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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Behind the bar, almost like titular "whack-a-mole" pops "Rockstar" Randy Ramon. His head is still heavily bandaged from the attack he suffered at Red, White, and Bruised.

    R3: "So, what's everyone drinking tonight?"

    He's quickly met with confused looks from everyone, especially the Undertaker.


    R3: "What, thought you'd never see me again? Nah, I'm still around. Just recovering and doing some stuff on the side. Celebrity bartending tonight. Marrying some couple tomorrow... did you know I was ordained?! HA! So... what can I whip up for you?"

    He grabs the shaker and waits for responses.


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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Golden raises a hand to "Rockstar" and holds up two fingers, the unofficial universal bar sign for making a request.


    "Diet coke and rum."


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    The Rockstar nods and smiles.

    R3: "I remember you... alright cough*champ*cough I've got something for ya..."

    Randy pours the drink with no shenanigans, but pours it about 75% rum and 25% diet coke. He slides it across the bar.

    R3: "That one's on the house."


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    Gabrielle: Whatever you can make that is fit for a Goddess.

    Thanks to Jabberwocky for the amazing Gabrielle gif


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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    R3: "Oh I've got the perfect thing in mind..."

    He grabs about seven different bottles of rum and pours a bit of each into a glass, tops it off with some pineapple juice and slides it to her.

    R3: I call eet deh snake venom mon... it deh cure for wat ahles ya'!"


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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    -Bell is in the middle of the dance floor dancing like a maniac. A maniac. She's a maniac on the floor. and she is currently dancing like she never had before, eyes close shaking her thing. Lost totally in the music-
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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Quote Originally Posted by An Original Name View Post
    -Bell is in the middle of the dance floor dancing like a maniac. A maniac. She's a maniac on the floor. and she is currently dancing like she never had before, eyes close shaking her thing. Lost totally in the music-
    "She Is A Maniac" from FLASHDANCE blasts through the speakers. PASSION is on the dance floor dancing like a man person. PASSION flails its arms wildly while shaking its butt, accidentally butt-smacking Bell to the floor.

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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Chris Kennedy enters the club, wearing a pink button down shirt rolled up at the sleaves, slim fit boot cut blue jeans, ripped at the knees, and black leather loafers. He walks up to the bar and orders himself a drink.

    Chris Kennedy: An old fashioned, please. Stiff.


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    FUCK THE NAZIS. Fuck them, the alt-right, and those white supremacy Confederate-flag wanking babies who are so angry because life's not fair and brown-skinned human beings want to sit at the table. Fuck these Tiki-torch, polo-wearing hatemongers for believing that they're any better than anybody else. And a double dose of "Fuck you" to ANYONE who buys into this garbage of a centralized "white culture" because such a thing DOES NOT EXIST NOR EVER HAS. And while anybody who punches one of these lowlifes should be punished as the law dictates, I sure as hell am not going to feel sorry for these fuckers if their lives become a series of perpetual punches. When you spew hate, what the fuck do you expect?



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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    PASSION ignores butt-bumping Bell. It goes over to the bar. "Where the hell do you keep the cosmopolitans? Damn, whose leg do I have to hump to get one!" it yells loudly at the bartender.

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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    R3: "Who you callin' a stiff? Or... do you have a stiffie? Are you trying to stiff me with your stiffie??? Dude..."

    Someone taps him on the shoulder, then whispers in his ear.

    R3: "Oh... then uh, coming right up."

    He whips up a stiff drink for the stiff man with the stiffie and slides it to him.

    R3: "$10.50, just for confusing me..."


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    Randy looks at PASSION and points across the room at Cark Malloway, who is still obviously confused by this setting, and why the hell he's even here in the first place.

    R3: "His."
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    "OH SNAPPPP. YOU DIDN'T JUST DO THAT" -Drags PASSION back- "Every one knows butt smacking is code for a dance off challenge. You me. Right now" Oh hey Chris!" -Waves at Kennedy-
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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Quote Originally Posted by An Original Name View Post
    "OH SNAPPPP. YOU DIDN'T JUST DO THAT" -Drags PASSION back- "Every one knows butt smacking is code for a dance off challenge. You me. Right now" Oh hey Chris!" -Waves at Kennedy-
    PASSION was about to respond to the incoherent Randy Ramon, but was dragged away by an infuriated Bell Connelly.

    "Well, little girl... it seems that your gender has blinded you. For I am a world champion dancer." PASSION says with a smirk, "I don't deal with your little Spice Girls dance-offs, I deal with professionals. Hit my music!" PASSION yells to the DJ, who somehow knows the song it wants.

    "I"m A Barbie Girl" begins to blast through the club as PASSION does the electric slide, into the funky chicken, several watering can dance moves, a 360 degree butt swipe, and finally jumps in the air and does a split - which allows its ass-less leather chaps to show off its butt.

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    “Oh yeah?! Yeah! Well I’ll have you know I’m an totally awesome expert in over a hundred forms of dance. What you want? Tap? Flamenco? Ballet? Belly dance? Come at me bro!"

    –Flails around and in a childlike burst of energy, yet oddly graceful at the same time. Finishing up with the robot-
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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Kennedy waves back at Bell, smiling. He then scans the room. The energy is weird, but fun. This place is very different than the Elite Knights.


    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrus Truth View Post
    FUCK THE NAZIS. Fuck them, the alt-right, and those white supremacy Confederate-flag wanking babies who are so angry because life's not fair and brown-skinned human beings want to sit at the table. Fuck these Tiki-torch, polo-wearing hatemongers for believing that they're any better than anybody else. And a double dose of "Fuck you" to ANYONE who buys into this garbage of a centralized "white culture" because such a thing DOES NOT EXIST NOR EVER HAS. And while anybody who punches one of these lowlifes should be punished as the law dictates, I sure as hell am not going to feel sorry for these fuckers if their lives become a series of perpetual punches. When you spew hate, what the fuck do you expect?



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    PASSION looks angrily at Bell getting her groove on. "Impressive... for a child." PASSION says, causing the obligatory group of people in a corner go "OOOOOOOOHHHH!" PASSION snaps its fingers, "Hit my real jam."

    "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce starts to play and PASSION begins to shake its shoulders in a flamboyant way. "Bring it on, sister."

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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    R3: "Well, that escalated quickly."


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    PASSION finishes dancing and sees Bell unresponsive. It goes to the bar and looks at R3. "I'll have a beer." PASSION says in an extremely masculine voice.

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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Gabrielle takes a small sip of her drink, before a bigger mouthful quickly follows.

    Gabrielle:
    This is actually...pretty good.

    Thanks to Jabberwocky for the amazing Gabrielle gif


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    Re: The Slam Club ((Formerly Club FWA)

    Quote Originally Posted by ETE View Post
    Gabrielle takes a small sip of her drink, before a bigger mouthful quickly follows.

    Gabrielle:
    This is actually...pretty good.
    PASSION looks at Gabrielle in disgust. "Fuck women." PASSION mumbles under its breath.

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