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Old 07-30-2009, 10:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Read this and thought of Troy

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Ok, I did the stupidest thing to myself that I have no idea what I was thinking when I did it, but it was once again me allowing my crazy emotions and thoughts to get the best of me. Have any of you ever heard of jelqing? It's an exercise for a certain male anatomy that supposedly, not saying it doesn't, but supposedly increases the size of that male anatomy. So I researched like any responsible person would do rather then blindly following one or two persons opinion and from everything I had read at the time, it seemed safe. I was aware of the risks of losing sensitivity and possible permanent damage to the ability of my anatomy to perform, but as long as I didn't do it too hard, I thought it would be fine.

So, I tried it out on Friday, and everything seemed to be fine afterwards. I woke up the next morning with the hugest morning excitement I've ever had, and I thought holy crap, it worked, but then the next thing I thought after I touched it, holy crap, I can't feel anything!!! I'm numb, I don't have the same sensitivity I used to have in that area. So I tried to alleviate myself, and guess what, I couldn't do it. Well, at least, I stopped trying after an hour. Which brings us to the typing of this story right now.

It's funny, all of the sudden as I frantically searched for more information, I found all of this stuff I preciously missed on the danger of jelqing and many people who ended up with the same thing as I'm going through right now. Now there is some hope, of a majority of cases I've read, everything got back to normal for them. However, it took anywhere from a month to a year. I've been using a warm towel on myself for a few minutes daily to re-ignite blood circulation. I'm feeling very numb all over the groin area, and have no sensitivity currently. It's like a very burning cold sensation if you can understand what it's like when a part of your body goes extremely numb for a long period of time. I'm guessing I'm going to be out of commission for awhile, but I'm very much hoping it won't be forever. I'm avoiding going to a urologist at the moment because I kind of don't want my parents or anyone else to know how stupid I was doing this thing I learned on the internet one time. When everything with my thing was perfectly fine, and well adequate, and yet I still thought, maybe it could be a little more adequate, wrong!!! So now I'm waiting, and searching for any advice or knowledge on this subject that I can find so I can ease my concerns and make sure things will actually get better. So, any advice?
I figured this would be something Troy would try. I also lol'd cuz he broke it. My favorite response to the thread was:

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Well on the bright side the girls will love it more... You're bigger and now you can last hours since you can't really feel anything. No more cumsies in five minutes. That's a win-win for your girlfriend.
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Read this and thought of Troy

I would try something like that sadly.
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Old 07-31-2009, 11:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Read this and thought of Troy

Guy can't last 5 minutes if he can't get it up and seeing as he has no feeling it seems like it would be hard to keep an erection very long. Reminds me of this movie I watch awhile ago, this guy dangled weights from his dick or something. People got to stop trying to get a huge cock, it isn't that big of a deal.
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When you have a tiny pointdexter it is, Nicky!

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Re: Read this and thought of Troy

I just wonder what this 'exercise' consisted of to result in that....
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I'll try it if you will
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