns around into a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Bradshaw makes the cover. 1-2-3!


    Winner: Bradshaw via pinfall at 4:40


    After the match, Christian slid in the ring with a chair and started beating Bradshaw with it. Shot after shot until Bradshaw wasn't moving. Christian had a callous look on his face as he slowly turned to Edge. Christian kicked Edge over onto his back and Edge quickly came to, to see Christian with the chair raised in the air. Edge extended his arms, begging Christian not to hit him, but Christian just nodded his head yes and started to beat Edge down as well. Refs rushed the ring, before Christian could assault Edge like he did Bradshaw and steered Christian from the ring. Christian threw the bad bent chair to the floor and walked towards the ramp. The refs called for trainers to come down as Christian yelled to the crowd it's not his fault and that Edge and Bradshaw brought it on themselves. His hair looked wild and face had a one-sided smirk, as he backed up the ramp.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    RVD is in his locker-room, when Vince enters. RVD raises from stretching and as soon as he sees Vince he says he'll guess what Vince has for him this week.. a 3-on-1 gauntlet match? Vince tells RVD his contemptuousness isn't going unnoticed and that's an awful way to thank him for giving him the night off. RVD looks at Vince puzzled and says a night off?.. in a very chary tone. Vince tells RVD yes he has the night off because he feels he's earned it, after surviving the tests he's put him through the last few weeks. Vince tells RVD maybe he is Mr. Monday/Thursday Night after all! RVD warms a bit and thanks Vince for the pleasant surprise and tells him he'll be sure to use it to rest up after the "test's" he's had to endure lately. Vince turns to leave, but then turns right back around and tells RVD he almost forgot, the reason he's giving him the night off is because he wants him rested and fully capable of continuing to convince him that he's Mr. Thursday Night, when he faces Mark Henry 1-on-1 for the Intercontinental Championship. He says and to make sure the match is called right up the middle, there will be a special enforcer or shall he say special guest referee... Big Boss Man! Vince leans in and pats RVD on the shoulder, wishing him a goodnight, as he smiled and left the locker room. RVD's face dropped, as he put his hands on the top of his head and shook it.


    Elsewhere in the back, Gunn approaches Rico whose talking to Jackie. Gunn gets in Rico's face and jacks him up! Gunn raises his fist and forcefully asks Rico why he shouldn't beat him to a pulp right then! Rico turns his head and squishes his eyes and mouth together. He talks fast saying he's sorry and that he was still really emotionally raw from his break up with Chuck. Billy yells that he and Chuck were never a real couple in the first place and that he doesn't go that way. Jackie intervenes and yells for Gunn to let Rico go! She calls Gunn an intolerant bigot and that he should be the one apologizing to Rico for being unfair to him for his views. Gunn turns to Jackie and is flabbergasted. He exclaims he's the one being unfair?! He says Rico interfered in his match last week and kick his lights out, all because he can't respect HIS viewpoint. Jackie tells Gunn not to change the subject and that he should put Rico down and make up. Gunn asks what does she mean, make up? Jackie says her and Rico should hug it out for 10 seconds and that she will count. Gunn backs away saying no way. Jackie asks Gunn if he's got something against touching Rico because of his viewpoint? Gunn quickly says no..and Jackie cuts him off and asks Rico if he's OK with the 10 second hug, which he quickly answers absolutely. Jackie says OK then she will start the count as soon as the hug in secured. Rico stands with open arms, as Gunn hesitantly moves in. Moments later, after much friction, Gunn and Rico are hugging and Jackie counts. 1.....2......3...............4..................5......Gunn looks back and asks Jackie if her tongue is being swallowed in quicksand and why the long drawn out counts. Jackie tells Gunn he's messing up her concentration and that she'll have to start over. Gunn quickly yells DON'T! Fiiiiiiive.... Jackie continues...6........7...................8.......................9......................just then Hardcore Holly walks by and stares at the situation and then says like I said last week.......pathetic! and then he walks off shaking his head. Gunn looks down at Rico and then quickly at Hardcore and calls out for him to wait! He squeezes out of his hug with Rico and says he's done with this mess, before taking off.


    Match 5: Hardcore Holly vs. Billy Gunn


    Hardcore starts off pushing Gunn to the corner and breaking him down with stiff punches and kicks. Hardcore brings Gunn out of the color and rubs his face against the ropes. He yells that Gunn is soft and always has been and there's no room for soft in wrestling! Hardcore presses down with his knee in Gunn's back, as he pulled back on the ropes, choking Gunn. Hardcore continued to chastise and belittle Gunn and it wasn't until midway through the match, when Gunn started to take control. Hardcore had just blocked a hip toss and smacked Gunn across the face! Gunn become enraged and snapped on Gunn! Gunn layed into Hardcore with fast right hands, before whipping him to the corner and connecting with a STINGER SPLASH! Gunn then caught Hardcore with a CUTTER as Hardcore was falling out of the corner! Gunn got a nearfall, as Hardcore raised his foot onto the rope. Gunn raised Hardcore up for a FRONT POWERSLAM! And he was feeling it then. He steps backwards and measured Hardcore, motioning for him to get up.. Hardcore slowly raised to a knee and Gunn ran in for the FAME-ASS-ER!...Missed! Hardcore dodged and picked Gunn off the mat, quickly setting him up for the ALABAMA SLAM..but Gunn gave Hardcore stiff shots to the kidneys, causing Hardcore to lose his grip! Gunn wiggled down off Hardcore, spins him around and lifts him up. GUNSLINGER!! Gunn makes the cover. 1-2-3!


    Winner: Billy Gunn via pinfall at 4:36


    After the match, Billy looks relieved to have pulled out the victory and walks up the ramp. fist pumping when Hardcore runs up on him and clubs hmi in the back! Hardcore puts the boots to Gunn and drags him up to the stage, where he lifts him up for the ALABAMA SLAM again, but this time through the Raw set, shattering the glass! Moments go by and refs and trainers rush out. Hardcore stares at the chaos with no emotion, before slowly walking away.


    * COMMERCIAL *


    Back to the arena, Stone Cold Steve Austin theme hits and out he comes. Austin rolls into the ring and hits the corners, engaging the fans. Afterwards, Austin awaits Jeff Hardy. We see intense concentration in the eyes of Austin. Moments later, Jeff Hardy's theme hits and he comes out to the stage all psyched up. He heads down the ramp, greeting the fans, before climbing the steps and starring over at Austin. Jeff exhales deeply and climbs into the ring. Before the bell even rings, Jeff darts across the ring and flies onto Austin!


    Main Event: Steve Austin vs. Jeff Hardy
    WWF Undisputed Championship #1 Contender's Match


    Jeff catches Austin off-guard and flings him into the ring post! Jeff uses the ropes to nail Austin with a TIGER FEINT KICK! Austin flies back to the mat and Jeff makes the first cover. 1-Austin gets the arm up before 2! Jeff gets Austin back up and sends him to the ropes. Austin bounces off and Jeff drops to the mat, where Austin steps over him. On Austin's way back, Jeff goes for a clothesline, but Austin counters with a THESZ PRESS! Austin is on top of Jeff and he's beating him across the head with HUGE RIGHT HANDS! Austin lifts Jeff up and drops him with a RUNNING LARIAT, turning Jeff inside out! Austin makes the cover.. 1-2-KICKOUT! We move to the middle of the match, which has been pretty even. Austin attempts a back body drop on Jeff, but he counters with a REVERSE TWIST OF FATE! Jeff makes the cover, but only gets a nearfall! Jeff pulls Austin where he wants him in the ring and looks to the corner. Jeff gets on the apron and starts going up top...he gives the "Extreme hand signal and call" and goes to take off with a SWANTON BOMB... but here come the Undisputed WWF Champion, Triple H, right beneath Jeff. Jeff looks at Triple H, who stares back smugly. Jeff takes off..SWANTON BOMB.....NO! Austin just slides out of the way. Jeff is feeling the effects of he crash and is crumbled up on the mat. Austin turns back to Jeff, still unaware of Triple H. Austin hooks the legs..1-2-KICKOUT! Austin leans over Jeff and then notices Triple H. Austin glares over at Triple H, who matches Austin's glares intensity. Austin then gets back to his feet and meets Triple H at the ropes. Austin looks back at Jeff--who's still-down--and decides to exit the ring. Austin runs up in Triple H's face and Triple H tells Austin if he touches him, he automatically forfeits the match. Austin gets as close as possible to Triple H and scowls at him, before calling him a son of a bitch! Progressing to the end of the match, Jeff made a rally and after sending Austin to the corner, where Triple H held onto his ankle, Jeff connected with ONE-MAN POETRY IN MOTION! Austin fell forward and hit the mat! Jeff, looking wide-eyed and low on energy, wills himself onto the ropes again and takes off for the SLINGSHOT ARABIAN PRESS! And he connects! Jeff hooks Austin's leg...1-2-?!?! Triple H pulls Jeff from the ring! Jeff hits the outside floor--face first! Triple H acts like he didn't do a thing, when the ref questions him. Triple H feigns his innocence, despite the evidence. The refs decides Triple H was too much of a distraction and bans him from ringside! Triple H is livid and tells the ref he can't do that to him. The ref leaves the ring and gets in Triple H's face and emphatically points to him and then the back! Triple H goes berserk in the refs face, but he doesn't back down and continues to bark back at him. Meanwhile, Austin is getting back to his feet again. using the ropes and when he lets go of the rope to turn..... SUPERKICK!!! Austin gets his lights turned out by.....SHAWN MICHAELS?!?! Michaels stares down at Austin, who's on his back, with his arms stretched out and eyes closed. Michaels slowly backs away and drops back outside the ring, standing near the announcer's table. Hardy climbs back onto the apron and sees Austin is laid out. Jeff slides in the ring and walks over to Austin, looking around unsure of what happened and then he sees Michaels, whose focused remained on Austin. Jeff hooks the leg intensely, calling the ref back in!! Moments later, the ref turns from Triple H and slides in the ring to make the count. 1-2-3!


    Winner: Jeff Hardy via pinfall at 9:36

    After the match, Jeff has his hand raised and is ecstatic. He climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate, as he looks beat, but it's short lived, as he sees Triple H coming back to the ring. Jeff gets down and waits for Triple H as he slowly enters the ring. Triple H meets Jeff face-to-face for a brief moment, before Michaels enters from the opposite side. Triple H bumps his shoulder into Jeff's as he passes by him. Jeff just smirks and looks down, before leaving the ring. Michaels has a mic. Triple H is all smiles as he approaches Michaels with open arms. Michaels comes in and they hug it out. Michaels says he knows Triple H wasn't expecting him back so soon and neither was he. He said he got cleared to compete a few days after last weeks Smackdown and after seeing how Triple H had been running things lately, he just had to come check things out ASAP. Michaels says after seeing how his little buddy was getting the band back together, he just couldn't wait to come back, as that last bullet he says Triple H put it, and say.............SUPERKICK!!! Michaels just knocks the gum out of Triple H's mouth with his patented superkick! Triple H is laid out cold, just like Austin. Michaels looks down at Triple H and tells him, if he still hasn't figured it out yet!.... the answer is NO! Michaels drops the mic and backs away, looking down at both Triple H and Austin.

    Michaels walks up the ramp and tells the fans he's back baby! He turns around near the top of the ramp and looks back down the ramp, pointing to himself saying they wanna know who the man REALLY is...RIGHT HERE! Michaels has an arrogant, yet confident look on his face, as he looks out into the crowd nodding.

    See you this weekend on VELOCITY and HEAT!!




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    Re: WWF: Vince Buys A Trojan Horse Without A Receipt

    WWF: "The Wire" - 4/12/02

    - Billy Gunn was taken to TMC (Tucson Medical Center) after his match with Hardcore Holly, as he suffered a cut on his upper back, that required stitches and several minor scraps as well.

    - The latest news on Tazz is that he suffered a grade 3 concussion on his match with Triple H, as well as a broken rib. There's no timetable for his return.

    - Sources close to Vince McMahon say he's indifferent about the new trio of John Cena, Dave Batista and Randy Orton being brought up together and mulling his original short-term plans for them.

    - Although Shawn Michaels is "back" he's still being held from any serious ring action until Vince McMahon is comfortable with his health. Michaels is said to be feeling great and is moving around at optimal level inside the ring.

    UPDATE

    - The first match on the Backlash card will be the Undisputed WWF Championship Triple Threat Match : Triple H (c) vs. Jeff Hardy vs. ?

    Last edited by edgeheadstingerfan; 06-01-2016 at 01:35 AM.

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