Promos from High Voltage

Kyle Crosby

Originally Posted by Clark W. Griswold

We cut to a shot backstage, Kyle Crosby is ready for his match as Lacey walks up to him.



Lacey: Mr. Crosby, how do you feel about your match tonight? Especially since Steve Ryan is injured, and isn't medically cleared for competition?

Kyle stares blankly at Lacey without responding, as if he doesn't register what she just said. Lacey looks annoyed.


Lacey: Hello? How could you even consider wrestling a man whose career is at stake?

Kyle scratches his chin a bit, as if he's pondering this in his head. A smile creeps across as his face as he leans a little closer to Lacey, the X-Fly title slung over his shoulder.


Kyle Crosby: I feel great Lacey. I just feel great.

He stops abruptly, as if he had more to say, but he doesn't continue. Lacey begins to pout and stamps one of her feet on the floor.


Lacey: What exactly do you feel great about?!

Kyle continues smiling, taking his good old time in responding.


Crosby: About the match of course, that is the first thing you asked.

Lacey rolls her eyes and sighs a little.


Lacey: Well why exactly do you feel so great?

Kyle glances down at the X-Fly title, then looks back at Lacey.


Crosby: Well let's see now little miss sour puss, I did beat three other men at Redemption to become the new X-Fly champion. Just think about that a moment, alow the thought to enter your ears and penitrate your puny little brain. Let it soak in a bit. Before you confuse yourself or hurt your brain, allow me to emphasize the importance. Joey Nicholas and Steve Osborn once held this title, the same title that I now hold. It's true, Steve Ryan did beat Osborn...but oh wait that's right, I BEAT HIM THEN!

Kyle starts laughing frantically. It takes a moment for him to calm down.


Lacey:But, but what about his injured ankle? There's no way he could possibly beat you.

Crosby: That's the beauty of it, I DON'T CARE. Do you read my website Lacey? Well, apparently Steve Ryan does. I knew he would be emotional and liable to do something stupid. So I put an open invitation for him to try and win back this title knowing damn well he'd be stupid enough to accept!

Lacey: So you planned for this?! You actually want to injure him further?

Crosby: Why not? There will be someone to take his place, there always is. I told everyone the era of the Cobra was here, at least Steve Ryan has accepted this. Time for Dr. Crosby to administer another lethal dose of that Canadian venom!

Kyle walks away and the scene fades to black.

FTK

Originally Posted by StylesofPunk

*Nero and Anna sitting in a well light room and it looks like a interview*


Anna: Well tonight Nero you and the crazy wife of yours go against a restaurant and Deported? Depotty? How do you feel about that?

Nero: Well lady I don’t know who I never met before Anna and myself are fighting for these things called Tag Team Titles. Well the thing is in every story we have a protagonist and an antagonist. Well since the crowd is all hot and crazy for them two crazy foreign bastards I guess Anna and myself will have to be the antagonists.

Anna: What will happen if you win tonight?

Nero: Well we will show them two what a real tag team is and we will wear our championships proud. We will finally be able to show CWA who should been the real champions since day 1. FTK should be the greatest tag team and soon it will be known.

Anna: So news around the locker room is that your wife is posing nude for playboy. Is it true?

Nero: Well to put rumors aside yes, yes it is true. I got called by the man himself Hue Hefner to do one of those celebrity couple photo shoots. Like previous men before me, like Dave Navarro, I will be behind the camera taking pictures of my beautiful wife. We are both being paid big for this and gain access to the Playboy Mansion.

Anna: What do you have to say to your wife?

Nero: Well damn since your right in front of me all I got to say is lets go win us some championships and be villains for the night since we have to win over cheers from them two brownies oops I mean well damn I forgot their names anyways that doesn’t matter because tonight we make them famous, cut scene over.

Steve Osborn

Originally Posted by The Natural

Thunder roars as rain and lightning crash down across the sky in Kansas City. The violent winds do little to cool the summer air and the warm breeze makes the tent flaps whip around wildly. Inside the circus tent, the show continues and the crowd is loud in their approval. Light from inside shines through the exit corridor, where the silhouette of a man grows closer with every second. "The Natural" Steve Osborn steps out into the open and toward the camera. His face is unrecognizable in the darkness, but his voice is unmistakable.

Steve Osborn:
When I was a boy my parents used to bring me to the circus all the time. Even as a boy, I knew I wanted to be an entertainer when I grew up. But entertainment alone wouldn't suffice. It's not that I didn't enjoy the circus. On the contrary, I loved the circus, but I wanted to be a competitor.

I told them I wanted to be a professional wrestler and they laughed. Oh, did they ever laugh. But they continued to take me to the circus. They told me that this is where I would end up if I wanted to be an entertainer. They told me I would be as miserable as the clowns. But father, I would ask, aren't the clowns happy? No, he said, for their smiles are painted on. I never enjoyed the circus again.

A flash of lightning illuminates the area and shows Steve Osborn's angry face momentarily. A second later, he is shrouded in darkness again.

Steve Osborn:
But I came here to remind myself what I learned. You see, I figured it out. I know why the clowns aren't happy. It's because they entertain with their faces covered in paint. Nobody knows who they are, nobody knows who to thank, nobody knows who entertains them. It was then that I decided not only will I entertain, but everyone will know the name Steve Osborn!

I came here tonight to remind myself why I try to be the best each and every night I perform. I came here tonight to remember. But I also came here tonight to remind myself about clowns. A clown is a performer who hides himself. A clown is protected by mystery. A clown's identity is never known. And as such, clowns have safety. They have a bad night - no one needs to know. You just do the make-up differently next time and you're a whole new character. Someone doesn't like your routine? Fine. You go backstage and change into your normal clothes, they have nobody to heckle.

That same level of protection applies to whomever has decided to be Mr. Willis' partner on High Voltage. I don't know who they are, I don't know where to find them. As such, they are safe. But all that is going to change come the night of the show. If whomever feels lucky enough to face the Submission Coalition doesn't do what's best for them and remain behind the curtain, I'm going to go out of my way to make this their final act.

Whoever that clown is, they certainly aren't going to want to share the fate Sub Co has planned for "the 2010 Ruler of the Ring." Because at High Voltage, three taps and a bell ringing to match isn't going to be enough anymore. I need something more substantial. I need Willis' blood. I need bone protruding flesh. I need the flashing lights of an ambulance. I NEED IT ALL.

The Submission Coalition hasn't come here to challenge other factions, set world records, or keep High Voltage the highest rated wrestling show on television today. We have no qualms doing all of those things but it's not WHY we came here. We came to make a statement. We joined together so that our voice would be heard loud and clear. Our collective voice is more voluminous than any crowd could ever be and our clarity will cut through your souls. For some this is just wrestling. For some this is what's on TV Tuesday night. But this is my life. Each and every match is a testament to the goal I've aspired to since I was but a boy. And when they hear my name being announced after I defeat Mr. Willis and his mystery partner, they will remember the name Steve Osborn.

Oh, Mr. Willis... poor Mr. Willis... he made an unfortunate decision when he chose not to join us. I can only hope his health and life insurance have been updated because the Submission Coalition isn't attending a surprise party on Tuesday. We're attending a funeral. And it sure as hell isn't ours. It could be anyone choosing to team with Willis on that night, but quite frankly, it doesn't matter. The outcome will remain the same, and everyone will remember the name... Steve...

The lightning crackles once more and Osborn is illuminated as he turns and heads away from the circus tent without finishing.

Mr. Showtime

Originally Posted by Mr Showtime

*We fade into an empty movie theatre. The camera draws closer onto the screen, which is bordered by a big red velvet curtain, then the camera turns to the left to see Mr. Showtime sitting in the middle of a row of seats.*

Showtime: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Showtime on the aisle. Tonight we are previewing the huge tag team match where I and Steve Osborn face Mr. Willis aaaaand......a partner of his choosing.

Showtime: Yes, as you can tell I'm not at all afraid at what partner Willis will be choosing. In fact, I may already have an idea as to who it is. That's right; being in the movie business like I am...I can spot a lame plot twist from a mile away. And instead of explaining things to you, here's a short film for your enjoyment. So I think it's time to round up...The Unusual Suspects.

*Showtime turns towards the screen, and the camera does the same. Then it fades into...*

Clique Wrestling Alliance Presents

Mr. Showtime
in

The Unusual Suspects

*We fade into a small room. Mr. Showtime and a police officer enter the room.*

Police Officer: Ok sir, now we've provided a lineup for you to go through. Now their faces shall not be revealed, but you can talk to each suspect. Do you have any questions.

*Showtime stands next to the office with his arms folded and a distraught look on his face and dry streams on his cheeks from what looks to be tears.*

Showtime: No...let's just get this over with.

Police Officer: All right.

*The officer pushes down on a PA button in front of him.*

Police Officer: Send in the suspects.

*Four people dressed in orange jumpsuits and paper bags over their heads walk in and stand side-by-side.*

Police Officer: Whenever you're ready sir, take your time.

*Showtime reaches one of his arms out and presses the PA button.*

Showtime: Number One steps forward.

*The first person from the left steps forward.*

Showtime: What is your name please?

#1: Shockwave.

Showtime: Ok, and why would you team up with Mr. Willis?

#1: To see that you and the Submission Coalition are history in CWA.

Showtime: Ok, now Number Two step forward.

*#1 steps back while #2 steps forward.*

Showtime: Ok #2, what is your name?

#2: Steve Ryan.

Showtime: And why would you want to be Willis's partner?

#2: Because I want to finish what I started with Steve Osborn.

Showtime: Ok, now Number Three step forward.

*#2 steps back to where they were, then #3 steps forward.*

Showtime: What is your name Number Three?

#3: Anna.

Showtime: Anna!? Aw hell no it ain't her, Number Four step forward.

*#3 steps back and #4 steps forward.*

Showtime: And who are you Number Four?

#4: Ralph McCoy.

Showtime: And why would you want to team with Mr. Willis?

#4: Because I hate what the Sub Co represents and they don't belong in pro wrestling.

*Showtime takes his hand off the PA button and looks at the officer.*

Showtime: Ok...Number Four is the one.

Police Officer: Very well.

*The officer presses down on the PA button again.*

Police Officer: All, but Number Four a free to leave.

*The other three suspects exit the room while #4 stands against the wall alone. Then it cuts back to the officer and Showtime.*

Police Officer: We'll go ahead and get him into custody.

*The officer exits the room. Showtime goes from a distraught look to his normal self.*

Showtime: You wanna know how I knew? Well...it seemed pretty obvious to me. I mean who else would be dumb enough to say yes to teaming with Mr. Willis? So look no further than the eight second wonder, Ralph McCoy.

*Showtime chuckles to himself.*

Showtime: You wanna know something? His girl told me that being in bed with Ralph lasts eight seconds.

*Showtime busts out in laughter. This lasts for a few more seconds, then he begins to settle down. Showtime is holding his right side.*

Showtime: That is pretty sad; and you know what else is sad, not being able to see Willis's face as a I made him tap in front of the entire world. But not to worry, the entire world saw him tap and it was probably a glorious site to behold. He may have busted my nose, but it was Willis's pride that I shattered at Redemption. Then...as he tries to pick up the pieces from Redemption...his pride will get shattered once again, when he rolls into Kansas City and the Submission Coalition dishes out another beating. A beating almost as bad as when we finally made our debut.

*We cut to a shot of the officer handcuffing #4 and taking them away. Then it cuts back to Showtime.*

Showtime: But let's face it people, there is no beating could ever top that. There is no sequel that could out-do the original. But I think we can make our sequel much like a Godfather Part Two or Empire Strikes back, a home run. Because Willis, I said that you lit a fire in me after you beat me at Hostile Takeover and that fire isn't even close from dying. Beating you at Redemption just added more fuel to it. And now I want to put you out of your misery. Now I'm not saying that it isn't going to last fifteen minutes...I'm saying it's gonna last longer than that. And McCoy...you're gonna regret ever joining up with Willis, because you will realize that this isn't your battle to fight, but it's time for you and Willis to face the music and the worst beating of your life. And whichever one of you I just happen to slap on my finishing submission...then it will be time to...Roll the Credits. Because when I lock that hold in, it's all over, because there's no way to prepare yourselves for...The Five Star Selection?...Naturally Entertaining?...The Three Tap Classic?...No, The Submission Coalition.

*Showtime nods his head.*

Showtime: Curtain Up.

*Showtime stares into the camera as the screen slowly fades to black.*

A Clique Wrestling Alliance Production

Written & Directed By

Mr. Showtime

Mr. Willis

Originally Posted by Mr. Willis

Mr. Willis in
I Stand Alone In The Valley of Death

"The One" by Slaughterhouse plays throughout the arena and the 2010 CWA Ruler of the Ring walks right out as Mr. Willis stands on top of the CWA High Voltage entrance ramp. Willis looks around as he eyes pans the crowd that chant his name "WILLIS!!!!". Mr. Willis just takes it in with the fans chanting his name as Mr. Willis reaches his hand in the air as the microphone falls from the sky and lands right inside the palm of Mr. Willis hand. He holds the microphone in his hand as he looks around before beginning to speak.

Mr. Willis: I will be the first to tell you that Mr. Willis isn't having such a good couple of weeks. First losing to "The Natural" Steve Osborn on the last High Voltage and losing to Mr. Showtime at Redemption pay per view really has Mr. Willis down on his luck for the moment. Mr. Willis is on a little slump but now this is the time where I announce that this little slump is behind me as Mr. Sports Entertainment is going back what he does best and that is breaking necks and cashing checks.

The fans cut off Willis with a "Sports Entertainment" chant as Willis smirks for a quick second as he just points around at the arena that fills with the Mr. Willis fans which Willis now proclaims them "Entertainment Seekers".

Mr. Willis: Now I promise to my millions and millions of my Entertainment Seekers that Mr. Willis the man you support will get his shit together I promise you that. Mr. Willis is back on focus and that is a fact jack, I know that I seem not on track with my wrestling agenda as of late but like I previously stated. My elbows will hurt 2x as hard as a normal elbow, my body slams will hurt 3x as normal body slam. When I swing to knock a chumps jaw off my punch will hurt 4x of a normal bitch as jab punch. Now when I lock in the Turn Kings To Pawns on an opponent I will be looking to do nothing but break his back in half. When I drop these terrible excuse for athletes and professional wrestlers with the D.T.E I will be doing it not only for the three count but to make sure that the person doesn't get back up.

Mr. Willis pauses for a quick second as you can hear chatter from inside the audience of the High Voltage event. Mr. Willis quickly smirks as he puts the microphone back to speaking position.

Mr. Willis: Now, my Entertainment Seekers Mr. Willis has a tag match against two members of Submission Coalition. I am facing the two wrestlers that gave me the taste of defeat in my last two bouts. Steve Osborn and Mr. Showtime and here is my chance to redeem myself and take my name out of the dirt as losing to these two put my name in my situation. Now the situation my Entertainment Seekers is that I need a partner, I can't ask Roberto as he is still recovering from his brutal and bloody match against Rich Stone where he took back the CWA Heavyweight Title. So I can't ask him to be my partner so now Mr. Willis is on a hunt to find himself a partner. I been looking at the High Voltage roster, and I see nothing as I will go down the potential partner list for you guys and hell you fans can help me weave through it.

Mr. Willis looks behind him and up at the entrance screen as he points to it and this image appears.

Mr. Willis: The WALL!!!! This big tall and brainless jackass will be a great partner as he will just be hired muscle. If he just turn off his brain .... what I am saying this guy has no brain. WAIT!!!!!!!!! This big for nothing, no talent and future best in endeavor in the making is not good enough to team up with "Mr. Sports Entertainment" he doesn't have what it takes to team up and have the back of a future legend like myself so NEXT!!!!

The fans get excited as Mr. Willis is just plan jamming on all cylinders on this promo and the Entertainment Seekers are on the edge of his seat. Willis is slightly cracking up as he turns around and points to the entrance screen again and this image appears.

Mr. Willis: OH YEAH!!!! Roderick Kyle, this guy right here is all skill ...... WAIT!!!!!! Does Roderick Kyle still work here? Wasn't he fired or released two weeks ago or something? Can I please get a active roster page or something I mean this suck-fest of wrestlers like Wall and Roderick Kyle should be on Adrenaline Rush if they are going to take up space because hell 95% of the Adrenaline Rush roster take up space in CWA. I need a damn reliable partner who can keep up move for move with me in that ring.

Mr. Willis points to the ring as he makes that statement. Mr. Willis cracks up some more as he pretty much proves that no one on this roster has the talent to team up with him. Mr. Willis really believes he is the greatest thing since slice bread. Willis has very high standards when it comes to a tag partner and well he isn't be shy about it.

Mr. Willis: I mean no one on the High Voltage roster that are here can team up with the likes of me and I will run down the list for you. The Johnsons are OVERRATED!!!, Who hasn't beaten Nero James no matter who he is dating. Clint Sheppard isn't even in my league which is a shame as that dude is about 50. Who the hell is Colton Vice, A Mouthful of Awesome are douche-bags. Dave Hunter is a nobody not even sure why he is still on the roster. I mean I can on and on as there is nobody on this roster that can team up with the likes of me but HEY!!!!! I think I found someone!!!! This person has teamed with EVERYONE!!!! in CWA and I mean this person really REALLY!!!! knows everyone very well. I am of course talking about the one and only.

Mr. Willis with a huge grin on his face points at the Entrance screen as this image appears on it and everyone bursts out in laughter.

Mr. Willis: Yes Victoria Stone, Rich Stone EX!!! World Champ hoar of a wife. Now this chick right here has been all backstage I mean they call her a door nob as everyone gets a turn. She's been on everyone in Submission Coalition. I mean I hear she lets everyone try to make her tap out, she will be a great partner for me as well it seems I am the only one here in CWA who hasn't "teamed up" with her yet and well their is always a first time for everything.

Now on a serious note, I seems I need a partner but hell I will go up against both Osborn and Showtime. If that is a case then Osborn as I talk to you because I know who the leader of the team is. Osborn expect Mr. Willis to be swinging at full force as I look to take you chumps down and out for good. I am ready for war whether I stand alone or I have someone back me up, just expect Mr. Willis to be ready to get down and kick some ass and take some names because the true star in this company says so and his name is ......... (cough).

MISSSTTTTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! WILLLLLLLLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Luchadore Grande

Originally Posted by Lucha Grande

His eyes adjust to the light as he hears his name lightly in the air. He still has not made anything out, as his eye lids open and close. He tries to knock the cobwebs, as the voice gets closer. He can only hear Grande, and not the first part. The voice is a very low slow voice, sounds very old in his ears. As more of the cobwebs clear out he can hear the voice clearer, and the big Luchardore realizes that it’s Chavotio. As El Luchadore Grande opens his eyes fully he sees Chavito still coming towards him, just screaming Grande Grande Grande. Before he can reach the big wrestler, he is talking very fast. Luchadore has to adjust his mask as it slipped to the left side of his face while he was sleeping. He starts making out Chavoito’s Spanish, and it’s clearer to him what the old man is saying.

Chavo: –We just got our big break Grande, I just got a phone call from the GM of High Voltage, and you are getting a title shot!!! They want you to challenge for the AMLL Championship. And get this you get to face CJ Franchise. This could be a huge step for you. The Mexican fans have been clamoring for you in the CWA, and they want to try and give you the shot, the only thing is that you have to perform, and defeat the Franchise to get the title. Grande, I think you can do it!!!-

El Luchadore Grande’s eyes light up as he places his left hand over his right wrist just thinking about the possibitlies, and If he should accept such a huge task. He looks over his bed post, and grabs his long blue cape, and puts it on as he walks towards Chavoito.

Grande: –Chavoito I do agree with you that this is a huge opportunity for me, and my Mexican fans, but you know I just don’t want to hurt this CJ Franchise. I have heard great things about him, and I would hate to do something to ruin his career. He is an established superstar here in the CWA, and if I do something like I did in Mexico I could be hated. –

Chavoito: Grande, my old friend you cannot worry about stuff like that. This is the chance for you first championship match. This is your chance to put the people of Mexico on your back, and give them some hope. I know you can do it, because you are the best Grande. No one can beat you. Each time you go the ring, and perform you lose, because you are afraid to use that strength that god gave you. What happened in Mexico was a fluke Lucha, don’t let that haunt you!-

Grande: But Chavoito you don’t understand. When I go to sleep the darkness brings out nightmares. I have to sleep with a light on, and most of the time I do not get sleep at all. Last night was the first time I could get sleep. All I think about is the young man’s broken body in my arms after I delivered my power bomb. The family of the young kid, I do not see why the people of Mexico see me as a hero. I am a disgrace.

Chavoito: We decided to come to America for a chance, for a change of scenery, and so far you have wasted your opportunity. You have let people defeat you that should have never even laid a finger on the Luchadore Grande. You are the best in the world, you have to believe in it, and we our first chance to defeat an established superstar here in the CWA. Do you understand the money you could make? Think of the money you could send to your mom, the pride that will overflow her when you bring home the AMLL title belt. –

Grande: -Chavoito CJ Franchise is ranked number 3 in the X-Fly division. He is really really good, how about if I do try, and he still defeats me. I do not want the nightmares to continue. If I do something I could really hurt him.-

You can see Chavoito thinking of another line of attack for his huge friend. He ponders what he will say for a couple of seconds, and then just as nothing happens he turns the conversation to another point.

Chavoito: -Lucha, CJ Franchise has been talking about your mother back home. Chavoito knows he is playing a dangerous game as he has never heard any talk from CJ Franchise. He has been going on Mexico radio and television, and talking about how his mother raised a little puppy dog, and asking if you are still living and sucking on your mom’s breast. He has been over the television going crazy about how he is going to defeat you, and you will have no chance.-

You see Lucha’s eyes start to turn red, and anger starts to build up inside of him. Chavoito continues with his ploy, seeing that it is working, but Chavoito steps back, because he sees that Lucha is about to use his strength on something, and he doesn’t want to be part of the wreckage.

Chavoito: -Lucha, he is saying that your mom was a whore, and that you were born, because your mom was out in the streets of Mexico working for money. He has been saying you do not know who your father is. I do not think you want him to be talking like that, especially about your mother, Grande, we have to make CJ Franchise pay.-

All of a sudden El Luchadore Grande’s playful style turns into all out anger, a table is in front of him, and instead of walking around the table, he raises his arms over his head, and then he places a double sledge on top of the table, and the table shatters in thousands of pieces as if it was wet paper. El Luchadore lets out a huge might roar, and Chavoito steps back even more. El Luchadore Grande then turns around and he sees a barstool sitting there, he picks it up as if it was a paperclip, and hurls it through the living room, and it crashes through a Mexican style tv, where there is a huge TV placed in wood, but a television that works on top. The stool goes through the bottom TV exploding the glass in millions of pieces. Chavoito places his hands up to try and calm down the huge luchadore. El Luchadore Grande comes back to reality and realizes what he has done. He then goes down to his knees, and he starts to sob Chavoito’s name. Chavoito comes close to the big Luchadore, and
throws his arms around the man’s shoulder.

Chavoito: –Lucha do not destroy the house, please just remember who you are after. Remember who said that, and let your rage go upon CJ Franchise. Do not hold back! Bring the AMLL title to me, and we will party together. Lucha this will be your finest hour.-

The camera closes as you hear El Luchadore Grande sob CJ Franchise’s name. As the camera closes you see Chavoito console the young man, but then you see a wry smile come from the handler.

A Mouthful of Awesome

Originally Posted by Angel Batista

*We open the scene to the workout center of a Curves Gym in Kansas City, Missouri. The ladies-only designed gym is packed today on a Saturday afternoon. The treadmills are running with several women improving their cardio. The weight sets are up to capacity with strong, yet beautiful women. The camera then zooms out to the front entrance of the Curves Gym in Kansas City, near the receptionist desk. The CWA World Tag Team Champions, A Mouthful of Awesome, come into the center of the shot. Jackson Sonik is on the right. He is wearing a Reel Big Fish T-Shirt, a Fedora, a pair of jeans, and his tag team title hoisted upon his shoulder. Deportista is on the left. Deportista has his mask on, as well as a Dramatic Dream Team Wrestling T-Shirt and some board shorts. His tag belt is also upon his shoulder. Jackson looks at a timid Deportista, who is looking at the women in the gym. Deportista looks at Jackson. Jackson smiles, then looks at the camera.*

Jackson Sonik

"It has looked to be a tough finish to the summer for the tag team champions, A Mouthful of Awesome. Let me set the scene for you fans out there. After a successful tour in Japan for BJW, Zero-1, and DDT, we came back to the CWA and picked up the gold that we left here on our way out to Japan. Then, after months of constant struggle, clear hatred, and un-avenged justice, we faced off against The Elite in Axl and Daren Storm. Just the four of us. Something that we had to settle. We got the job done. We defeated our rivals at the appropiately titled Redemption in the appropriately placed Tijuana. To beat who we beat in the Elite, and to regain these tag titles added a lot of confidence to our self esteem."

*Jackson takes his title and puts it in front of the camera. Being hesitant, Deportista does the same.*

Jackson Sonik
"In addition to those personal achievments, we have recieve praise from wrestling publications, fellow wrestlers, officials and staff members, and critics that Deportista and myself are the best tag team in wrestling today. We are honored to take such a claim. We thank all of our supporters and fans, and with our tag titles and our recent victory over the Elite, this honor really gives us a massive confidence boost."

*Jackson looks at Deportista. Deportista looks intimidated. Jackson puts his arm around Deportista to comfort him.*

Jackson Sonik
"Unfortunately, recent events that have taken place put a hinder into our massive amount of confidence. Our summer this year doesn't end without possibly the biggest defense of our reign up to date and beyond. You see, The Elite were a challenge that we did not fear, because the Elite were a squad that ignited a lot of passionate fury in our spirit. They were brothers that we wanted to wreck. These were two brothers that we wanted to destroy. They were brothers that we had a lot of trouble with. With that trouble came the reason for us to fight hard."

*Deportista gets out of the grasp of Jackson. Jackson is one-hundred percent focused upon the camera, and cutting his promo. Deportista begins to head towards certain sections of Curves.*

Jackson Sonik
"This upcoming challenge isn't one that we are directing hatred towards. This isn't a challenge that Deportista and myself are taking the same way as the Elite. This is a challenge that we really have to plan out and strategize. Anna Williams and Nero James are now up to the plate to challenge for our tag team titles. They are a team that, although not expected, are very unorthodox and very different. Let me tell you why, Mouthful fans!"

*Jackson looks behind him. He sees Deportista look around in a nervous manner. Deportista is trying not look stare directly at the women working out. Jackson turns back at the camera.*

Jackson Sonik
"Having dated many women, I can expertly say that they are a very beautiful species of human. I was raised right. The way I was raised is that when you are around a woman, you show nothing but respect towards them. You show perfect manners, you use perfect and respectful dialogue, and you do not act with aggression towards a lady. Especially the strong, confident, and sexy women that you see behind me. They are women that are delicate. These are women that are trying to improve their life. They aren't afraid to fight back with the same aggression that is thrown at them. They are women that remind me of our upcoming opponent, Anna Williams."

*In the background, Deportista heads towards the weight sets. He sees a average built blonde woman in small booty shorts and a red top. He stands over the blonde, who is trying to bench 135 pounds. Deportista begins to bite on his nails. He begins to get more and more nervous as he stands over the blonde. All of the sudden, Deportista touches the right breast of the blonde. This causes her to get startled and drop the weight on top of herself. She begins to struggle. A group of ladies head towards her to help her up. Another group of ladies in the gym, who are massively built, aggressively walk up to Deportista. They begin to say something to Deportista. Deportista begins to look not guilty. One of the built women pushes Deportista down. She mounts onto Deportista and begins to punch him in the face while her friends are cheering around them. Deportista blocks a punch, in which the lady turns it into a strangle. They roll out of the camera shot. Jackson doesn't notice any of this.*

Jackson Sonik
"Anna, I admire your passion to fight along side Nero James. I really do. It really defines the soul of a woman. It shows you how much you love your man. Also, to some degree, it is very sexy. That hinders our confidence, Anna. I hate to admit a weakness to the foe, but Anna, your gender has proven to be quite a task between Deportista and myself. Deportista isn't much familiar with a woman anyway, so I highly doubt he would do something so drastic as to disrespect a woman. He's hesitant. He is like a content little multi-lingual toddler. I, personally, cannot think of how I will handle you in the ring. No puns intended. Being raised right, I couldn't possibly do any harm to a woman. I never liked being the one to break up with someone. Anna, you have an advantage. A Mouthful of Awesome does not hit women!"

*While Jackson says this in the background, Deportista and his womanly foe come back into the background. This time, Deportista has the advantage and is on top. He beings to punch the strong woman right in the face. Her friends notice that she is in trouble and try to yank Deportista off of her. Deportista begins to throw punches at any woman that comes near him. He finally gets outnumbered, as women coming from the cardio room dog pile on top of him. Jackson seems to get annoyed, still unaware of Deportista’s situation.*

Jackson Sonik
“Hey, can you ladies keep it down back there? I am at work here!”

*Jackson tries to get the focus on himself only.*

Jackson Sonik
“Anyway, this hinder does not affect us fully. While Anna is a different opponent that we mean no harm to, all of our focus is on the main target, and for some reason the more weaker of the couple, Nero James. Nero James, you do have the respect of a Mouthful of Awesome. We respect your fight. You are truly an underdog. However, you are not in our league. You cannot hold a candle to the critically proclaimed greatest tag team in wrestling today. Having the passion can only get you so far. We were a good example of that before our trip to Japan, where we tried to rely too much on the emotions fueled by our rivals. We tried to rely too much of the emotions of our fans. We were being too reliable. That is what you are now. That is what you always have been since joining CWA. You’ve relied too much on your love life. You’ve relied too much upon bodyguards and protection from weapons. In addition to seeing how you’ve been dominated by guys like Don deVries and Steve Osborn, guys we have held our ground against, it is very clear that all of our focus in the defense has to be on taking you out.”

*Once again in the background, Deportista emerges from the dog pile. On his shoulders trying to strangle him is the woman that he touched a while back. He is running around frantically with the petite blonde trying to hold the grasp onto Deportista’s neck. *

Jackson Sonik
“So, for this defense, Nero James is our target. He needs to show us not that he can be a part of a championship team, but that he has the intentional passion to lead him to the top. He needs to show us that he can be independent, and that he does not need to rely on his girlfriend, any bodyguards or problem solvers, or any kendo sticks. Finally, he needs to help prove a point that Deportista and I are trying to prove in which our confidence at this point cannot be touched. It cannot be hindered by any female or any weak individual. We are going to isolate you, Nero. We are going to take all the unreliable work that was put into the title shot that the two of you earned was not worth the time. We are going to take this oddly tough challenge and add every lick of passion and confidence into the fight. Just like we did with our comeback. Just like we did in BJW and DDT. Just like we did in Tijuana against the Elite. We are going to prevail in the same fashion, with raw emotion and concentrated passion. This will continue the road to redemption of A Mouthful of Awesome.”

*The fight gets louder and louder in the background. Deportista finally throws the petite blonde off of his back and into an elliptical machine. His shirt gets ripped off in the process. Jackson gets even more annoyed. He steps outside of the Curves gym.*

Jackson Sonik
“In conclusion, behind every great man is a great woman. The species of women are a very sexy and powerful species. Anna Williams fits that definition as a great woman. However, the quote does not hold up, because Nero James is not a great man. He will prove to be the weaker link in this contest. He will make Anna even more stronger and independent than she already is. Also, it will make us even more confident, and even more great. It makes me come up with a quote of my own. Behind every great tag team is a great fight. Get ready for it, FTK.”

*Deportista frantically escapes the Curves gym shirtless. He finds a metal bar near the entrance of the gym and locks it in between the door handles, so that no other women can attack him. He breathes heavily while Jackson concludes his promo.*

Jackson Sonik
“We are going to not only regain our confidence and our criticism, but we will regain our world tag team championships. And Anna, I am a single man now. So if you want to at least take a look at the tag team belts, I will not be afraid to give you a Mouthful!”

*Deportista gets along side Jackson.*

Deportista
“AHOTAAAAA!”

*Jackson looks at Deportista in confusion. Deportista meets Jackson’s stare with a goofy smile.*

Jackson Sonik
“Where is your shirt?”

*Deportista just shrugs. Jackson Sonik shakes it off. Jackson walks out of the camera. Deportista looks at the door of the gym. He hears women knocking angrily on the other side and runs to follow Jackson as the camera fades to black.*

Muy buenas promociones aquí. Me da algo de trabajo fuera de.

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Thanks for doing this guys. It really lets me see what I need to do to promo correctly. A lot of good stuff up there.

Wasn't my promo great? :D