Tequila

Jayman

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Two men are walking around their neighborhood, when they see two dogs on a front lawn down the street. The two dogs are in the middle of a round of sex.

One man ponders, "I wonder how I can get my wife to do that?"
His friend replies, "It's easy. Tequila man. Just give your wife two shots of tequila and she'll be doing that with you in no time."
Man says, "Hey, that's a great idea. I'll give that a shot tonight".

So the next day, the two men are talking while going for another walk, and not much time passes before the friend asks about last night's events.

"So, did you get anything last night?"
"Oh yeah, it was great"
"And you gave her the tequila first, right?"
"Yep, sure did."
"2 shots is all it took?"
"Nope, actually 4 shots."
"4? Why 4?"
"Well, two shots to get her in the mood, and two shots to get her out to the front lawn."

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>.> How many shots does it take to turn screw in a light bulb?