You will laugh or cry, I don't know which. And Crock just knows Crouch is gonna do it in the Bluecamp.
Under-pressure Liverpool striker Peter Crouch needs to look no further than Sunderland's Jonathan Stead for reassurances as he struggles to open his goalscoring account for his new club.
Just as Crouch is under pressure to justify his £7m move from Southampton, Stead has found the going even tougher since Black Cats boss Mick McCarthy parted with £1.9m, almost half his meagre transfer kitty, on the England Under-21 international.
"I sympathise with him, it's horrible," said Stead.
"Everybody keeps talking about it while all I am trying to do is forget about it.
"It's difficult. Sometimes you just have to stop thinking about scoring that first goal, play your own game, hope that things will drop for you and the chances come when you are least expecting them.
"I feel for him but I don't like people comparing me too much with him. We have to play our own game and I feel after last Saturday's game against Aston Villa, I am getting back to the form of a couple of years ago."
But Stead goes into Saturday's bottom-of-the-table clash with Birmingham willingly prepared to sacrifice his first goal for the club for three points.
"That first goal would be the icing on the cake for me," said Stead.
"But I would willingly not score for the next three games if we got the three points each game, it wouldn't bother me at all.
"I never thought for one minute Sunderland would be in this position when I came here, but the game with Birmingham is a chance for us to change things round a bit.
"Three points would take us above Birmingham so that would be a psychological boost for us because coming off after last Saturday's home defeat by Aston Villa was the worst feeling I have had for a long time."