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    The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread



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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

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    I saw that earlier, I thought it was hilarious, Ballotelli is the man!

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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    That guy is actually great.

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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    I've never read a footballers autobiography, but I'd read his!

    He was apparently driving around Manchester yesterday with music blasting on full and high fiving any City fans he came across. He should have his own tv show!
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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    Quote Originally Posted by God View Post
    I've never read a footballers autobiography, but I'd read his!

    He was apparently driving around Manchester yesterday with music blasting on full and high fiving any City fans he came across. He should have his own tv show!
    The guy is a legend, theres a story from last season that a kid was waiting outside City's training ground asking for autographs, Mario asked him why he wasn't in school and the kid said he was being bullied so Mario took the kid to the school and sorted it out with the headmaster, since that day he has had my 100% respect.

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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    Watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect Film.

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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    Yeah I'm pretty sure he gave a homeless guy £1,000 and everything. Dude is just so damn great have to admit it.

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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    We bring you good news, people. News that will have even the scroogiest grumps among you looking forward to Christmas. News that will cause many to seriously consider moving to Manchester for at least the next three months. News that will have bars/clubs/working men's club owners of the north falling over each other to get this once-in-a-lifetime dream booking.

    Mario Balotelli will apparently be organising the Manchester City Christmas party.

    A 'source' told The Daily Star Sunday: "Mario isn't one for drinking and falling out of clubs, he just thinks he can take a party to the next level.

    "But some of the lads aren't so sure. They are half-expecting imported snow with tigers and dwarves."

    Half-expecting? That's the least we'd want. Frankly, if the party doesn't take place in an Italian women's prison, Mario doesn't come dressed in a costume made of meat, the entertainment isn't choreographed bears dancing to 'La Cucaracha' and Ken Bates isn't hired to play Santa (and gets Gareth Barry on his knee to ask if he's been a good boy this year), we'll be disappointed.
    I think Balotelli needs his own thread at this stage. That party is going to be awesome!
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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    The Mario Balotelli appreciation thread.

    I hope he gives his brain to science when he dies so we can analyse what makes him so special.







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    Re: General Football Discussion 2011-12

    Mario Balotelli is trying to make professional football fun again

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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    Thread sorted.

    I heard about the Xmas party last week, I would love an invite to it.

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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67bCDAupO14

    He's provides more lols than Christiano Ronaldo ever did.







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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    The only lols Ronaldo provides is when he cries after losing games of football.

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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    The bib incident is still the best.



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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sun
    MADCAP Mario Balotelli was sent by his mum to buy cleaning materials — and brought home a lorryload of boys' toys instead.

    The Man City idol — famed for his wacky antics — was sent out by trusting Silvio in search of an iron and ironing board, plus other household items for the cleaner at his mansion.

    But after five hours the 21-year-old returned from John Lewis empty-handed.

    Moments later a store van arrived, bearing none of the items on Silvio's list, but carrying a giant trampoline, Scalextric, two Vespa scooters and a table tennis set.
    I know it's The Sun so I don't know how much truth is in it, but found this amusing all the same.

    I love this guy.

    And he scores goals...!




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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikk View Post
    The bib incident is still the best.
    I'd say it's between that and the "Im allegeric to grass" thing

    Don't fully buy that Sun article (Mainly because well its the sun) but that would be epic if true.

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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    Oh Balotelli he's a striker…
    He's good at darts
    He's allergic to grass but when he plays He's f**king class.
    Drives round Moss Side with a wallet full of cash
    Can't put on his vest But when he does he is the best
    Goes into schools Tells teachers all the rules
    Sets fire to his gaff With rockets from his bath
    Doesn't give a f**k Cos he did it for a laugh
    Oh Balotelli …

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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    So Crocker, did I make a damn good pick for my new favorite player or what?!

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    Re: The Mario Balotelli Appreciation Thread

    He fits perfectly for you.

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