View Poll Results: Who do you want to eliminate?

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  • RainShaker

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  • Markstrom

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  • Shawn

    2 8.00%
  • Ed

    1 4.00%
  • Broc Lobster

    0 0%
  • Sayer

    0 0%
  • Todd Chavez

    18 72.00%
  • The Gipper

    1 4.00%
  • The Golden One

    0 0%
  • Man

    0 0%
  • Zero

    0 0%
  • Keefmoon

    0 0%
  • Wolf Beast

    1 4.00%
  • BattleTank

    1 4.00%
  • Postman Dave

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Thread: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

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    WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2



    As the dust settles on Day 1, let's see who's doing fisticuffs with who.

    Ed's admittance of his own boss powers has immediately drawn an enemy towards him, as noted anti-authoritarian rabble rouser The Gipper gets right in his face, mouthing off and making threatening gestures! Unfortunately for The Gipper, Ed only lowers himself to conversing with people who are Plat or higher, so The Gipper's incessant screeching falls on deaf ears. Ed eventually wanders over to kick Keefmoon in the dick, while an inconsolable Gipper can only follow beside him, yelling ineffectively all the while.

    RainShaker and Markstrom square up on The Golden One, recognising the threat the Man with the Golden Fist possesses. But before the devious duo can launch an attack, The Golden One is saved by his e-fed cohort, Sayer, who drops RainShaker & Markstrom with a pair of forearms! Sayer throws up a hand for a high-five, only for The Golden One to immediately turn away and start kicking BattleTank in kneecap. Sayer doesn't get the hint and eagerly joins in, despite The Golden One's protests. Sorry, Golden, you're stuck with him.

    Broc Lobster finds himself face-to-face with Wolf Beast, quickly begging the BTB Mod not to mess up his haircut. Wolf Beast swears that neither his fists nor feet will tousle Broc Lobster's shiny new haircut, and a relieved Broc Lobster hugs him in response. But alas, with a wink towards the camera, Wolf Beast reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a burrito! He smushes it into Broc Lobster's hair! My god! The expression on Broc Lobster's face looks like you just told him his beloved family pet died before kicking him thirteen times in the dick! All he can do is crumple onto the mat, letting out cries of distress as ground beef and tomato paste make a mess of his once beautiful haircut.

    In the chaos, no-one is paying attention to Todd Chavez. Normally, this would be beneficial, but Todd Chavez is the saddest of sacks, and no-one thinking he's important enough to do battle with is really taking a toll on his self-esteem. In his depressed state, he lazily slouches towards the ropes and gazes outward, pondering whether he should just eliminate himself and get it over with, when suddenly he is gently pushed by Zero! Completely accidentally, mind you, Zero just tripped over Man and lightly touched Todd Chavez. This is enough to give Todd Chavez enough motivation to stay in the fight, and he promptly does a pretty cool superkick to Zero, before also tripping Man and stumbling onto the mat.

    And finally, Shawn bumps into Jman, immediately raising a fist. But Jman halts him! What's going on?

    Jman: Woah, hold on! Don't punch me, that would hurt! I have a better idea!

    Shawn: Should I kick you instead?

    Jman: No, you should team up with me! An alliance to end all alliances! You scratch my back, I scratch yours, and we win together!

    Shawn: I do like my back bring scratched. Okay, who should we target first?

    Jman: Let's target someone you don't know, that way you don't feel bad about making them the first elimination in the Rumble.

    Shawn: That sounds like a plan!

    Shawn immediately clocks Jman with the mother of all lariats! He follows this by tossing Jman over the ropes, sending him into elimination!

    Shawn: Hey, he was right, I don't feel bad about this at all! THANKS JMAN!

    Sprawled out on the floor, Jman can only give a weak thumbs up in response.

    Smooth Jazz Wolf: Poor Jman has fallen victim to two curses at once - the heavily documented 'Newbie's Curse', and the 'Poor Choice of Words Curse.' Three if you include Shawn also being a curse of some kind. Rough luck, buddy. Always next year.



    But we can't dawdle about Jman all day, though I wish we could. Instead, we'll welcome the next entrant into the WC Rumble - none other than the OG Host, the man who kept this baby going for years, everyone's Internet Boyfriend, Postman Dave! He sprints down the aisle, accidentally stomping on Jman's corpse in the process, and slides into the ring!

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    The Newbie Curse strikes again. Jman's out, Postman Dave's in. Vote for who's the next elimination.


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    #JusticeforBrocsHair



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Wow HOF got all their Russian bots to vote me out.
    Todd Chavez: I'm deeply sad and nothing can make me happy.

    Also, eat the rich.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Todd Chavez View Post
    Wow HOF got all their Russian bots to vote me out.
    SuperSaiyan voted for Ed.



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Man View Post
    SuperSaiyan voted for Ed.
    IM HAPPY YOU GET IT
    Todd Chavez: I'm deeply sad and nothing can make me happy.

    Also, eat the rich.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Todd Chavez View Post
    IM HAPPY YOU GET IT
    Glad to be able to cheer you up.



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    I would get revenge on Ed for kicking me in the dick, but he's bigger and more popular than me. So I'll make myself feel better by picking on the only person to take more dick kicks than me in the match. Sorry, Wolfy, it's just how bullying works.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Man View Post
    Glad to be able to cheer you up.
    I WAS LYING. NOTHING CAN MAKE ME HAPPY.
    Todd Chavez: I'm deeply sad and nothing can make me happy.

    Also, eat the rich.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Keefmoon View Post
    I would get revenge on Ed for kicking me in the dick, but he's bigger and more popular than me. So I'll make myself feel better by picking on the only person to take more dick kicks than me in the match. Sorry, Wolfy, it's just how bullying works.
    I tried to save you tbf in my own special way.

    Anyway ED PAY ATTENTION TO ME AS I AM A REBEL. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
    " I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else."

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Why the hell is Wold Beast carrying around a burrito in his pocket? Fuji about to sue him for gimmick infringement

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    I'm coming back in to throw Shawn over the top rope


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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Keefmoon View Post
    I would get revenge on Ed for kicking me in the dick, but he's bigger and more popular than me. So I'll make myself feel better by picking on the only person to take more dick kicks than me in the match. Sorry, Wolfy, it's just how bullying works.
    Your card is marked, brother!

    Quote Originally Posted by Broc Lobster View Post
    Why the hell is Wold Beast carrying around a burrito in his pocket? Fuji about to sue him for gimmick infringement
    I saw how over Fuji got with it. I'm not above infringing on gimmicks.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    I'm not technically in the match yet but just picture me on the outside of the ring constantly grabbing Jon's ankle



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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    God damn, earliest I've been in a while

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Silk View Post
    I'm not technically in the match yet but just picture me on the outside of the ring constantly grabbing Jon's ankle
    I'm used to fighting against unfair odds. When you stand up to an oppressive oligarchy, that's just Monday.
    Todd Chavez: I'm deeply sad and nothing can make me happy.

    Also, eat the rich.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Todd Chavez View Post
    I'm used to fighting against unfair odds. When you stand up to an oppressive oligarchy, that's just Monday.
    I was gonna vote ed but Todd said this shit

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    I welcome the hatred of the crooks who destroyed our forum.
    Todd Chavez: I'm deeply sad and nothing can make me happy.

    Also, eat the rich.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Todd Chavez View Post
    I'm used to fighting against unfair odds. When you stand up to an oppressive oligarchy, that's just Monday.
    This is depressing. They even tampered with your own vote to put it on yourself.

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    Re: WC Royal Rumble 11: Day 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Beast View Post
    This is depressing. They even tampered with your own vote to put it on yourself.
    Scum has snuck a vote manipulator into the rumble?!?!

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