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    Matt "Minimal Pain" Jones (INACTIVE)

    Name: Matt Jones
    Nickname: Minimal Pain or Mini P
    Age: 22
    Hometown: Detroit, Michigan
    Height: 5'10
    Weight: 157 lbs
    Gimmick: Little brother of Ultimate Pain, who is well known for making a nuisance of himself when Ulti Pain is around. Has usually been over-shadowed by his elder brother and due to this normally remains outside the ring. However, in recent times has taken it upon himself to avenge his brother's unfair dismissal.
    Disposition: Face

    Wrestling Style: Slowly-improving high-flier.
    Wrestling Abilities: Speed 1, Technical 3, Power 5, Brawling 4, Charisma 2.

    Signature Moves: Kick to gut, slap, flurry of punches, DDT, hurricanrana.
    Finishing Moves: Mini-sault (Moonsault from the top rope, previously botched, now usually successful)

    Previous Experience: Previously undefeated in a former (WH/WC) fed. Rumoured to be training with his brother at present to improve his limited wrestling skills.

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    Re: Matt "Minimal Pain" Jones

    About fuggin time.
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    Re: Matt "Minimal Pain" Jones

    Haha, thought I may as well when I was writing stuff up.

    Better late than never.
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    Re: Matt "Minimal Pain" Jones

    Halleluia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Matt "Minimal Pain" Jones

    Feb 24th 2010

    *We're backstage at Uprising where we see Mini Pain pacing back and forth along a corridor backstage. Finally Mini stops pacing and stares at the door that is in the middle of this corridor. The camera joins Mini in looking at this door, and the crowd gives a mixed reception when they notice the office behind the door belongs to the stand-in GM, Guardian Devil. Mini waits for a few seconds looking at the door, before bursting in, not even bothering to knock. Upon entering the room Mini startles GD who is busy warming up for his upcoming match against Stone which is coming up very shortly.*

    Guardian Devil: "What the? Matt? You know you can't come bursting into my office without an appointment!"

    Minimal Pain: "Firstly, it's Mini P to you! And secondly, I'm sick and tired of this company treating me like dirt. I've had enough of being forgotten around here. It's another PPV here tonight, and yet again I'm not on the card! This crowd want to see me. More so than that, this crowd wants to see me beat Joey Nicholas' ass all over this arena! And if Joey's too busy, I still wouldn't mind a shot at your sorry ass!"

    *The crowd is going nuts at these requests from Minimal Pain.*

    Guardian Devil: "Hollllld on there just one second Mini! Perhaps you haven't noticed, but I'm in my ring gear, stretching for a reason. And it wouldn't surprise me if Joey Nicholas is doing exactly the same thing. You know why that is Mini? Cause we both have matches tonight! So surprising as it may seem you won't be facing me or Nicholas tonight. Now, if you'd came to me a little more politely maybe I'd have told you that I've been watching your efforts the past few weeks. And maybe I'd have told you that I've actually been impressed. Impressed enough to let you face Joey? I'm not sure yet, but I'll make a deal with you...I'll let you know on the next Adrenaline Rush. Happy?

    *The crowd cheer this decision by GD, and Mini is nodding his head enthusiastically.*

    Minimal Pain: "You're on GD. I just hope you give me the right answer!"

    *With that Mini leaves GD's office, slamming the door behind him, looking particularly pleased with himself.*

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    Re: Matt "Minimal Pain" Jones

    Quote Originally Posted by Mini Pain promo for In Exile
    *The scene opens up outside the hugely extravagant Royal Days Hotel in New Delhi. The camera zooms in on Mini Pain sitting on a bench just outside the reception of the hotel. He appears to be enjoying the cool night air after another ridiculously warm day in the busy city of New Delhi. Mini is dressed very sharply in a black suit, white shirt and black tie combination, something the fans are certainly not used to seeing. He appears much more content than the previous week we saw him, when he came close to quitting CWA after his painful loss to Joey Nicholas. Mini has a smile on his face and seems very confident for a man who faces the biggest match of his career to date tomorrow. Mini waits until the camera comes closer, takes a deep breath and then begins to speak.*

    Mini Pain: “Welcome CWA fans to my spectacular accommodation during my stay in New Delhi. It’s not a bad step up from some of the dumps I’ve had to stay in over the last year in CWA. I guess this is one of the perks of finally making it into my first pay-per-view match. It’s not just any PPV match though. Oh no! It’s the grudge match, well, grudge rematch every CWA fan who’s ever hated Joey Nicholas has been waiting for.”

    *Mini smiles at the thought of getting back in the ring with Joey, giving himself the chance to avenge the loss he received three short weeks ago at the hands of Joey, with a lot of help from the ropes.*

    Mini Pain: “Yes, that’s right this will be a rematch. Joey beat me a few weeks ago, and it really did come as a huge set-back for me. I was disappointed and as everyone already knows, I considered leaving the company, but Guardian Devil gave me a proposition I couldn’t turn down. The chance to right all the wrongs of that match! The chance to beat someone I hate more than any other in my first PPV match, the chance to gain revenge on Joey for my brother Ultimate Pain, and more importantly than all that, the chance to put myself on the map once and for all, and earn my place in CWA history!”

    *Mini’s smile spreads even more so across his face. At the moment these words are nothing more than dreams, but they are dreams that will become very possible tomorrow evening. Mini stands up and turns his back to the camera. He walks into the hotel and is closely followed by the camera. He walks through the busy reception with porters wheeling suitcases and a few tourists simply lounging around on sofas with cocktails in hand. Mini heads straight towards the hotel bar, where he sits on a stool, and waits for the barman to come over to him.*

    Barman: “Good evening sir. May I help you?”

    Mini Pain: “I know I shouldn’t but what the hell! Give me a scotch on the rocks!”

    *The barman looks at Mini for a moment. It appears as if he is trying to place where he recognises him from.*

    Barman: “I’m sorry to ask you this, but...”

    Mini Pain: “An autograph? Really? I’m a little preoccupied right now, but alright, if you must!”

    Barman: “Well, no. I wanted to ask for your ID actually sir.”

    *Mini stares in amazement at the barman, before giving him his ID.*

    Barman: “I’m sorry, but twenty-five is in fact the drinking age in Delhi sir.”

    Mini Pain: “Don’t you know who I am? Oh forget it...Wait! You aren’t still recording are you? Cut that crap!”

    *The camera quickly switches off, and then a few seconds later comes back on and Mini Pain is seen sipping a beverage at the bar at last. However, it appears that it is simply Coca Cola.*

    Mini Pain: “Now, as I was saying a little earlier, GD had a wonderful proposition for me, and of course I accepted it almost instantly, something I’m quite sure I won’t regret doing. That proposition was a rematch with Joey, but there was of course a twist. That twist was GD making this match involve a special guest referee of his choosing. Now, who could GD possibly choose? A friend of Joey’s? A friend of mine? Even GD himself? Who’s to know? The only thing GD has guaranteed me is that this referee will give me the opportunity of a fair match against Joey, and that’s all I needed to hear! Cause as everyone knows, the last match was anything but fair. For a man who was so confident about beating me, it was strange that he needed to use the ropes to get the win. Perhaps the great Joey Nicholas isn’t as great as he thinks? After all, how hard can it be to beat little old me?”

    *With this said, Mini leaves the bar and makes his way towards the door across the room. The sign above the door is marked “Casino” and Mini enters, once again, closely followed by the cameraman. Mini makes his way over to the high stakes poker tables, and takes a seat at one. He asks for change of what appears to be a large amount of rupees, the currency of India. Mini begins talking to the camera once again as the cards are being dealt.*

    Mini Pain: “Well, do you want to know how hard it’s going to be to beat me tomorrow night? It’s going to be damn hard! You won’t be able to cheat to pick up a victory this time! You won’t be able to rely on those idiots The Future to bail you out. No doubt they’ll have already had their asses handed to them by A Mouthful of Awesome anyways. There’ll be nowhere to hide come tomorrow Nicholas.”

    *While Mini has been talking to the camera, the cards have been dealt and Mini has glanced at his cards. There has already been a round of betting when one of Mini’s opponents calls “All in”.*

    Mini Pain: “And what’s more, it’s even harder to beat a man who’s feeling lucky...I call.”

    *With this Mini and his opponent flip up their cards. Mini’s opponent has pocket Aces, whilst Mini has pocket Kings. The flop shows an Ace, a Queen and a ten.*

    Mini Pain: “You still think you’re the “Real Deal” Joey?”

    *On the turn comes a King, meaning only another King would be enough for Mini to pick up the win and this huge pot of money.*

    Mini Pain: “Well you’re wrong! Cause you’re going to be dealing with the King of the pack tomorrow night! I might still be the Minimum Pain, but I'll be giving out the maximum punishment anyone can when I get the win over you!”

    *The final card is finally flipped over, and once again the camera leaves Mini’s face to look down at what has came down on the river. Mini’s opponents’ reaction tells it all though as Mini has amazingly got the final King and therefore has four of a kind. The camera closes with Mini picking up the final King, turning it round to face the camera, with a huge grin on his confident face.*
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