KenTheKiller

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The Instant Classic

Welcome back narc. I wasnt here when you were but from the looks of things your a very good poster.. Well you think you are anyway
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The Half Boy

Narc is a legend, and the man who currently possesses my legs. He won them. The poker playing genius.

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Guardian Devil

I loled, welcome back there guy.

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Zar

Neat

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I don't recognize anyone around here. Damn name changes.

Dillberg

But are you a short-lived cruiserweight from WCW?

Kimura

(CNN) -- Former Moderator and Heel of the Year star Narc, the man who on JULY 13 is going to be making his long awaited return, gave his first interview in over 2 years to CNN's "Larry King Live" Friday. Here is a transcript of the show:

LARRY KING: We're happy to welcome Narc to "Larry King Live." Good to have him with us. This is his first appearance on this show. Why are you doing this interview?
NARC: You've asked me to.
KING: Well, I consider you an icon and I really respect you and it's an honor for me to have you on my show here today.
NARC: Well, I'm happy to hear that.
KING: Thank you. But mainly why do any interview? Why come out and talk?
NARC: I just wanted to let people know that Narc is coming back, its been awhile and I think it was time for a return. I think July 13 is going to be incredible.
KING: What have the last two years been like?
NARC: Some days, overwhelming. You know, leaving the forum behind was sometimes very tough.
KING: What do you have planned for your return.
NARC: Lots of things. There is going to be a few promos before my return and I might be appearing on the Tonight Show as well. Also Avatars and Signatures.
KING: Avatars?
NARC: Well, I dont know how to make them, but if you know how, wouldn't a "Narc is Back" avatar be great?
KING: I would love a "Narc is Back" avatar.
NARC: Or even a signature in your account that says "I was there when Narc cameback" or something like that.
KING: Wow, that would be amazing, I think people are going to go crazy for that....also there were rumours of making your return a pay per view. Was that true?
NARC: Yes, I wanted to, but I decided not to. I probably would have made lots of money, I know people would have paid to see my posts and stuff, but at the end of the day....mmmm the truth is my posts are like a beautiful sunset or a pretty rainbow that people deserve to enjoy for free.
KING: What do you think it is about you, Narc, that everybody follows you around? You must have examined this in your life. Why people, photographers, paparazzi are so fascinated with you?
NARC: I have no idea. I'm just living my life. My return already got one member of the forum banned and alot of commotion and stuff...I couldnt tell you why Larry.
KING: What is your biggest legacy on WC?
NARC: Good question. I think the fact that I have made alot of stars there. Guys like Tyler Durden...before he feuded with me, he was just another poster. Mediocre at best, but after his feud with me, he became a star. Also Slim...nobody knew who he was before I worked a program with the guy, now he is a Platinum member. Blitz is another guy that comes to mind. You see, Blitz is great, but it's not a coincidence that he became great right after he worked with me on the WWE forum...that would be a big coincidence.
KING: Well, there are no big coincidences, just coincidences.
NARC: That would be a big coincidence tho.
KING: No, just a coincidence. There are no big coincidences or little coincidences, just coincidences.
NARC: Still, pretty big if you ask me.
KING: mmmmmmm let's move on. Are you Reverend Rudy?
NARC: No, I've answered this question a thousand times already, NO!!!
KING: Comon, we all know you and the Reverend are the same person.
NARC: Well, you got your facts wrong there buddy, in fact, I think the Reverend its gonna call in tonight and that should prove that we are not the same person.
KING: We'll see. Lets play a name association game.
NARC: That sounds like fun, shoot.
KING: Danny Diamond
NARC: The Vince McMahon of the forum.
KING: Blitz
NARC: The Hulk Hogan of the forum.
KING: Dr. Giganto
NARC: A Sexy beast...but only when he's wearing his elvis suit.
KING: U.S.A.
NARC: mmmm a great idea, but poorly executed.
KING: What do you mean?
NARC: Well, you see, the idea is great, freedom, justice, a country of the people, by the people and for the people and all that stuff, but how can a country be for the people when they dont even have health care? You get really sick in the States and you can kiss your ass goodbye. Now Canada, this is a great country.
KING: I agree....wait a minute, I think we got The Reverend on the line...Reverend is that you?
REVEREND RUDY: Yes its me Larry, hows it going?
KING: Everything is good, I cant believe its actually you.
REVEREND RUDY: Yes it's me, I LIIIKKKKKEEEE YOU ALL
KING: What? wait a minute, you're an impostor, the real Reverend Rudy doesn't like us, he LOVVVVVVVEEEEE us.
REVEREND RUDY: Oops, that's what I meant.
NARC: Honest mistake.
KING: Honest mistake my ass. He is a fraud and you know it Narc.
REVEREND RUDY: mmmmmmm gotta go bye.
NARC: See what've you done now , you made the Reverend hang up.
KING: Shut up idiot.
NARC: Say what old man.
KING: Old man? You wanna go?
NARC: Whatever, no thanks.
KING: Why not?
NARC: It's real simple, I'd kill you and then your parents would sue me, and I really dont care enough about you to go to prison. You see this ass? You see it? It's a sweet ass, and you know what they do to sweet asses like this in jail? DO YOU?
KING: Actually I do.
NARC: Okay then.
KING: Okay, we got another person on the line.
FREAK: Hello?
KING: Freak is that you?
FREAK: Yes sir, it's me.
KING: You got a question Freak?
FREAK: Actually I dont. I just wanted to say that it's good to see Narc back. His grammar was always excellent and you know I love great grammar, and he always spoke english good.
KING: Thank you Freak. Final question Narc...what are you going to bring to the forum?
NARC: Well, you know, I will bring alot of things.
KING: No, I dont, you tell me what you're bringing.
NARC: mmmm, you know, I'll bring, mmmmmm you know...I'll be bringing me.
KING: Then basically you're bringing nothing.
NARC: I guess, SO WHAT.
KING: You're useless.
NARC: This interview is over. See, I don't think that I need to seat with you f@#kin dildo anymore.
KING: Thank God.
NARC: F@#K YOU!
KING: Same to you Farmer.......that was Narc, the man who on JULY 13 will be making his big comeback...mmm like anyone cares. Tune in next week when my guest is going to be ASSASSIN. He's going to be talking about his ban, his fast rise to fame and his love for small dogs, it's going to be exciting. Goodnight!!!

Brandon

Lmao. this thread is quickly reaching legendary status. Good show.

God

You need to look up legendary. To me its Egotistical & trying too hard to be funny.

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Kimura

Narc: "It's not about how many times you post, it's about the quality of the post"


Commentator: "Who was the greatest? Who was the best of all time? If we were to bring back all the past members, who would come out on top? Over the years we have been blessed with the presence of such great posters like Miakal, Narc, Simon, Blitz, Rambo, Necro, Spidey and so on. Our computer narrowed it down to 2, Danny Diamond and Narc. Our computer also says that Narc would be triumphant."


Narc: "I think I still got one last run left in me"
Blitz: "What are you trying to prove man"
Narc: "I thought you might back me up in this, you know"
Blitz: "dont you think you're too old and too slow for this shit?"


Danny Diamond: "You know that guy Narc is coming back."
God: "What are you saying? You actually wanna fight a guy who is not even half as good as you?"


Joe Cool: "That computer thing got alot of people curious."
Narc: "Yeah, but I dont know, I dont want my comeback to be a total failure. Danny Diamond could destroy me."


Rambo: "People are thinking you've gone crazy"
Narc: "What's crazy about standing toe to toe saying "I'M BACK"?"
Rambo: "Fo sho!"


Gigglypuff: "If this is something you gotta do, then do it. Fighters fight and posters post."


Blitz: "Ok lets do it. To beat Danny you need intelligence, which you dont have. You have the looks of a roadkill, so posting pictures of yourself is out of the question."
Tyler Durden: "I have that problem too"
Blitz: "so what you will be relying on is pure spam. Just post pure nonsense that will raddle his ancestors."
Narc: "Let's do it, I'm ready."
Blitz: "Let's open up some cans of SPAM!"


Journalist: " Narc, some people have labelled you as an egomaniac with no sense of humour"
People: "HA HA HA"
Journalist: "How do you feel about that?"


Mike Goldberg: "Joe, why is this fight billed as an exibition?"
Joe Rogan: "So they wouldn't have to call it an execution"


Joe Cool: "It takes guts to return to a forum knowing you're going to take a beating."


Danny Diamond: "It's over Narc"
Narc: "it's nothing over 'till its over"
Danny Diamond: "You haven't been good since JimmyVan.com."
Narc: "Ha ha that's how much you know.....I've never been any good."