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Old 03-09-2008, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Something to Offend Everyone

If you can't take a joke then you shouldn't be reading this.

What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. What do you call a
Mississippifarmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp.

Q. Why do Driver Education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday! and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...'

A. southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.


Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are in the United States.



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Old 03-10-2008, 07:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Something to Offend Everyone

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Originally Posted by The Stunner View Post
If you can't take a joke then you shouldn't be reading this.


Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment

Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Those one's I liked, the rest were terrible

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