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    Two Lucha Mini's Found Dead

    Two lucha mini's have been found dead in Mexico

    Lucha mini performers La Parkita and El Espectrito Jr. were found dead in a hotel in Mexico City. Local authorities believe that two prostitutes had returned to the hotel with the wrestlers and drugged their drinks in order to rob them. The belief is that due to their small size, the drugs ended up killing them. The two minis, who were brothers, were 35. The deaths were actually picked up on gossip website PerezHilton.com, of all places. Our deepest condolences to the family and friends of Parkita and Especrito.

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    Re: Two Lucha Mini's Found Dead

    Heres more on the story

    Alberto & Alejandro Jimenez also known as the original La Parkita & Espectrito II respectively were found dead on Monday in room #52 at Hotel Moderna just blocks away from Arena Coliseo after being drugged & robbed by two prostitutes.

    The officers said that the men were found unharmed and all of their belongings were gone and after talking to the hotel clerk who said that they checked in at 6:00 AM on Monday and that the women left some 12 hours later alone. The bodies were transferred to a forensic specialist where the autopsies will be done to determine the true cause of death but the initial belief is that the women put something in the men’s drinks and it killed them according to Enrique Humberto Pliego who is a prosecutor in Cuauhtemoc.

    The mini wrestlers were 35-years-old and professionals for around 18 years working all around the country for the various promotions with their older brother being the original Espectrito.

    La Parkita just got out of prison last year for credit card fraud and was working many shows in Mexico and did some work in the United States for Chikara also.

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    Re: Two Lucha Mini's Found Dead

    I remember La Parkita in WWE. DAMN RIP to both.

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    Re: Two Lucha Mini's Found Dead

    Sorry, but this is hilarious.

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    You wouldn't laugh if it was two normal sized guys poisened by hookers, so you shouldn't really laugh at two vertically challenged fella's being murdered by ladies of the night while trying to get their respective jollies.

    Poor guys only wanted to dip the wick.


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    lol, thinking with their dicks too much the poor lil fellas.

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    Dude, Wtf? Perez fucking Hilton? Oh good god.

    Poor guys just wanted to get their freak on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaiZ-R View Post
    You wouldn't laugh if it was two normal sized guys poisened by hookers, so you shouldn't really laugh at two vertically challenged fella's being murdered by ladies of the night while trying to get their respective jollies.

    Poor guys only wanted to dip the wick.
    Uh, yeah, yeah I would still laugh.

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    My bad. Sorry, I obviously underestimated the low levels to which you will delve for humour. Prostitutes and death. Ok, I get it now.


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    Lol, whatever. Never said you had to find it funny.

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    I gotta agree with Kizza. Hilarious. The midgets....the prostitutes....being luchadors....oh greatness. lol.

    Rest in peace.

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    I'm with Kiz too. I can't take someone getting poisoned by a hooker seriously.
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    Re: Two Lucha Mini's Found Dead

    This was all over the tabloids shocked.

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    I had to laugh. I'm sorry. You don't see these headlines in the news everyday
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    Re: Two Lucha Mini's Found Dead

    There's some dark humour in this, for sure. I don't think I'd feel the same way if I was a lucha fan, though.


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    It's sad but the idea of two midgets getting poisoned by regular height hookers and robbed is hilarious. Add in the fact it's in Mexico and they are mini wrestlers.. that he humor written all over it.

    Them dying though is the sad part. If they were fine it'd be one of the funniest stories ever.

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    Rest in peace.




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    Quote Originally Posted by KenTheKiller View Post
    If they were fine it'd be one of the funniest stories ever.
    That's true, to be fair.


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    It does sound like some kind of movie plot it has to be said, I'm sure they're laughing up there too and to be fair, they'd have died in their sleep too if they were drugged.

    Edit: I'm not sure why them dying in their sleep justified it, but in my head it did briefly.

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    Re: Two Lucha Mini's Found Dead

    An update

    The BBC reported this morning that a 65 year old woman has been arrested in connection with the drugging deaths of Lucha mini wrestlers La Parkita and El Especrito II, who were brothers. The pair were found dead last month in a Mexico City hotel room.

    Police allege the woman, who was not named, and an accomplice met with the wrestlers and went back to their hotel room with them. Then, they used eyedroppers to drug the wrestlers and rob them, but instead killed the minis by not taking their smaller size into account for the dosage.

    Police tracked down the suspect via cell phone calls made from one of the mini's cell phones. The woman has denied the charges, saying she visited with the wrestlers for only 20 minutes and that nothing happened.

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