Detroit Lions 2009 Schedule!

Jayman · 01-06-2009, 04:02 PM

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2009 Lions schedule and new rules <o
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September
13................Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Detroit Blind Academy<o
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October
04................ Spanish American War Vets
11................ Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25.................Girl Scout Troop # 353 <o
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November
01................ Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees<o
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22.................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team<o
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SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME<o
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December 08..........Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club <o
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RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys. <o
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RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never<o
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seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten<o
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NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only
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** COACHING CHANGES **
Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She
will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!

Guardian Devil · 01-06-2009, 04:04 PM

lolz sorry Jay v.v

James Deuce · 01-06-2009, 06:33 PM

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horrorfan_1986 · 01-08-2009, 10:10 AM

Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She
will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!

Come on, Jason Hanson is the one good thing about the Lions. >_>

I smell success on Nov 15th.
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New Jersey's Favorite Son · 01-17-2009, 06:58 PM

LOL, Poor Lions, that's the first thing i laughed at in this section.

Dman · 01-17-2009, 07:01 PM

They wont win one game.

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