Big Brother: The Ultimate Season

This is my fake season of Big Brother USA. It will feature the greatest players to ever play the game!

Cast

Big Brother 2 Winner & Big Brother All-Stars Houseguest: Will Kirby
Big Brother 3 Winner: Lisa Donahue
Big Brother 4 Winner: Jun Song
Big Brother 5 Winner: Drew Daniel
Big Brother 6 Winner: Maggie Ausburn
Big Brother All-Stars Winner & Big Brother 2 Houseguest: Mike "Boogie" Malin
Big Brother 8 Winner & Big Brother 13 Houseguest: "Evel" Dick Donato
Big Brother 10 Winner: Dan Gheesling
Big Brother 11 Winner & Big Brother 13 Houseguest: Jordan Lloyd
Big Brother 12 Winner: Hayden Moss
Big Brother 6 & Big Brother All-Stars Houseguest: Janelle Pierzina
Big Brother 8 & Big Brother 13 Houseguest: Daniele Donato
Big Brother 6 & Big Brother All-Stars Houseguest: James Rhine

The episode formats are as follows and will not be posted on the days shown:

Thursday Episode: Eviction, Head of Household
Sunday Episode: Food Competition, Nomination
Wednesday Episode: ​Power of Veto Competition, Power of Veto Ceremony

Episode 1: Introductions, Food Competition, Head of Household


New House, Not So New Houseguests
The houseguests all receive their keys for a second or third time in their Big Brother careers. The first four to enter are James Rhine, Dick Donato, Drew Daniel and Hayden Moss. They quickly claim the best beds. The next four to enter are Lisa Donahue, Daniele Donato, Jordan Lloyd and Maggie Ausburn. They claim the rest of the good beds and cots are the only beds left. Mike Malin, Will Kirby, Janelle Pierzina, Dan Gheesling and Jun Song are the final houguests to enter the new Big Brother house. Julie Chen tells them to head to the backyard for the first Food competition.


Food Competition: "All Stuffed Up"
In this food competition, the houseguests must stuff 15 bags of grocies into a car and all squeeze in for sixty seconds. If they complete this they will have food for the week but if not they will have Slop and PB&J for the week. They did in fact manage to complete the competition and won food for the week.


Chilltown gets a new member?
Will and Mike, collectively known as Chilltown, talk to Dan. They tell him that he will be safe and invite him to join Chilltown. He accepts their offer. Will and Mike do a fake phone call in the Diary Room and laugh their ass off at Dan's stupidness.


Head of Household Competition: "Wheel of First Impressions"
Will spins the First Impression wheel first and it lands on Sexiest. Will chooses Janelle and Jordan. They smile and blush. The houseguests vote for who they prefer to be HOH. Jordan receives the most votes and Janelle is eliminated. Daniele spins the wheel and it lands on Loudest. Daniele chooses Dick and Mike. The houseguests vote and Dick receives the most votes thus Mike is eliminated. Hayden spins the wheel and it lands on Smartest. Hayden thinks for a minute before choosing Will and Dan. The houseguests vote and Will receives the most votes thus Dan is eliminated. James spins the wheel and it lands on Funniest. James chooses Jordan and Jun. The houseguests vote and Jun receives the most votes thus Jordan is eliminated. Jun spins the wheel and it lands on Dumbest. She chooses Drew and Hayden. The houseguests vote and Hayden receives the most votes thus Drew is eliminated. Lisa spins the wheel and it lands on Biggest Threat. She chooses Dick and James. James receives the most votes and Dick is eliminated. James spins the wheel and it lands on Funnest. James thinks and chooses Hayden and Daniele not knowing who else to pick. Daniele receives the most votes and Hayden is eliminated. Daniele spins the wheel and it lands on Strongest. She chooses Will and James. James receives the most votes and Will is eliminated. James spins the wheel and it lands on Loudest again. He chooses Jun and Maggie. Jun receives the most votes. Jun spins and it lands on Smartest again. She chooses Daniele and James. James gets the most votes. The houseguests vote between Lisa and Jun and Jun receives the most votes. The houseguests vote confidentially and: James has won Head of Household.


HOH Room Reveal
James reveals his HOH room and everyone is excited but Will and Mike because they know that they will most likely be the targets this week.


Find out who James nominates for eviction next time on Big Brother: The Ultimate Season!

Episode 2: Nominations


Not So Chill
Chilltown sits in the backyard and talk about how they will most likely go on block. Mike says that he'll try his best to win veto and Will says that if they are stupid enough they will keep them in the house. Mike agrees but says in the Diary Room that Chilltown is not so chill right now.


Most Powerful Alliance Ever?
James, Janelle, Dick and Daniele meet in the HOH room. Dick pitches the idea that they align and take out everyone one by one. Janelle agrees as does Daniele. James says that he doesn't want it to be obvious but he will keep them all safe this week. Dick says that James should nominate Jordan and Hayden because they are going to float by and win again. James says that he wants to get rid of Chilltown. Daniele says that they can backdoor either one of them if a nominee wins veto. Everyone is in agreeance.


Figuring it out
Dan talks to Drew and says that Mike and Will told him that he (Dan) was a new member of Chilltown. Drew says not to trust them as far as he can throw them because they will lie until they win the game and that's a fact. Dan says that he's finally figured it out and wants to go to the final two with Drew. Drew accepts the offer.


Are they really floaters?
Jun, Lisa, Jordan and Maggie talk in the bedroom. Jun says that the form should form an all female alliance and call it the Four Horsewomen, in contrast to the Four Horsemen. Maggie agrees and says that it's their best chance to survive. Jordan says that they are the only people she can trust. Lisa says that they are all winners and a winner will win again!


Nomination time!
James calls everyone to the kitchen for the nomination ceremony. The first key to be pulled is Janelle's which is no shock. Janelle pulls Maggie's key. Maggie pulls Daniele's key. Daniele pulls Lisa's key. Lisa pulls Dick's key. Dick pulls Dan's key. Dan pulls Drew's key. Drew pulls Jun's key.Will, Mike, Jordan and Hayden look tense. Jun pulls Mike's key much to his surprise. The final key to be pulled is Will's which shocks everyone. Jordan and Hayden are nominated for eviction. James says that he nominated the two because they were going to try to float through the season and win again and that he wasn't about to let that happen.


Find out who wins the Power of Veto and whether it will be used to save either Jordan or Hayden next time on Big Brother: The Ultimate Season!