Ponting

Disco Raheem

Is there anything this man can't do?

thirty7

He will take over Lara as the highest test run scorer of all time, without doubt. He will go down as one of the greats.

By the way that was a great declaration by Smith to actually make a game of it. Some of the South Africans have grown on me...Nel for one.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

Captain an Ashes winning side?

thirty7

I knew that was coming. Give it time Canine One and enjoy ure little fling with the ashes, because next year they are coming back home where they belong...but technically still in England, lol.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

I got the Ashes DVD collection on 3 disc DVD for Chrimbo.

Man it's fantastic. Even more so because, as an England fan (obviously) I don't have the depth of great cricket and recent superb history that you have.

I honestly (and you probably don't believe this) would be not too upset for the next Ashes to be just as great, but with you guys winning.

The rest of the world has been shown how to play the game in that series and the complete breakdown of the "Ashes" spirit in both our series against Pakistan and your recent ones too show that we need each other!!

We should just play each other all the time and screw everyone else in the ICC!!

Disco Raheem

But that'll get boring once you guys go back to sucking for another 16 years!

Tyler Durden

If it's as good as the last success, I could handle the 16 years of suckitude.

thirty7

Lol. I haven't actually minded the war of words between the Africans and the Aussies. i think it adds more theatre to the game. Plus Warney and Pidge are funny buggers

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

Warne is. McGrath is a notoriously awful sledger who usually just makes an ass of himself when he tries it and causes his own team mates to laugh at his efforts!! He should just concentrate on his game which is awesome.

thirty7

Well Pidge did make the mistake of predicting a 5-0 whitewash in the ashes. So yeah, it does bite him in the ass.

The best Warney comments are when he is taking shots at Murali

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.