Test Match Cricket: Pakistan vs......Pakistan!?

thirty7

So i go to my mates who has cable now. I flick the channels and go to the sports ones and i see England vs Pakistan. I see a guy batting wearing a turban with a beard that challenge's WG Grace's.

"Oh Pakistan is in" are my words until i look at the bottom of the screen to see England 9 for 500 and something.

Whats goin on Brits?, you've got South Africans and now people from the Middle East. If i see a "Tendulkar" opening the batting at the Waca at the end of the year there'll be hell to pay

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

paddyk82

The chap in the turban is sikh and his parents are of indian origins, not middle eastern, he himself is born and breed in England and has every right to represent his country

thirty7

Yeah i dont doubt that, just having a lark.

He bowled pretty well on the last day to ensure English victory so i must say im impressed. It could be worse, it could be Ashley Giles bowling.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

Oh dear, the real Eric is "shining" through!!

Mahmood is from Bolton in the North of England and Monty is from Luton in the South of England.

For shame convict boy!!