More than Homers?

Toaster Oven · 11-07-2007, 06:03 AM

Just for this, I've decided, you guys are no longer Homers. You've gone beyond Homer, Slim is a homer. You're so far beyond I had to come up with a name. You guys are Bostoners.

Slim, the homer, realizes the Cowboys have some weaknesses that can be exploited.

Bostoners see no weakness because they forget to open their eyes.

Slim can name players off of teams outside of Boston and New York

Nevermind.

Slim uses guarded optimism, and slight favortitism.

Guarded and Slight don't seem to be in Bostoners vocabulary.

So in essence, you guys have gone above and beyond the call of duty, and have outdone every homer I've ever known. Don't worry, there is a next step. Raiders Fans.

This is not meant to offend anyone, it's just a joke post because I'm bored at night, take it with a grain of salt

CM Diddy · 11-07-2007, 08:16 AM

LOL SS you magnificent bastard.

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Bostoners see no weakness because they forget to open their eyes.

Hey, I cant help it that the Patriots HAVE no weaknesses this season.

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Slim can name players off of teams outside of Boston and New York

I can name TONS of players outside of Boston and New York. I just cant help it if I dont know the fuckin farm system of the Minnesota goddamn Twins. (It also seems that YOU know who they are because they play in your division.)

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This is not meant to offend anyone, it's just a joke post because I'm bored at night, take it with a grain of salt

See, your lack of commitment irritates me. You despise everything about the Patriots, yet you claim not too. Just like this post isnt meant to "offend anyone" even though you clearly intend too!
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Toaster Oven · 11-07-2007, 02:36 PM

Oh come on Drunk you know I love ya
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Anyway, I guess you might want to remind Joesph Addai the Patriots don't have any weaknesses, I think he missed that memo. Also somehow, you guys got all defensive when someone suggested someone should hit Brady really hard. Why was that? Oh yeah, I wouldn't trust Cassell either. Here Drunk, I know it may be hard but take your hand, put one finger on your upper eyelid and another on your bottom eyelid, and pull them apart.

Yeah, I know doing research before running my mouth, I guess I shouldn't do that. I mean, research doesn't help your arguments at all does it? Pfft, you don't need to know anything about a team to talk about them. Hell I think the Red Sox should try to get Hafner and Frank Thomas, they need more hitting!

And seriously, is it my fault you don't read any thread that doesn't contain anything about one of your beloved teams. Look at the facts, I shit on every single team. Yesterday, I shit on the Vikings, Packers, Cowboys and Giants, I guess I hate them too. Yep also shit on Adrian Peterson, means I hate him. Good Call. Maybe if you'd read my posts, you might grasp the fact that I tear teams apart all the time. Instead you just sit there and figure I'm a hater because I don't agree with your outlandish homer statements.

CM Diddy · 11-07-2007, 02:57 PM

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Oh come on Drunk you know I love ya
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^^Ohh thats bullshit and you know it. Nobody that loves me breaks into my apartment!

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Anyway, I guess you might want to remind Joesph Addai the Patriots don't have any weaknesses,

We are 6th in Rushing Defense, 5th against the pass, and 4th in team defense. Im pretty sure our defense is a STRENGTH not a WEAKNESS. I also believe that getting burned by Addai is not something to cry over, he's elite. WHo else had games like that against us?

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Here Drunk, I know it may be hard but take your hand, put one finger on your upper eyelid and another on your bottom eyelid, and pull them apart.

Take both lips, make a fish-face, than plant them on my hairy Italian ass.

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Yeah, I know doing research before running my mouth, I guess I shouldn't do that. I mean, research doesn't help your arguments at all does it? Pfft, you don't need to know anything about a team to talk about them. Hell I think the Red Sox should try to get Hafner and Frank Thomas, they need more hitting!

^^Thats whole paragraph flies right over my head. WHat are you addressing here? And Hafner, Thomas, more hitting, what the hell are you talking about?

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And seriously, is it my fault you don't read any thread that doesn't contain anything about one of your beloved teams.

Guilty as charged. I really havent read many posts about other teams. And if you whine about them as much as you boo hoo over the Patriots, Im glad I dont.

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Maybe if you'd read my posts, you might grasp the fact that I tear teams apart all the time. Instead you just sit there and figure I'm a hater because I don't agree with your outlandish homer statements

Well, I guess I grasp the fact that you are complete hater, rather than solely a Patriot hater, if you throw fits on every other team like you say you do.

I love you too!
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Toaster Oven · 11-07-2007, 03:05 PM

I don't throw fits, I merely criticize and critique. Sorry if you can't handle a little criticism.

Also, you can't tell me if Mangini did the same thing Belichick did you'd just be shrugging it off. So yeah, that's my main issue with every Pats fan shrugging it off. You also wouldn't be calling Belichick a snitch, you'd probably be calling him a hero.

CM Diddy · 11-07-2007, 03:12 PM

I cant handle criticism? YOU got all sorts of emotional on the Schilling re-signs thread because someone suggested you fixed "resigns" to "re-signs".

And even though the Mangini_Belichick debate hasnt been brought to this thread, I will respond to it regardless.

You non Patriot fans, who are just trying to find a way to bring them down because your teams cannot, are throwing words around like "tainted", "cheating" and "asterisks".

But the fact of the matter is, the Patriots got a SEVERE punishment for a mere rule infraction, not for CHEATING. No fines for taping coordinators, only for having it on the wrong postion on the field.

Toaster Oven · 11-07-2007, 03:21 PM

You didn't address my statement that you wouldn't be on your high horse if it was Mangini. And I didn't get emotional, I just think it's odd that out of every single thread, they'd choose the one where a.)The word they apparently thought it was, made no sense there, b.) They actually didn't contribute to the conversation, merely just decided to turn into the grammar police.