[Anti-Cena]

Is there racism allowed? If so, then I can come up with better ones than that...

[Dmac]

I wouldn't advise it to be honest.

[Anti-Cena]

Alright. Well I got another one. It's more gross than anything, but...

This man and woman were having sex, and the man thought they were done, so he removed his condom and threw it out the window. The woman then said, "no honey, were not done. Go outside and get that".

So the man went outside to get the condom, where he seen a little boy standing there, holding it. The man said to the boy, "I'll give you $10 for that condom back". The little boy said ok, and the man gave him the $10 for the condom.

The little boy went home to his mother, and she said "Where did you get that $10?". The little boy then said, "I sold the man across the street a donut, but I ripped him off, I sucked all the jelly out first."

[Toaster Oven]

Spamkos.

/thread

[John Smith]

Paddy drives his pregnant wife to the hospital; she's gone into labor, upon arrival, the doctor asks "How dilated is she?" the husband replies; "Oh, we're over the fucken moon".

So after their split up, Peter is moving out, he's got all his stuff together, but Jordan shouts "Hang on, what about this spade?" Peter replies; "F*ck off, he's not mine".