Resignation Letter

Angelique

*print n use at ur own risk*

Dear Sir,

This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked up company. I have accepted a lucrative position with a company where being a bitch is not a job prerequisite for managerial skills.

I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges that await me, unlike when I worked with you assholes.

My last day of work will be when you realize I came in late last night and cleaned out my desk, including all the supplies I requested and received last week.

Hopefully, your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've left undone for the new team, as well as the ongoing projectsI never completed.

Once the company figures out that you don't know a damn thing, they will not only fire my replacement, but yourass as well.

Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should yousee me on the street, unless you want your ass kicked.

My experience with this fucking company has been very unrewarding. I was only rewarded by your secretary. She is a good fucker. She screwed me onyour desk when you were away. She told me that you screwed her everytime she appealed for salary increment. She enjoyed sex with me but not with a corpse like you. In short, you are not only a fucker but a poorfucker. Anyway, I appreciate having had the opportunity to use you as astepping stone to a better future.

I wish you and the organization not a fucking thing, bitch-ass motherfuckers.

Yours sincerely,