Freak

Mark my words.

Corey Dillon is an aging running back beyond his years, who will not fit into NE's dink-and-dunk offense, and will get fed up with Belichick by Week 4 at the latest. This will fire up a controversy and Dillon will be suspended by the team sometime during Week 6.

Teams will finally stop overrating Tom Brady's arm strength and actually come up to defend his little floaters over the middle. Corners will, for once, begin to play physical with the Patriots' smurf receivers, who will not be able to get off the line of scrimmage. Because of this, Brady will have to stand longer in the pocket, and in Week 5 it will really hurt NE when Brady is knocked out of the game. NFL Europe "phenomenon" Rohan Davey will step for the next five or six games, and prove he is NOT worth a 1st-round pick (NE fans will eat much crow) by having a QB rating under 60.

After bottling up his true emotions for months, "co-existing" with his coaches and teammates, Ty Law will step out of line the minute New England begins to struggle, slamming all of his defensive teammates except Willie McGinest (because no one can disrespect a kind old man like that). Law will claim he is the sole reason for the Pats' defensive success, which will set off a firestorm of other Pats' defenders arguing they are the true leader, from Seymour to Bruschi to Harrison to Vrabel -- a domino effect if you will. This will throw Belichick's "TEAM-BASED DEFENSE" completely out of whack, as players purposely miss assignments to make others look bad.

The final nail in the coffin will be when Adam Vinatieri, so far the team's only rock through the first seven games, turns to drugs and alcohol to take his mind off his struggling teammates. It is not long before Vinatieri begins spending time with fellow drunken kicker Sebastian Janikowski, and not long after that before the two are found writhing on the floor of an Oakland nightclub, annihalated on whiskey and crystal meth.

A late surge might still put them in the playoffs, but NE fans can forget about 16-0 right now.

Dr. Giganto

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That would be the greatest off-the-field saga in the histoy of the NFL. Nice to see a shout-out to my man SeaBass in there too

Anonymous

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Yall just scared.


D said it right.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! !


Last time I checked Freak, we won two of the last 3 superbowls with a guy that JUST signed on with Tennessee to replace Eddie "Spent" George.

If Corey Dillon doesnt appreciate the situation he is in and acts like the typical bitch he has been in the past the Patriots will say "Don't let the door hit you on the ass" and he will be released.

Your attempt at shooting down the Pats was entertaining but thats not the way its going down.


Here is what will happen.

The Pats will go 3-0 to tie the record that the 72 Dolphins have held, then go down to Miami and beat them in a close game.

Barring injuries. I see the Pats going 12-4 and going at least to the 3nd round of the playoffs. Its a very difficult task to repeat as SB champs in the NFL and I dont think the Pats will do it again. There are too many good teams in the NFL. It would be nice, but not likely.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Ooops, that was me.

You shouldnt be able to post when you arent signed in. That is not right.

Freak

Hah, 3-0 to begin the season? On paper, their biggest challenge in those first three games will come versus Indy to kick off the season, but I'm calling it right now; the Pats are going to be stunned by Arizona in the desert come Week 2.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

Yeah, I dont think so. Care to make it interesting?



:matrixfi:

DMW

I'll take Arizona in that game as well.

I think the Pats will go 5-11 if they're lucky.

Dr. Giganto

A little off the mark, huh Freak?

AudioSavior

I checked and you can't post when you are not logged in. How the hell did you do that?

Dr. Giganto

that was over a year ago. He probably fixed it after that