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Thread: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

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    ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Every so often KTK will post one of the many Epic Rap Battles of History. This is not one of those times. Instead, I've overthrown his position as 'Chief WC-ERBoH Commissioner' and taken it for my own. Your job, as the viewer, is to decide on just who won the battle rap. Sounds simple, right?







    Commence voting.


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Everybody better ****ing vote.

    Dumbledore. Potter > Lord of the Rings.
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    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I think people only voted in the other ERBoHs because of KTK's charisma and swayish charm.


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Tough choice.

    I went with Dumbledore though, his lines were a tad better.


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Quote Originally Posted by Punk Wolf View Post
    I think people only voted in the other ERBoHs because of KTK's charisma and swayish charm.
    Apparently. WHORE IT OUT
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    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore Fo Sho


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore yo!

    His line of shooting expecto patronum on your face sealed it.

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    1st verses, Dumbledore. 2nd verses, Gandalf. This one is a tie in my eyes.

    I really liked Gandalfs line: Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks, I don't give a Fawkes about your order of phoenix" I thought that one was really good.

    I also liked Dumbledores line: The prophecy forgot to mention this day, when I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the grey. I thought that was pretty harsh.



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    POTTER.
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    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    DUMBLEDORE!

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    YES YES YES
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    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore obvs.

    Not even close in my eyes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I am quite pleased. Now if only more people will ****ING VOTE
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    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Welcome to my world Ken, Welcome to my world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HBKCliqueGod View Post
    I'm pushing for a new angle right now. I figure hey I'm ripped as fuck but I'm always so focused on going to the gym. From now I'm going to split up my workout routine and go to the gym TWICE a day one for working out intensely and ignoring the noise. Two for just strictly hitting on girls at the gym. I figure I'll go there early around 2pm until 4 or 5 pm just pretending to workout but in reality scouting out girls and picking up on them when there on the treadmill and shit like that. Most girls just work out there legs that cool I'll ask them if I can treat them to a nice leg massage after there leg workouts. Fuck cardio I'm already 8% body fat I don't need no damn cardio I'm ripped out of my mind. I pretend to do cardio like walk on the treadmill and than introduce myself to the girls it's going to work I'm telling you I'll wear these tight tang tops. Some of them wear these short shorts omg I can't even focus on working out so I figure I go there early in the afternoon just to hit on the chicks, come home eat brown rice and fish, than go do my actual workout where I'm focused. Sounds about right.



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Tbh, I think Gandalf took this.

    Dumbledore's rap was kinda meh for me.



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Need at least 8 more votes. Cmon people. MAN UP
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    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Well, it's been a week. No more votes, no new video.

    FML
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    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore in a blow out.

    I love the line when he says, "Nice staff, you compensating on something?" with Gandalf doing some 420.

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I still think the line of this rap battle was delivered by Gandalf:

    "You fool, you got Snape'd, you're not a real fighter...death makes you die, it just makes my brights brighter!"
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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I really feel like they botched this one. So much material and they went for the easy scores and the battles lacks for it. Gandalf had a couple better lines but Dumbledore was better overall.

    Five points for Dumbledore.

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