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08-20-2007, 02:33 AM
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| Senior Monk
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Rep Power: 2  | Momma Jokes Post your best momma jokes right here. - Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck - Yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and causes a Tsunami(sp?) - Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said her phone number All I got. Not a good jokster :/ | |
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08-20-2007, 02:52 AM
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Rep Power: 2 | Re: Momma Jokes Lol, your whack.. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. |
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08-20-2007, 05:43 AM
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| Vitamin A - I'm good 4 u!
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Rep Power: 18  | Re: Momma Jokes some classics: yo momma so fat, when she was at school she next to everybody yo momma so ugly, she was on the poster against animal testing yo momma so fat that when she turns round, it's her birthday again yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice cos it said concentrate | |
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08-20-2007, 10:59 AM
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| Formerly "Tom Dogg"
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Rep Power: 42 | Re: Momma Jokes Yo momma's so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her Yo momma's such a slut, she sat on a barstool and fell all the way to the ground These arent traditional "yo momma" jokes, but they're things I've heard in the bleachers at Yankee Stadium "Hey *insert name of right fielder here*...the best part of you dripped down your mother's leg" And "Hey *right fielder*...your mother should have used a longer coat hanger!" That last one is pretty offensive... | |
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08-20-2007, 09:07 PM
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08-20-2007, 09:14 PM
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Rep Power: 24 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 45th | Re: Momma Jokes Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it. and last but not least: Yo Mama's so dumb she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer. | |
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08-21-2007, 12:30 AM
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08-21-2007, 02:12 PM
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| Formerly "Tom Dogg"
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Rep Power: 42 | Re: Momma Jokes Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1 Yo momma's so old when God said "Let there be light", she flipped the switch Yo momma's so old, she has Jesus's cell phone number | |
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08-21-2007, 02:18 PM
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