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    Your personal vanity

    How vain are you?

    There are a ton of cosmetic products for guys out there now, and are constantly being told to moisture properly and do all sorts of things that our Grandpappy's would have balked at.

    But what are your greatest vanity moments?

    Do you suntan in a shop like a sunwhore?

    Do you get your back and sac waxed?

    Do you get your teeth whitened artificially?

    C'mon yer big gay bears, tell us your worst vain secret!
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    Re: Your personal vanity

    I actually pluck my eyebrows myself







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    Re: Your personal vanity

    I consider myself pretty vain, but I've never done the things you listed (tanned, waxed, whitened).

    I like to think I dress well, though, and I like my hair an awful lot. I also use this Biotherme creme on my face, which I probably couldn't live without anymore.

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    I use Nair quite a bit.

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Quote Originally Posted by Paid Laid Made View Post
    I actually pluck my eyebrows myself
    Oh man, you better have brows like Santino to justify that. I'm just sayin'.

    I used to care about how I looked before I got married. Now I've gotten comfortable and grown myself a nasty beer belly. When I realized I couldn't put my socks on anymore without turning my leg sideways, I started exercising again...


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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Shaving, pretty much.

    I'm one of the non-vainest people ever. I can get ready in 5 minutes, easily. As long as my face is clear and moisturized, I could really care less... make-up isn't a high priority for me at all so meh.

    I actually went to college the other day wearing capris with mis-matched knee high socks and slippers.


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    Re: Your personal vanity

    i use female shampoo because it makes my hair soft and luscious

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Gross, Nair.

    I feel like I'd look ridiculous if I tried to shave/wax any part of my body except my face. I'd have to go full-body or it'd be all unbalanced. Plus anyway, I've embraced the chest hair thing, and several women (not all, more-so the older ones) have told me they like it.

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    Dude, I shower every day, I wear Speed Stick and I shave like once a week. Im surprised Ive even had sex, I must look like such a hobo.

    I have wanted to try those blackhead strips though. I watch some youtube vids of people pulling out their blackheads and I got ideas.
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    Re: Your personal vanity

    It smells awful (Nair) but nobody has to smell it but me.. I just use it to touch up areas that for whatever the reason grow unbalanced..

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Quote Originally Posted by Freak View Post
    Gross, Nair.

    I feel like I'd look ridiculous if I tried to shave/wax any part of my body except my face. I'd have to go full-body or it'd be all unbalanced. Plus anyway, I've embraced the chest hair thing, and several women (not all, more-so the older ones) have told me they like it.
    I've tried nair but imho a razor does the best I guess you can say i cant really stand any hair except for the hair on my face and head







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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Yeah I'm pretty vain, Lotion, various hair products, much like freak, i try to dress well, shower probably 2/3 times a day, clean shaven body, manicures, the works.

    For the record, don't diss manicures until you've had one, it makes your hands feel amazing.

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    I use conditioner in my hair now, so its softer. I use moisturizer right after I get out of the shower on my face and arms. Thats about as vain as I get. I don't like to look slobby, but I don't go out of my way to look great.
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    Re: Your personal vanity

    One of the best purchases I've made over the last year is a fog-less shower mirror. If you shave at the end of your shower, after the hot water has moistened the shit out of your skin, you get the closest, easiest, most comfortable shave imaginable (save one of those spa ones, probably).

    We should have a thread to combat all the virginity ones, where we swap beauty and dating and sex tips. We could call it The Playa's Ball.

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Quote Originally Posted by Freak View Post
    We should have a thread to combat all the virginity ones, where we swap beauty and dating and sex tips. We could call it The Playa's Ball.
    The Metro Station, tbh.


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    Re: Your personal vanity

    I don't worry too much about this.

    I haven't bought any new clothes in probably year.

    I only use soap, shampoo, etc.

    No lotions or moisturizers or anything like that.

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Quote Originally Posted by The Brain View Post
    The Metro Station, tbh.
    That could work.

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    Watch the Nazi Banksters Crimes Ripple Effect Film.

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    Re: Your personal vanity

    I can go either way. Often times I go weeks without having to look good for anyone as I work alone at night. Therefore I just dress warm with a sweatshirt and hat to basically keep myself warm in this ancient, piece of shit building.

    My wife plucks my eyebrows though. I wouldn't have a Santino or anything but some garbage grows in. Plus its a good excuse for my wife to straddle me. Giggity.

    I also wear contacts, but its mainly because I hate glasses. I stopped wearing glasses the day I got punched in the face and I couldnt see the dude swinging at me. haha. Basically I wanted to be prepared after that......The weird thing is I got punched in the face again a couple years later and the friggin contacts popped out. (yeah I got hit pretty hard)

    My vision is god awful -4.50

    Besides the contacts and eyebrows I am a pretty basic dude and just use my devastatingly awesome looks to get me by.

    It's a curse, I know. But you get used to being as dead sexy as I am.

    *canned laughter ends*


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    Re: Your personal vanity

    Isn't Metro Station like some.. really... tremendously faggy band?

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