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Thread: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

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    ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Every so often KTK will post one of the many Epic Rap Battles of History. This is not one of those times. Instead, I've overthrown his position as 'Chief WC-ERBoH Commissioner' and taken it for my own. Your job, as the viewer, is to decide on just who won the battle rap. Sounds simple, right?







    Commence voting.

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Everybody better ****ing vote.

    Dumbledore. Potter > Lord of the Rings.


    Well I’m still afraid
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    And it’s all a lie
    What they say about stability
    It scares me sometimes
    The emptiness I see in my eyes


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    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I think people only voted in the other ERBoHs because of KTK's charisma and swayish charm.

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Tough choice.

    I went with Dumbledore though, his lines were a tad better.

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Quote Originally Posted by Punk Wolf View Post
    I think people only voted in the other ERBoHs because of KTK's charisma and swayish charm.
    Apparently. WHORE IT OUT


    Well I’m still afraid
    Like a kid in the sixties
    Staring at the sky
    Waiting for the bomb to fall
    And it’s all a lie
    What they say about stability
    It scares me sometimes
    The emptiness I see in my eyes


    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore Fo Sho



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore yo!

    His line of shooting expecto patronum on your face sealed it.

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    1st verses, Dumbledore. 2nd verses, Gandalf. This one is a tie in my eyes.

    I really liked Gandalfs line: Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks, I don't give a Fawkes about your order of phoenix" I thought that one was really good.

    I also liked Dumbledores line: The prophecy forgot to mention this day, when I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the grey. I thought that was pretty harsh.



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    POTTER.


    Well I’m still afraid
    Like a kid in the sixties
    Staring at the sky
    Waiting for the bomb to fall
    And it’s all a lie
    What they say about stability
    It scares me sometimes
    The emptiness I see in my eyes


    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    DUMBLEDORE!

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    YES YES YES


    Well I’m still afraid
    Like a kid in the sixties
    Staring at the sky
    Waiting for the bomb to fall
    And it’s all a lie
    What they say about stability
    It scares me sometimes
    The emptiness I see in my eyes


    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore obvs.

    Not even close in my eyes

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I am quite pleased. Now if only more people will ****ING VOTE


    Well I’m still afraid
    Like a kid in the sixties
    Staring at the sky
    Waiting for the bomb to fall
    And it’s all a lie
    What they say about stability
    It scares me sometimes
    The emptiness I see in my eyes


    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Welcome to my world Ken, Welcome to my world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoHo Uchiha View Post
    Maybe it's the generation gap I have with people on some forums probably not here, I say this site has a great value of intelligent members in every section of the forum but a little frustrated let me tell you the story. As you know I'm apart of a shit load of forums and one of them seems to be in chaos. You have a Owner who barely is on the site these days, and only made one Global Moderator for the forum. It seems the chaos has gotten so bad members mostly younger members are using racist and gay slurs to their answers in debate. Legit I saw three threads where members put f***** and that's it. Yesterday I rage over these members I basically told them to stop that, it gives no value to what you're saying in a post. No one will take you seriously if you using such words just to say it. Shoot even the sb is a jungle full of chaos with the same situation. I came to the G-Mod and said hey you're in charge of this forum, you let shit go under the rug why did I say that? Well last week a member came into my LD for Impact and spoiled the whole show for most people. I went in the sb for the forum and said hey man this guy is fucking up the experience for people in the sb can you do something. He pretty much knew this member and told me he's done this before so I'm thinking it took me to say something for you to act? Also a month ago I had a problem with a member named Nero where randomly out of no where he puts racist pics of Hispanic doing crimes, eating Tacos etc! I was like one I never talked about this guy the purpose of this. Again this G-Mod knew about his antics as well as Puls3 the Admin. A month before this I told the Admin he was a problem putting down new members left and right. Thank God I screencaped his actions and he hasn't been there since. Okay now back to the Global Mod I took it twitter and told the guy straight up you don't act because you love the slurping of your dick from members. He's doesn't want to mend fences pretty much and besides setting up a league for the forum for WWE 2k14 he does nothing for the forum. Now I want to talk to Puls3 personally because his rules are being broken left and right and his staff in charge is doing nothing by joining in the fun. I have a plan to get two or three other staff members who I think will be fair and firm when needed should I talk to him. I know I'm taking it seriously but I love this forum like I love this forum and I don't want it to be spoiled like Milk you feel me? Also on twitter and on the forum a bunch of little kids came to box with me when I was speaking my mind and I told them grow some hair on your chest before talking to me lol



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Tbh, I think Gandalf took this.

    Dumbledore's rap was kinda meh for me.



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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Need at least 8 more votes. Cmon people. MAN UP


    Well I’m still afraid
    Like a kid in the sixties
    Staring at the sky
    Waiting for the bomb to fall
    And it’s all a lie
    What they say about stability
    It scares me sometimes
    The emptiness I see in my eyes


    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Well, it's been a week. No more votes, no new video.

    FML


    Well I’m still afraid
    Like a kid in the sixties
    Staring at the sky
    Waiting for the bomb to fall
    And it’s all a lie
    What they say about stability
    It scares me sometimes
    The emptiness I see in my eyes


    Spoiler:

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    I stopped reading when it became clear it was the same butthurt smarkf*g "real wrasslin'" crybaby rant on every youtube vid featuring Cena.



    Quote Originally Posted by Buff Bagwell on John Cena
    But I think he's bigger than Buff Bagwell. I really do.
    [02:00 AM] Dakstang : girls ain't dudes


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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    Dumbledore in a blow out.

    I love the line when he says, "Nice staff, you compensating on something?" with Gandalf doing some 420.

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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I still think the line of this rap battle was delivered by Gandalf:

    "You fool, you got Snape'd, you're not a real fighter...death makes you die, it just makes my brights brighter!"
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    Re: ERBoH - Gandalf vs Dumbledore - WHO WINS?

    I really feel like they botched this one. So much material and they went for the easy scores and the battles lacks for it. Gandalf had a couple better lines but Dumbledore was better overall.

    Five points for Dumbledore.

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