Men and Women's Dictionary

Joe Cool

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Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads From Betsy Hallac
1. 40-ish.................................49.
2. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
3. Athletic...............................No tits.
4. Average looking...................Moooo.
5. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
6. Emotionally Secure...............On Prozac.
7. Feminist...............................Fat.
8. Free spirit............................Junkie.
9. Friendship first.....................Former slut.
10. New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places.
11. Old-fashioned....................No Blow Jobs.
12. Open-minded.....................Desperate.
13. Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing.
14. Professional........................Bitch.
15. Wants soul mate................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you idiot!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

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