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This was written to the head of the NAACP in Atlanta on the Michael
Vick affair. I love it when a white guy can gently yet logolically put
Things into perspective.

Saturday, August 18, 2007
An Open Letter to the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP

Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP,

My name is Mike. I am 27, and I am neither a member of your
Organization nor a resident of Atlanta . Normally I wouldn't bother
You, but then I came across this article, and it compelled me to
Write.

Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to offend
Your gentle sensibilities. But, Dr. White, you are a dumb fuck.

Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something.
This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if
There is one thing people don't stand for, regardless of race, it's
Killing dogs. You compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White, you
Are a dumb fuck. When was the last time a deer greeted you at the door
When you got home from work? Or curled up next to you and gently
Nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs are pets, you moron. They aren't meant
To be killed for sport. The failure to make this distinction only
Makes you look stupider.

Sorry, I lost my temper there.

Here's the thing, Dr. White. The reason people were outraged by this
Was because he killed dogs. If Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre had
Done it, the reaction would have been the same, I guarantee you. The
Difference is, had Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre done this, you
Wouldn't see white supporters rallying behind them, proclaiming he was
Innocent in the face of mountains of damning evidence, supporting him
Regardless of the outcome. Let me let you in on a secret about white
People; when one of our own makes us look bad, we condemn him and
Disown them. I suggest you adopt a similar policy. If your group's
Mission is truly to advance "colored" people (your word, not mine)
You'd disassociate from the idiots in your race. It can't go wrong,
Trust me.

Anyway, Dr. White, I don't want this to come off as racist, because it
Isn't. Michael Vick is a despicable person who happens to be black.
The sooner you realize that, the less of a dumb fuck you'll look like.

Sincerely,

Mike



I thought he was funny and right on...

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Swamps

I thought the letter was funny.

But hey the race card got O.J off with murder so why not continue to use what works?