From CWA.com: September 2013
*CWA's overseas tour of Europe was an overwhelming success, capped off by the stellar PPV event Global Collision in London, England. If you haven't seen it, contact your local pay-per-view provider now or visit www.cwaonppv.com now to learn how to order the replay!
*Major congratulations to our current World Heavyweight Champion Krash, who continues his reign after retaining the championship against a returning Chubby Carlos and the deranged masked assailant Blight. Krash is now almost certain to break the record of most consecutive days as CWA World Heavyweight Champion at 211 days and looks to be in the driver's seat with no scheduled defenses so far. However, knowing that Isaac Richman is...well, Isaac Richman, the champion would do well to keep on his toes.
*Speaking of Chubby Carlos, it seems as if the heavyweight highflyer's surgically repaired knee had not healed as well as expected, as he reaggravated the injury during his match at Global Collision. With so many injuries back-to-back, Carlos has asked for time away from the ring to reevaluate his in-ring career. CWA has agreed, but also have made Carlos an offer to act as one of several CWA overseas ambassadors to various smaller promotions, and we are pleased to announce that Carlos has agreed. With his undeniable charisma and ability to connect with the CWA faithful, we are certain that he will represent the Clique Wrestling Alliance well and do us proud. Thank you Chubby! Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!
*Despite the controversy surrounding his win, Jack Gekko is your NEW CWA X-Fly/Pure Style Champion after defeating Timmy Sin at Global Collision. And if anybody knows Jack, he and his posse have been crowing about it ever since. As for Timmy Sin, reports are that he has gone on a drunken bender that resulted in a half dozen assault charges and numerous fines. CWA officials have insisted that Timmy Sin attend rehab at an approved facility. No word yet as to when or if he will return to the Clique Wrestling Alliance.
*We also would like to proudly announce that one of CWA's biggest stars has returned to the company in an administrative role. Former World Champion Mr. Willis has been brought back to the Clique Wrestling Alliance as a road agent and talent scout. The man known as "Mr. Sports Entertainment" was involved in several highly-regarded bouts and feuds before finally winning the World Championship from Mr. Showtime back in 2011. Mr. Willis has stated that he is not looking at an in-ring return at the moment but is quoted as saying "Never say never."
*CWA officials have yet to be able to contact former X-Fly/Pure Style Champion Leon Wellesley or his manager Sir Charles Strickland since the loss of his title to Timmy Sin a few months back.
*Adrenaline Rush General Manager Isaac Richman has (when he's not cavorting around with women of lesser repute) been busy at work with several initiatives, namely the revival of the Tag Team Division that he himself said "sucks" as well as a potential renaming of the X-Fly/Pure Style Championship. When asked about the latter, Richman was quoted as saying "The hell does X-Fly mean, anyway? And I can't recall ever approving the name "Pure Style" either. Whatever. I'll talk it over with the Championship Committee and get some ideas. Now, where's my Scotch?"
*It was a wild and vicious battle between the members of No Sold Inc. and True Excellence at Global Collision, but the aftermath is still reverberating. There's been a lot of chatter about the potential of True Excellence if and when they decide to fully commit to tag team wrestling. However, the bigger news is with No Sold Inc...more specifically, with Owen Keenan. Nobody in the locker room has seen or heard from him since Global Collision and there are rumors that his previous legal issues may have resurfaced. Needless to say, whatever the reason, Danny Hound is livid and has promised to, and we quote, "Kill the s**t out of that emo wannabe-prophet and that suit-wearing hood rat motherf***ers!"
*CWA officials are very pleased with the influx of new talent recently. With men like Thomas West, Brett Daniels, Mercenary X, John Crisper, and too many others to mention, the future looks brighter than ever for the best damn wrestling promotion in the world!
*Our next PPV event is the WrestleRoyale, and it's reputation as one of the most important events on the CWA calendar remains true. As always, the winner of the titular battle royale will go on to Five Star Attraction to challenge the World Heavyweight Champion in the main event. Last year, Chubby Carlos turned his WrestleRoyale victory into a World Title win against Cyrus Truth in a classic match. Who'll be the man to get that golden ticket and that opportunity to cement their legacy?
*Keep up-to-date with the happenings around CWA and its wrestlers with the Clique App! Since we assume you're not idiots and know how to download it, we're not going to waste your time explaining how to do it. But the App has many cool features including backstage interviews, match alerts, and more!
*Stay tuned to Adrenaline Rush as we continue the Road to Five Star Attraction!