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Tyler Durden · 06-16-2006, 10:34 AM

Danny Diamond– AKA Simon AKA Double D, AKA Manny Manny, AKA David Ortiz, AKA D-Fed (bwahaha). Danny was our former “boss” at the “other place” and in an unholy jihad of a war he stumbled across setting up his own forum where people could say what they want be what they want to be and live the life they choose. Obviously, that bombed so he set up Monks Diner which became Wrestling Clique. Danny loves America so much that he's been known to have up to four jobs so that he can pay more tax or something. I have a lot in common with Double D, both married, both have two daughters, both haven’t told our wives about our STD’s, you’d think I’d maybe like him a tiny bit by now wouldn’t you?

Mr. Joseph T Cool – AKA Joe Cool, AKA Spiderman, AKA Spidey, AKA Joe C. Perhaps, mentally, the oldest member of the board. He’s 243 in "mental" terms and that’s something you just don’t hear much outside of the bible. Which he wrote. With Erin & Dak I believe. A father now to possibly twelve children or something. However, he hardly ever mentions his wife and kids. And by hardly ever, I mean always. Constantly. Never stops. Just try and make him.

Tyler Durden - AKA Bulldog AKA DK AKA Shandy drinking southern focker. The former DK is old, real old. Having lived a fruitful family life and fathered two children his wife has cut him off and now he is forced to turn to Chewy for Homo-Erotic BDSM "loving". Luckily his Alzehemiers has blanked the worst of his ordeals from being recalled and so he is able to function well as a semi contributor to the site. A proud land-owner in the south of England (tho a quiet shed for pottering in was never called land before) and as such he assumes he is much "posher" than other Brits. This also means any alcohol he intakes is heavily diluted with lemonade. Despite his assertions that fat samoans are better than talented mexicans his greatest posts are found in the wrestling section where he will gladly tell anyone that will listen he was at the greatest 'mania ever (description courtesy of Kay Jay)

Blitzkrieg– AKA Brandon, AKA Blade, AKA Blitz, AKA Mo From Men On A Mission, AKA Flash Funk, AKA Nicky Santoro. Blitz was the first guy that I made any sort of connection with on boards, it wasn’t a nice connection, but it was a connection never the less. I’m a bit of a wrasslin’ mark at times, and if it wasn’t for Blitz and his incessant jabbering and goading I may never have stepped out of the safety of wrestling chat and into the dark world of other forums. So basically it’s his fault I post like I do so neg rep him constantly. Look out for his many and varied threads along the lines of "I really like this girl" or "This girl likes me" or "Me and this girl hooked up". His threads are varied and creative in this regard and only lapse when he goes on one of his Hunter is a Wrestling God rants.

Dr Giganto – AKA Mister D, AKA Tom Dogg, AKA Huge guy with a big schlong. Dr G is very very American. He is more American than apple pie, more American than a Cadillac, more American than Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bob Hope and Stan Laurel themselves. He is however a mighty procrastinator, as was witnessed by his constant dithering over his name change from Tom Dogg to Dr Giganto. He seems very knowledgeable about US sports and (I might be wrong since I never read anything he says) seems to be in love at the moment and the good news is, this time it’s with a woman. So yay Dr G. Big up yourself or something.

Crockerinho – AKA Crocker, AKA Shameless Frank, AKA The Crock, AKA Tony Shiavone. I’ve flip flopped between hating Crock or just not liking him very much, but deep down I know he’s the sort of guy that you want as a friend, as an ally, as comrade in arms in the ongoing fight against all things American. I don’t, of course, but I know you do. Is a blindly loyal Manchester City football fan, which kind of indicates he may also actually be blind. One of the many posters on here that I have actually met in the real world. And by real world, I mean Birmingham.

Randy Orton & Necro – AKA Rambo & Sabac. I’ll do these two together, I know Chewy would. These guys have been tight (and not so tight) with each other down the years and know each other well in the “outside world”. Randy O is famed for his African roots and for liking an occasional tipple of beer and the odd rant in the SB and Nec is our "coming attractions" man. Personally I see "Necro" and "coming" in the same sentence and have fear in my belly. Basically they are fine posters on here and are funny as hell. But would I talk to them in the street? Well yes I would, my words would be “stop hitting me and take my wallet yer frikkin hoodies….not the face, not the face”.

Dakstang – AKA President Dak, AKA Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel. Just like everybodys little kid brother you just know you’ll soon be going through the emotions of wanting to kick his butt in soon, maybe dribble over his face or flush his head down the toilet. A known "fighter of his corner" about all matters religious and a very polite (if insane) debater. HIs politics are slightly to the right of Genghis Khan. Seems to take nubs a while to get in line with what a great person Dak is but, hell they could be right and we may all be wrong about him. And by wrong, I mean brainwashed.

God - AKA Daren. AKA Allah J Styles. A Wrestling mod with Wrestling Heaven and a guy that we sadly agreed to accept in order that everyone else from Wrestling Heaven left us alone (whatever happened to that deal?). An intense follower of all things Guns n Roses, Arsenal Football Club and TNA related so he's a bit like the guy that you knew at school. You know the one, long hair, smelt of garlic, knows nothing. Yeah that's the guy. Has recently underwent a gimmick change whereby he has actually seems rational about some wrestling matters.

Gigglypuff – AKA Hootie McBoob, AKA Women that loves accents, A generous supplier of erotica to the males on the forum who have been quite taken by her revealing cleavage and her taste in what seems to be wearing just a towel when online. She may at some stage have said something on here, it may have meant something and been truly awe inspiring. Who knows though? It would have been completely wasted on here since the guys just picture her topless, agree with everything she says and try to maintain eye contact at all times (well when she’s looking anyway).

Jayman – AKA Jay, AKA Oojaymanoo (WTF), AKA King Jayman, AKA Slimdust’s lifetime partner. I was told that if I can’t say anything nice about someone I shouldn’t say anything at all…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… . So a big hand for Jay everyone.

Mikk – AKA Mikk, AKA Mikkles, AKA Mikklovin, AKA JR’s long lost son, AKA I met Samoa Joe once. Mikk loves his wrestling and likes nothing better than telling us he won't be online for two weeks, and then spending the next two weeks almost constantly online here looking at porno pics. But hey, like KJay and Crock before him, he too is Northern. This means they are dour people with chips on their shoulder, and knowing those guys, they’ve eaten their chips already. Probably deep fried them in some chocolate or something, and poured gravy on them. Oooooo Northern Boys

Erin – AKA Pink, AKA Co Writer of the Holy Bible (see Joe C). Aaaaaa, our little Pinkster why it seems just five minutes ago that she was dealing with inappropriate and frankly illegal suggestions from members on the board almost constantly. However, now she’s legal, she doesn’t get nearly so many inappropriate comments. I think that tells you quite a lot about the “men” on the forum. (I’m looking in your direction Dr G). Maybe this could also have something to do with her being quite volatile and “punchy”. After all who wants a woman that leave you with a stiffie. I mean a dead arm, all the time. She’s a bit like a bigger Powerpuff Girl really and she’ll kick your ass if you tell her that colour doesn’t suit her.

The Phantom – AKA Deadly D, AKA Gavin Henson. Once upon a time there was this Welsh crooner called Tom Jones, who fathered a whole country before disappearing to Las Vegas. Well this is one of the little bits of “Welshness” ol’ Tom left behind. And who could blame him. I’m just surprised he only moved to Vegas. Tom left many traits to his children, good looks, charm, an accent that no one understands and an ability to shag anything that moves. Phantom inherited none of these qualities, apart from the one where no one understands him. But gosh darn that accent is mighty puretty. Phantom knows nothing about rugby.

The Half Boy – AKA Fieldmouse, AKA FM, AKA Emma’s Bitch. WTF is wrong with this forum, this is another Brit Northerner. It’s a wonder we’re not all drinking “Real Beer”, racing whippets, watching Coronation Street and tieing hankies on our heads when the sun is out. Half Boy is a rarity on this board in that he’s one of those posters that doesn’t post here as much as I'd like. Scheduled to get wed to young Emma at some time in the future (Jeremy Kyle programme schedules allowing). Damn that's a long time to go with no sex. What? I'm a traditionalist. Once traded God (not the poster) good looks in exchange for mutton chop sideburns.

Jackie Pies – AKA Jackie, AKA J, AKA Raven’s Bitch. J is every guy’s fantasy, you can talk sports, wrestling, drinking, even intelligent subject matter with this gorgeous bit of stuff and she’ll keep you amused for ages. In my case, seven whole seconds. Hell, she even has lesbian tendencies as well. What is the catch, I hear you ask? What could stop this wonderful woman from becoming mine you ask? Well, I’ll tell you. She’s fucking mental. That’s it. Has sleighed a Giant in recent times and is wearing his ring, or he's doing her ring...I forget.

Inogenius – AKA Terry, AKA Boss of Other Place, AKA Ino, AKA Inogenius, AKA Rick Allens left arm. A really cool guy, good with “techy” stuff and a bit of a “career progressor”. He is best known for bringing peace once at a time when all was war. He’s a bit like Mohatma Ghandi with a little Benito Mussolini thrown in for flavour. That’s right, he’s awful smelly. Terry is a bit like Blitz but with the ability to write words down correctly and coherently. Known for creating threads that look like they may be interesting, however once you scratch the surface you see they are really just about him getting a pay rise/new car/laid last night. The man is shallower than a puddle and deffer than a leppard.

Captain Planet- AKA Suntan Superman, AKA M. Shinoda, AKA DJ Phreaky, The Prez. A notorious and insatiable debater and righter of injustice and prejudice, though strangely a guy that has never openly defended the right of the much maligned Eskimos. Loves sport a lot. Maybe as much as he loves wrecking shower curtains. Has recently had his cynicism chip rebooted to help deal with his hatred of certain nubs.

PeaceSells – AKA Stevo, AKA MasterOfPuppets, AKA MoP. Charismatic and charming, used his oral skills to befriend much of the Wrestling Heaven staff. Was also admin on WH at one point, he served the function of n00b assistance admin. Loves music, drinking, and being Irish (though his "Irishness" is in dispute). Abandoned ship in a big hoorah at WH to pursue other opportunities in "real life". That didn't work out so here he is! Possibly being groomed by me.

Twist of Lemon - AKA Lemony McTwistelstein, AKA Willam Murderface, AKA M3t@1 Injection, AKA Moddy McModelstein, AKA Rob Laidlaw. TOL was crowned admin by Guardian Devil on the WH coast during an intial roster shakeup. He contributed in many ways to the design and set up of the original site. He began here at Monks/Clique as one of those Techie guys. Lemz is part of the xbox 360 community here at Clique. TOL also has “indy wrestling skills” and can answer most questions about wrestling in general. Recently said his fantasy was "Meeting Brady Quinn and informing the slut he's dating to GTFO". Wash your hands after meeting him.

Guardian Devil - AKA Sir William G. Devlin Esq., AKA GD, AKA MetallicAttack, AKA Arthur Fonzarelli. GD was the Big Boss Man (no sleight toward dead wrestlers) of the WH forums before they merged into Monks/WC. He is happily wed (ball and chained in September, '06) and enjoys 360. He’s known for being a complete and total mark for HBK, and for his love of Rocky and 1337 speak...thanks to ToL. Has a current best efed record of 13-0 from WH. Along with Griff0rd not only tear up newbs with 1337 gaming skillz, but also with top notch trash talking as well via Xbox Live. Kind to many, proprietor of all and the King of the SB. He wears a crown and everything. No clothes though.

James Deuce - AKA TH14, AKA Spawn, AKA ArsenalFan#2. Minnesota native that was once banned by LionDen from PWS before relocating to WH and then, eventually here. Makes great threads in General Discussion, all too rarely, and does some excellent work in the ol’ graphics area too. Not that I’ve ever been there, so maybe his work is actually rubbish. Who knows? A known waster of his college degree, letting his talents go to pot whilst listening to country music and blaming his parents for everything. Recently had a fight with a pepper that made his mouth sweat. It’s not known if he won the fight.

Chuck Norris - AKA BDB, AKA Dave, AKA BigDaveBatista. From Coventry in England. That is all we need to say about his whereabouts. Presumably is blessed with an excellently funny accent. Quite the golfer and one day he tells us he hopes to turn “pro”. I presume this doesn’t mean he’s off to Vegas to work the strip. Had open heart surgery when he was only 7, and I believe they installed some kind of chip in him at that time which leads him to be able to give advice on unlocking, gaming, walkthroughs and gun set ups on COD4. I have no idea what any of that means, but presume it means he’s good at Space Invaders and Pacman. Had an 18 month sabbatical when he claimed that his PC “broke”. Is involved in a possible rivalry with Lemonz, however this could just be flirting.

Felix - AKA Felix, AKA Mark. Was “hired” some years back to do techy work on the site and it is a known FACT that he is the oldest member of the board, by my calculations(!). This green eyed god from Maryland is one of our “Management” on the site with Joseph and Daniel. Known for his wonderful avatars (which regrettably I don’t get to see since I view the site with avatars off). Felix is named after Felix Griffin who allegedly played drums with some band or other. Our Felix was a drummer in some hardcore punk bands too. Not that punk had even been invented when he was a lad. Felix had some bad times with work lately, but I think he’s out of that now and swimming against the tide, but stronger. Recently created a 20 plus page thread in General Discussion which means that he is technically stealing my gimmick.

CM Diddy - AKA CM Drunk, AKA The Heartbreak Flid, AKA Nick. CMD is a Shipment Compliance manager from Rhode Island which sounds like it’d be a complete hoot doesn’t it? No. Well it clearly gives him access to way too much interweb usage judging by the FACT that he is here 24/7 supposedly “killing corporate time”. A little crotchety these days as he accelerates at break neck speed toward 30 and his official menopause. CMD has, of late, taken to introducing alleged “females” to the board in order to win popularity and kudos from his peers. It has failed miserably due to the low quality of woman that he has introduced. Oic, oic indeed.

Zar - AKA Zar333. From Ontario and I think may have moved to Toronto in recent times. Maybe to avoid arrest for stalking Erin. Claim to fame could be that in Grade 12 he had a breakfast sandwich named after him, it was possibly called the Zarzilla or something. Likes him some WWE, some UFC and some S&M (erm). Shares a birthday with Rick Moranis which is strange since Rick doesn’t possess a ridiculously long beard like Zar has. Insanely polite and frequently uses the phrase “Sir” when addressing people that he possibly cannot remember the name of. Disturbingly is engaging in some kind of hero worship toward the username Potato Dynamite.

Narc - AKA Reverend Rudy, AKA Azzurri, AKA Ace. Former “Greatest Heel in WC History”, now tweener occasional poster, Narc is a legend amongst those of us that have known him off and on for some 5 years now. He got the name Narc because it was his real nickname, as he was always high, or because his dog was named Buck. The story is confusing. Narc was suspended in Grade 10 for his “habbit”. He loves his poker and his Italian football and some UFC too. He also voted Kane. And he “loooooooooooooves uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

Beaker - AKA Meep Meep. Boston playa, notoriously poor small talker and known cracker of his fingers. Once got moist (in the eyes) watching an episode of Fresh Prince! Disowned his friends because he had a WOMAN. Has been with us over two years now (I think) and has expressed interest in Lasik surgery in the past. I presume this is the kind of surgery that would enable him to be even more like Ron Jeremy, however I could be wrong.

A-Bomb - AKA A-Balla, AKA A-Bitch. “Straight Edge” Pennsylvania native. Popular with posters that like short illiterate replies. Has recently undergone some gimmick/name changes, none of which involved Potato Dynamite. For some reason he likes Pink Floyd, which is strange given their peculiar way of spelling well. Unimpressed by Sora’s hold over some male members of the board. Once called Kimbo a fool. Which would have made him in an instant hero had he not just done it on a chat board. Kbai werd etc.

Duke - AKA Duke Nook, AKA Fists of John Wayne. Duke is from Iowa and works at a Wal-Mart photo lab where he exclusives laminates nekkid pictures. A great shouter in the ol’ shoutbox which he wishes to be renamed the “Dukebox”. Duke has 20 friends on here which just baffles me. Maybe there was money on offer? Another of our gamers that likes him some wrasslin’ though strangely seems to enjoy TNA. I believe he has copywritten use of the phrase “titty cock mania”. So you can’t say that on the board.

Griff0rd - AKA mrgriff_842, AKA Griff0rd the Big Red Mod. Former Smod on both WH and Monks/WC. This character is known for his unending markism for TNA, Jeff Jarrett, and 360, in fact, he started the Xbox 360 revolution on WC by furiously beating Guardian Devil over the head with how "awesomez" it is, even in the face of undieing Sony fanboyism. Griff single-handedly created 2 e-feds on WH and was only beaten once in his illustrious career. Lover of Gears and the ladies (his wife).

emmathe37th – AKA Shower Girl, AKA HB’s Daddy, AKA Jeremy Kyles #1 Fan. It’s hard for me to describe Emma. Do you know why? Well, yes, obviously the court restraining order forbids me from talking too lucidly about her other than to say that she is charming, intelligent and educated. On top of all this she has a wonderful man in her life as well (see The Half Boy). Maybe they’ll have children one day? I bet they’ll be handsome and well adjusted. I’m picturing them having children right now. No, not in fifteen years time when the kids are growing up, I’m picturing their conception. Just look at her bouncing up and down on his……….oh right, that’s why they have an injunction against me. My bad.

Slimdust – AKA Slimster, AKA Slim, AKA Angelic Diablo, AKA Jimmyjobob, AKA The Texan Ranger. Slim is young. Sometimes I feel guilty telling him as much as I do on this forum but, if I didn’t, that poor little lady of his down in Florida or somewhere wouldn’t be getting banged half as well as she is now. You’re welcome. Jimmy is a staggering 90lbs in weight (hence the username?). So I look forward in future years to seeing his name changing to “Normal” then to “Porky” then simply to “Dusty XXL”. Don’t take the fact that he’s one of the homo erotic cliq on here put you off him, he’s all man. Although at the Christmas Pantomime he does have to play the part of Mary every year. That’s just because he’s so gosh darned goooooorgeous!!

WackoJako – AKA Jake, AKA Edgehead, AKA Jakobean17. The archrival and nemesis to Griff… Jake prowls the shout box looking for the chance to slam on posters with mom jokes, and almost always phailing with as much grace as a hippo on ice skates. You may see him post from time to time… he is easily ignored. Rose through the ranks, controversially, to being modded here at one stage by Joe Cool. Joe had, prior to this action, never made any obvious mistakes before on this site.

Freak – AKA Freakster, AKA Tall Guy that looks like Ashton Kutcher on a bad day, AKA Musicdude. Freak knows, loves and adores his music. He’s well versed on all styles and even manages to put up with bits and pieces of my “granddad rock” vibe. He is a nice guy as well and you know what they always say about nice guys. They always come last. And I just know that’s got some of you ladies thinking “hubba hubba” and probably Chewy too. Recent returns have shown him indulging in his hobby of "Dak Baiting".

Chewy– AKA Demetrius, AKA Neoflux, AKA Chewster, AKA Mygodhehadalotofcrappyusernamesinthepast. Chewy was a lot of people’s favourite poster on here. He’s crazy and, basically, horny 24/7. Maybe more. He’s the kind of guy that you can bring home to your parents as well girls. If your parents are liberated stoners from the 60’s who dropped out of society and want "doing". He actually won “Most Popular Poster” at the “other place” not so long ago. Which I’m not bitter about at all. Wanker.

You may also hear these names mentioned from time to time.....

Miakal – AKA Miakster, AKA Rush-lover, AKA King of Homo Erotics everywhere. Many a day I’ve passed happily treading the boards with King Miakal. For that is what he is, he was always the best poster at the other place and he lit a trail blazing light for (especially Chewy) to kick the door through and walk right in. Of course, he doesn’t really exist. None of us have ever seen a picture, none of us can confirm if he is a man or a woman, and he’s off studying a lot know so we don’t see him nearly enough. However, somewhere out there I just know he knows I’m talking about him. I bet he’s got a hard on just thinking about it.

AudioSavior – AKA IdaMAN, AKA Kal El, AKA Grandmaster Flash! Now if I was to completely do this justice and fill in all potential noobs as to the history of Ida, it would take more bytes than we currently have available here for the site to run effectively. He's been brave in fighting health issues in recent times, however if it wasn't for the (perhaps irrational) hatred many posters developed for him over at JVN, we perhaps wouldn't have a WC to come to. So watch out, because he may come back one day in a power play and e-kill us all again! Meet you all in the next forum.

Thirty7 – AKA Thirty8, AKA The Hobbit, AKA Eric the Aussie. When we were split into two different forums, there was one thing bugging me about this place. It needs Eric. My little Foley loving Homo Erotic antipodean man child. And at last, after much co-ercing, he was bought here for our pleasure. And it turns out, I was wrong, we didn’t need him at all and he subsequently packed his bags to live in a casino....still a facebook buddy of many on here but that is all. He's like the one night stand that you still know. Vaguely.

KJay – AKA Wanker. AKA Northern Git. AKA Ghandi. AKA KJaymeister. Ah yes, my storied rival. For a long time I presumed KJay was Indian, but it turned out he just liked their food. Smart, funny, intelligent and engaging are all words that I couldn’t possibly use to describe this jumped up little oik from the North of England, where men are men and the women are pretty much men too. Once famously fought a case that Juventud Guerrera was a better wrestler than Samoa Joe. This is kind of like fighting a case that Michael Jordan is better at baseball than basketball. Currently lost in the time-space contiuum.