How To Tell If Ur Gay

Angelique · 03-04-2008, 05:04 PM

10 - There's a dick up your ass.

9 - You blow every paycheck on gerbils.

8 - You get offended by the word "Fruit Loops."

7 - Your fantasies include prison showers and dropped soap.

6 - When you and your friends go out together someone always says, "Hey look, it's The Village People!!"

5 - When you go to a gay bar someone always asks, "Push in your stool?"

4 - Your friends want to kill Richard Simmons, you'd rather spank him.

3 - You know over 10 people named Bruce.

2 - There's always a "queer" taste in your mouth.

1 - You wake up each morning and scratch someone else's balls.