The Fake World (Season One)

The Fake World Season One

The Following Topic is a Real World Parody entitled Fake World the name is funny so LAUGH WITH ME BECAUSE WHEN I LAUGH PEOPLE LIVE!!

On A Day In September Possibly October or December depending on how Coked up the Writer for this show was
..... A New Television Series was started called The Fake World

The Winner will get a Mystery Prize which we promise is not lethal...

In This Show 8 Contestants Will Battle it Out in the World's strangest Completely made up on the spot Challenges...

The Contestants Will all stay in one 7 Bed Room House..Wait....Seven?

My IQ Plummeted While I Was Writing This...

The Cast And their Bios

Derek: A Sad Video Game addict who actually thinks people care about him or his obsession with Red LetterMan Jackets Has joined the Fake World To win...Whatever the prize is..

Hugo: The Self Proclaimed Greatest Man that ever lived. Muscled up with Black hair Black tanktops and Black Baggy Jeans..this guy has serious Issues...

Little Jimmy: A Little Cry Baby who won't shut up, GOD DAMN IT! Scared way to often

Big Dogg: Likes to rob old ladies and wear Pink clothing Made out of Silk and Potato Skins

Qwerty Yuiop: I think this is a fake name...

Mr. UnEmployment: Hates Jobs Like walks on the beach..Possibly Fake name but..who knows...WHO KNOWS!!??

Heyzoos: Can you say Drug Fiend without twitching?

Tony Love: Likes to love alot of things.. Women,couches,sofas,chocolate,candy,paper,Cavity Searches You know just the norm.

That's The Cast...*twitches* We'll see you..on the Debut Of The Fake World...

Liked your WWE spoof BTB, though i prefer serious BTBs

here you can be all funny and I will be surely reading this

Episode One: Welcome To The Fun House!



The Host: Welcome To the Fake World Season Premiere I'm standing in front of the 7 bed room house where 8 contestants will be staying while they go through incredibly odd...challenges.. Our cameras have caught up with them!

Derek: DUUUDEEE LOOK AT THAT HOUSE!! Yo Dat house is totally bitchin'! Man i'm getting in there first!
(Hugo Comes back and pushes Derek Down)

Hugo: Sit down tiny testis! I get my room first! (runs inside the house) Yes Hugo has arrived! Hugo must find his room! Hugo calls Room One BOO YAH!

Derek: Ow...Ugh..man (gets up...only for Big Dogg and Heyzoos to knock him down)

Heyzoos: Yo holmes! check out these rooms! Yo Ese this house is so cool man... You feel me holmes?

Mr.UnEmployment: (walks in the door and stares at Heyzoos)

Heyzoos: (is itchy) Hey holmes.. que pasa ese?

Mr.UnEmployment: Bitch You white what the hell are you talking like that for?

Derek: (Is crawling to the doorway) Ok..i'm getting there...(Little Jimmy and Qwerty Walk on him) Sweet Baby Jesus!

Little Jimmy: Hey..uhh..sorry..i..i..i..didn't..mm...m..ean it!

Qwerty Yuiop: So..this is what heaven looks like...

Mr.UnEmployment: You know what my heaven looks like? Beer, Booze..CIGARETTES NO JOBS!!

Heyzoos: (is still itchy) I feel ya holmes.
(The rest of the contestants pick a room while Derek is still laid out)

Tony Love: Hey guys!! Sup love ya all! This soo totally awesome! Ok i get room number 7!

Derek: (gets up) But i need a room!..And there's only one left...

Hugo: Hugo thinks you to have to be room mates...HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THEY HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM!!! HAHA Laugh with Hugo darn it!

Derek:....oh god no..

Tony Love: Ok i get one half of the bed you get the other that totally ok with youuu??

Derek:..I Guess....Not..

The Host: (is out side with a megaphone) Get out here guys!! It's Time for the first challenge!

Challenge Time

The Host: First you all will have to run an obstacle course through tires, monkey bars, Mouse traps and a pile of Scotch Tape! Then you will have to run to the table at the end and eat a whole watermelon! You guys ready?!

Derek:....uhh..no..

Big Dogg: SAY IT YA CHEST LIL ASS N!GGA!

Derek:.....Wait..wha?

Big Dogg: I SAID SAY IT WITH YA CHEST!

The Host: The Challenge starts....NOW!

Hugo: HUGO MUST WIN!(runs through the course tripping and slipping everywhere and gets stuck on the tape) Hugo is stuck someone help!

Heyzoos: I'm coming to help you holmes!!

Tony Love: I would but i just got my nails done!

Mr.UnEmployment: Who cares about winning!? Winning is nothing but garbage made by the goverment to make you feel warm and fuzzy! IT'S GARBAGE!

Derek: Ow..My ribs hurt..(is walking to the course)

Little Jimmy: (Bumps into Derek and he falls) Ss..s..s..s..s..sorry!!

Big Dogg: w.w.w.w.w.w.what What are you stuttering for what are you retarded!?

Tony Love: Everybody Love Everybody!

Hugo: Someone free Hugo! (Heyzoos runs over but suddenly smells smoke)

Heyzoos: Smoke! Someone blazing up in here!? I must find them so i can get a puf- I mean Arrest them!

Qwerty Yuiop: (Walks around the course and goes to the watermelon) Well..that was easy

Hugo: No you can't win! (breaks free from tape) I AM HUGO HEAR ME ROOARRR!!
(runs over and pushes Qwerty over the table and knocks the watermelon over)

Derek: (crawls) Don't..count..me...out!! (gets up..and falls..)Never mind count me out..

Big Dogg: (gets caught on a mouse trap and falls) AHH Help Pimp Down Pimp Down!

Mr.UnEmployment: Help!? You think you need help!? (Slips on the vodka he spilled) Dag nab it!

Hugo: (Throws watermelon in the water) Uhhh Hugo ate it he wins!

The Host: Makes sense to me HERE'S YOUR WINNER HUGO!!

Winner: Hugo

The Host: Hugo you get to pick the next challenge go sleep on it!

Back At The House

Derek: Man my ribs still hurt..

Big Dogg: Complain with YA Chest!

Heyzoos: Whats dat even mean holmes?

Big Dogg: ASK ME WITH YA CHEST!

Hugo: Hugo is going to get a good nights sleep! Boo Yah Bitches!

Qwerty Yuiop: I lost to a meathead who pushed me over a table..That does wonders for my self esteem..

Mr.UnEmployment: Who needs self esteem when you great liqour! Isn't that right George?

Little Jimmy: Who's George?

Mr.UnEmployment: Shhhh..George can hear us...
(The contestants all go to their rooms in confusion..)
(In Room Number 7)

Derek: Well..this is..uncomfortable..

Tony Love: (locks door) Oh relax nothing is wrong with two men in bed!

Derek: Yes there is plenty wrong with that!

Tony Love: i Told you nothing is wrong with two men in bed naked under the covers!

Derek: Wait what?!


Tony Love: Oh nothing just relax it's only for the contest we have to be here. (turns lights off)
Nighty night Derek.

Derek:..Uh...nighty night Tony....Hey Tony what's that poking me?

Tony Love: Surprise!

Derek: Hey what are you doing!? Those are my pajamas pull 'em back up!!! AHHHHHHHH

Hugo: (hears yelling) I should go save him!..Then again i got a big day tomorrow Can't waste any Energy!

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I Can only assume the people that read this are in Awe at it's greatness trying to find a response to make.

Episode Two: Hugo's Games and Idiotic Names.

Hugo: Yawwwnnn!! Hugo has awakened!
(Hugos walks out of his room)

Derek: Yeah Tony that was a awesome game of Monopoly!

Tony Love: OMG I Know it was so spectacular!

Derek: Thanks for taking that peice of gums off the back of pants...For a second i got worried..

Tony Love: worried about what?

Derek:..Uhh...nothing..Nothing at all...

Hugo: What are you two Penis Pushers doing?

Derek: I don't have enough middles fingers to let you know how i feel.

Big Dogg: YO SAY YA COMEBACKS WITH YA CHEST!

Derek: Are your parents siblings?

Big Dogg: WHY DON'T SAY THAT WITH YA CHEST SON!?

Derek: Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable, Like a coma.

Big Dogg: THAT' IT I'M ABOUT TO SAY IT MY CHEST!
(Qwerty walks out then Heyzoos comes out with traces of white powder on his nose)

Heyzoos: Yo Derek you better leave my boy alone!

Derek: You know Heyzoos i had a Nightmare last night, I was dreamt i was you.

Heyzoos: Yo Holmes were you born on a Highway cuz that's were most accidents happen.

Derek: You're proof God has a sense of humour.

Heyzoos: Atleast i don't need glasses to see the size of my D*ck

Hugo: Everyone just calm down because Hugo said so!

Derek: What are you gonna do meathead?

Hugo: I would Kick your teeth in but i don't want to improve your looks

Derek: Ok F*** This! Let's fight come on!

Little Jimmy: Guys Stop It! I'm getting scared!

Mr.UnEmployment: Scared? You don't know scared until you drink a bottle of-

Hugo: Damn it you pudgy drunk just shut up before Hugo cuts some bacon off your neck!

The Host: Ok Guys get Out here and quit Choking Your Chickens it's challenge time!

Challenge Time

Hugo: Ok guys today's challenge is..To run across that street without getting hit by a car, then go into the Gas Station and buy me a Soda. Ok?

The Host: So..creative...

Hugo: Hey Quiet Dr.No Scrotum I'm talking!
Now Go! Race! Run! JUST F***ING RUN!

Little Jimmy: I will win!! YAY! (gets knocked over by Heyzoos)

Heyzoos: Sorry little B*tch I mean little Jimmy!

Derek: This is my time to win!

Hugo: Hey Derek I see a garbage truck, Why don't you go food shopping in it! HAHAHA HUGO HAS MADE A FUNNY

Derek: yeah Well you can go-(Is Tackled by Big Dogg and Heyzoos)

Big Dogg: You ABOUT TO HIT THE ROAD WITH YA CHEST SON!
(They throw him into the street)

Derek:..oww...

Qwerty Yuiop: I will win with my intelligence!

Big Dogg: (Kicks Qwerty in the face) WIN WITH YA CHEST!

Hugo: Cokehead 1 and 2 are in the lead!

Heyzoos: What did you say holmes!? You talking to us holmes? I'ma mess you up holmes!

Hugo: That insult was a fail, and so was your daddy's condom.

Tony Love: Man i can't run across the street I Just painted my nails and got new high heels!

Everyone but Tony: What The F***?!

Derek: (crawls to the gas station Then looks over) Hey..is that a run away shopping cart?

Big Dogg: ASK ME WITH YA CHEST!

Derek: (Is smacked in the face with the cart) Sweet Baby Jesus..(passes out)

Qwerty Yuiop: I must win! (runs only to be hit by a minivan)

Tony Love: Guys Someone help them! (Is hit by a run away bicycle) Owie!!(passes out)

Hugo: Before he was a fruit, now he's a vegtable.

Big Dogg: JUST ME AND YOU SON!

Heyzoos: Let's race with our chests!

Mr.UnEmployment: Not so fast! I Might..Aww screw it..SCREW LIFE!!

Heyzoos: Inspiring quotes by Mr.UnEmployment. Touched my heart holmes

Little Jimmy: (walks past them with out them knowing and hands Hugo the soda) Here ya go Mr.!

Hugo: HAHA LITTLE JIMMY HAS WON!

Big Dogg: WHAT HE WALKED RIGHT PAST US! AND HE USED HIS CHEST!

Hugo: You get to pick the next challenge Jimmy!

Back At The House

Tony Love: Well fellas i'm gonna get a big night's rest! Okey dokey!

Little Jimmy: Me to i gotta think about the challenge tomorrow!

Heyzoos: Holmes i shoulda won dat challenge!

Big Dogg: NO I SHOULD HAVE SON!

Derek: You know calling you guys stupid would be an insult to all stupid people.

Big Dogg: YO IM SICK OF THIS MOTHERF***ER MAN! HEYZOOS PEEL HIS TURKEY SKIN OFF!

Heyzoos: Wha...Wha..What does that even mean holmes?

Qwerty Yuiop: Dogg Please Shock Me, Say something intelligent

Big Dogg: Yo Heyzoos cut his balls off and play tennis with 'em!

Heyzoos:...Ok i'm just going to sleep if we're talking about balls and tennis holmes.

Hugo: Hugo feel sick in his tummy..

Derek: Hey Dogg The Zoo just called the Babboons want their asses back so you need to get a new face.

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1. Hugo
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5. Heyzoos
6. Mr.UnEmployment
7. Little Jimmy
8. Qwerty Yuiop
9. The Host

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