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    Hey Darren!

    Ask Darren Young a simple question and the next poster responds to you as him, but giving very personal, deep, yet irrelevant answers. Then they ask him a question.

    For example:
    "Hey Darren, could a gay wrestler be successful in the WWE?"
    "Well I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you, I am gay."

    "Hey Darren, what's your favourite food?"
    "When I was a kid, I loved pizza but then my uncle choked on it and died in front of me."

    "Hey Darren, what do you think of PG WWE?"
    "I never knew my parents."


    Here we go: Hey Darren, what's your favourite colour?

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    Re: Hey Darren!

    "My Brother was colorblind. He couldn't read the stop light and got killed by an incoming car"

    "Hey Darren, how was Los Angeles?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: Hey Darren!

    "It brought back a lot of memories, I remember on vacation there was the first time I tried masturbating."

    Hey Darren, what school did you go to?

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    Re: Hey Darren!

    "School of Rock was the first film I ever cried to"

    Hey Darren, do you play any instruments?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    "I resent the stereotype that all black men can play bass."

    Hey Darren, what happened to Abraham Washington?

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    "Does anyone else think The Washington Monument looks like an erect penis? I do. Not because I'm gay or anything. BTW im gay"

    Hey Darren, know any good places to eat around here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: Hey Darren!

    "Well I am just gonna go ahead and announce that I am gay, so I don't know any places where you can eat pussy."

    Hey Darren, what's your favourite TV show?

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    "I know it's not anything on the Lifetime network. Women are icky! You know I'm gay right?"

    Hey Darren, have you ever just stopped and smelled the roses?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    "I've visited the poppy fields of World War I, where many brave men fell to defend their countries."

    Hey Darren, what time is it?

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    "Time was my favorite track off of Dark Side of the Moon. You know if you get really high and play that album in sync with the Wizard of Oz, mad shit happens. I've done it about twelve times"

    Hey Darren, if you can have any superpower, what would it be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
    Spoiler:


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    Re: Hey Darren!

    "Sometimes I wish I was invisible so people wouldn't talk to me."

    Hey Darren, where do you live?

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    Re: Hey Darren!

    "I used to live in the closet. I just recently moved out"

    Hey Darren, do you have any pets?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: Hey Darren!

    Just Titus, but I've let him off the lead for Good behavour.

    Hey Darren, what is your Number 1 Desire in life?

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    Re: Hey Darren!

    "My desire is to become the first gay WWE Champion. You know I'm gay, right?"

    "Hey Darren, did you vote Obama or Romney?"



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    Re: Hey Darren!

    Obama, Romney didn't support Gay Marriage

    Hey Darren! Who was the first person you told your Gay secret too?

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    Re: Hey Darren!

    Purpose defeated. >.>
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    What the fuck is happening to you guys? I once got a blowjob where she used her teeth a little bit too much and I ended up with a bloody dick, I still enjoyed the blowjob up to the point I started bleeding. I can honestly say that I have never had anything I would call a bad blowjob, that wasn't a great experience but up until I started gushing blood I was having a great time!
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    Re: Hey Darren!

    Quote Originally Posted by N. Quincy Talent View Post
    Purpose defeated. >.>
    Yeah, this is just getting insulting. We can do this without pure gay jokes.

    Hey Darren, how much money do you have?

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    My parents left me nothing, as the poor employment rate of black people in the 60s left them living off the state

    Hey Darren, what are your opinions on The Pedigree as a finish?


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    Re: Hey Darren!

    I hope I don't get hit with it, my face is my second winning feature.

    Hey Darren! Who would win a Hot dog eating contest, you or Chyna?

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    Re: Hey Darren!

    Quote Originally Posted by Choxy View Post
    I hope I don't get hit with it, my face is my second winning feature.

    Hey Darren! Who would win a Hot dog eating contest, you or Chyna?
    You guys are just trying to get a rise out of me with a sausage joke and I'm not falling for it.

    Hey Darren, what do you think of the situation in Syria?


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